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  1. Sex Worker's Name: Lauren Hart
  2. Session Month: November
  3. Session Year: 2012
  4. Type of Service: Private Escort
  5. Photos Authenticity: 100% Real
  6. Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $600
  7. Location where session took place: Western Australia
  8. Session Day: Weekday
  9. Session Time: Daytime
  10. Estimated Age: 21 - 25
  11. Estimated Ethnic Group: Mixed Groups Origin
  12. Nationality (Leave blank if Australian): New Zealand
  13. Knowledge of English: Very Good
  14. Hair Colour: Brown
  15. Hair Length: Long
  16. Eyes Colour: Hazel
  17. Skin Colour: Olive
  18. Height: Average - Around 165 cm / 5'5"
  19. Body Shape: Athletic
  20. Estimated Body Size: 8 to 10
  21. Estimated Breast Size: AA to B (Small to Average)
  22. Enhanced breasts?: No, natural breasts
  23. Pubic Hair: All Waxed / Shaved
  24. Any Tattoos?: None, no tattoos
  25. Any Piercings?: None, no piercings
  26. Full Sex Available: Yes, intercourse
  27. Kind of Experience: Sex Buddy Experience
  28. Kissing Available: Passionate Kissing
  29. Blowjob: Yes, BBBJ (Natural Oral)
  30. DATY / Oral On Her: Yes, DATY on offer
  31. Greek or Anal Sex Available: No
  32. Handjob Available: Yes, handjob
  33. Massage Available: Yes, rub-down
  34. Extras Charged: No, all included
  35. Doubles and Group Sex: No
  36. Overall Looks: An absolute goddess!
  37. Overall Personality: Lovely
  38. Overall Performance: Out of this world!

Private Escort - November 2012 - Lauren Hart


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This review has been a long time coming as I am writing back to the time that Lauren last toured Perth. As you can tell, I'm a bloody procrastinator. And Lauren unfortunately for me plays right into my tendencies. Awesome for me. Not so good for work. Luckily when we met, I'd earnt enough seniority to have SOME discretion with my time....


We all know cheesey pickup lines. But in this case I'd actually say it would be legit to ask:

"Did it hurt?"


"Did it hurt"

"I don't get you"

"When you fell down from heaven... did it hurt?"


I only wish I was that slick when I first encountered her, but honestly, she made me turn into a 13yo school boy looking at his first pair of naked breasts in a National Geographic. But I recall this pickup line as after I arrived at her chique hotel in the city, I was greeted by this absolute goddess in white.

Now let me confess, I have a particular weakness for Eurasian girls, and have a thing for women who can pull off wearing white. It takes a certain kind of physical and psychological presence to pull it of IMHO. Although white on a largish woman can look like a meringue disaster, on a skinny girl with no confidence looks equally bad. Lauren however was a vision in white. Just add wings and a halo. Her confident smile offset by her beautiful but playful eyes, left me as I said before, just agog at the door. I used to find it difficult talking to beautiful women; however age, confidence and cynicism has seen me able to walk up to any woman in any situation and take control. At this instance she had to invite me in and I had to wipe the drool off my chin. A glass of wine saw us settle down on the couch, which I consumed hurriedly for some Dutch courage and an attempt to regain composure.

A truly educated woman, I was soon at ease as we chatted about everything from sport (how many people know about ice hockey and cycling?) all the way to politics and art. I don't know about other punters, but to meet someone who you can actually get lost in conversation with to the point where you loose track of time is a rarity, and in a gorgeous woman, a complete turn on. As I could see time was getting on and I didn’t want to stop, at that point I asked her if I could extend my booking and how long I could see her for. Luckily she was free till 6pm. SOLD. I called into work with three words: "Cancel my day.”

More wine and more conversation followed before she beckoned me to the bedroom. I helped her peel off her dress, revealing her perfectly tanned and smooth body, clad only in the most elegant of black French lace. I caressed her incredible body. She is gorgeously toned but still femininely curved. We kissed intermittently, talking and getting to know each other more and more; each embrace becoming more and more passionate.

I am particularly fussy about breasts. I detest silicone, and I love firm natural contours. Lauren has a perfect bust in my opinion. They're not gigantic GG's that can smash watermelons, rather they are beautifully proportioned to the rest of her; elegant curves atop with perfect sensitive nipples that I was fortunate enough to sample. After exploring her wondrous breasts, I slowly made my way down to her g-string which promptly found itself on the far side of the room. It wasn't long before she was squirming in ecstasy. I made my way back up and kissed her gently. I couldn't bear it anymore. Condom on and then she led me inside her. Thank god I cancelled my day as we were able to take our time, slowly alternating with who was on top and trying just about every position in the Karma Sutra. Our time turned into a wonderful blur of pleasure with this wonderful angel climaxing at least twice, making her more and more sensitive and responsive. Finally we lay back on the bed, expended, sheets and limbs tangled after a tornado of ecstasy.

After a shower, I watched her dress as she transformed from angel to siren. She was the stuff that induced heart attacks and the magic of fantasies. The perfect evening. The perfect woman. The perfect girlfriend. My perfect addiction. I saw her twice more that week and three times the following before she left back to where she came from.

Sadly, it's such a recurrent theme in my life; perfection is only fleeting.

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She is... I'm hoping so desperately that she comes over to Perth....

We're in desperate shortage of wonderful women like here out West :(


If you read my reviews it's usually to caution others of bad experiences. It's great to finally put pen to paper in a positive way!

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 Lauren however was a vision in white. Just add wings and a halo. Her confident smile offset by her beautiful but playful eyes, 


Nice read of your time with Lauren 


Worth the wait , bloody long time 


And Yes she is well over due for a visit out West  :D

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As you can tell, I'm a bloody procrastinator.

Naaaaw, really?  It's only been about 19 months by the looks of things. That's not much!   :D   :P   :o

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Hell of a long time between drinks... no wonder you saw her 6 times in a fortnight when  Lauren was there.!!!. Thanks for your review.

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That amount of time ago, and yet the details still seem so vivid to you.


thanks for sharing on your time with Lauren

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She was the stuff that induced heart attacks and the magic of fantasies
Yep, thats the beautiful Lauren for you :wub:  
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