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  1. Sex Worker's Name: Zena
  2. Session Month: January
  3. Session Year: 2011
  4. Type of Service: Massage
  5. Name of Agency or Parlour (if any): Bliss on Crown
  6. Establishment Address (Only for brothels): Crown St Surry Hills
  7. Link to Website or Online Ad (if any): blissoncrown.com.au
  8. Photos Authenticity: 100% Real
  9. Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $200
  10. Location where session took place: New South Wales
  11. Incall or Outcall (Leave blank in Victoria): Establishment's Venue
  12. Session Day: Weekday
  13. Session Time: Evening
  14. Estimated Age: 18 - 20
  15. Estimated Ethnic Group: Caucasian / European Origin
  16. Hair Colour: Dark
  17. Hair Length: Long
  18. Eyes Colour: Brown
  19. Skin Colour: Tanned
  20. Height: Average - Around 165 cm / 5'5"
  21. Body Shape: Athletic
  22. Estimated Body Size: 6 to 8
  23. Estimated Breast Size: C to D (Medium to Big)
  24. Enhanced breasts?: Yes, enhanced
  25. Pubic Hair: All Waxed / Shaved
  26. Any Tattoos?: None, no tattoos
  27. Any Piercings?: None, no piercings
  28. Kind of Experience: Pornstar Experience
  29. Kissing Available: Unsure
  30. Blowjob: Unsure
  31. DATY / Oral On Her: Unsure
  32. Handjob Available: Yes, handjob
  33. Massage Available: Yes, rub-down
  34. Extras Charged: Yes, additionally
  35. Overall Looks: Beautiful
  36. Overall Personality: Fake
  37. Overall Performance: We didn't click

Bliss on Crown - Jan 2011 - Zena


kingfisher
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Its a typical weekday evening when i get the itch I can't be bothered scratching myself.

 

So I noodle on over the harbour bridge which just happens to dump me in East Sydney outside of Bliss.

 

It's early in the shift and it turns out Brooklyn isn't in yet. So I ask to see the girls and there is one real head turner. Zena. Super tight body, young, beautiful eyes. Cheeky smile. All the right boxes ticked. Yes Please.

 

We go through the usuals and make some small talk ...

but i'm already sensing a problem.

 

The massage starts and its pretty good. She has good hands and like I said, a fantastic body with a pretty delicious pair of bolt-on bewbs. She's built for sex and kinda dirty but ....

 

every time I crack a joke she just leaves me floundering. Either I am mumbling incoherently or she just cannot understand my sense of humour. I try and try and try ...

 

Not quite enough tackle tickling for my liking in the early part of the massage but she's got some decent moves. She rolls me over and starts working me with a bit more enthusiasm and I can get into it.

 

She's filthy really, whispering stuff in my ear that makes me blush but still I can't get past the fact that she isn't laughing at my sparkling wit. I want to feel connected! I want the filth, but some intimacy too.

It's becoming a problem.

 

Her large breasts are all over me and her skin feels fantastic to touch as i rub her thighs and buttocks. She doesn't love me playing with her tits but that's OK.

 

Unfortunately now the dirty talk just feels like a hollow performance. She's trying hard to please but each porny move she makes makes me go further away. I find myself a little shocked at my inability to enjoy this beautiful young minx playing with my cock and balls.

 

She escalates the attention on my cock and starts telling me how much she wants me to cum. She's leaning over my cock and I'm crazy horny, my balls are bursting but ...

 

I sense myself getting further and further away. I want to cum but I just can't do it.

After about 5 -10 minutes of crazy frenetic HJ time I ask her to stop so her arm doesn't fall off. She must've been in agony but I was so close to cumming I couldn't pull her up earlier.

 

I figure I have to finish myself off so I start to play with my cock and she tickles my balls until I cum all over my chest, barely missing my face. She may not have got my jokes but she was well impressed by that. As was I actually. Quite a back up there apparently.

 

I'm kinda relieved it's over. Such a poor way to end a session and all based on my stoopid headgames.

 

I'm not sure about her extras as I just wasn't interested enough to ask but I suspect she offers at least CBJ for 50-100 based on the rest of the girls there.

 

Now I have it on authority from a couple of other girls at Bliss that she's incredibly popular. Busiest girl at the parlour by far. So she's obviously doing something right, and she is young and hot and dirty, so I couldn't really say that punters should avoid her. But I won't be going back for seconds. She didn't get my jokes goddamit!

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Bummer, dude. Sorry to hear there was no click. From experience there's just no accounting for it, you can get off on the wrong foot and stay that way sometimes. Wouldn't blame yourself.

 

I actually know Zena fairly well as a regular and I get along with her really well. That said, I know what you mean about the "porny" moves in her repertoire - I mean, you can't fault how she does it, but it doesn't count if you don't feel that genuine connection, however brief. I think her personality is basically kind of dry and frank, which is why the faux-intimacy of the dirty talk can be a bit dissonant.

 

It's funny but how you feel about Zena is kind of how I feel about Brooklyn! Also a lovely gal, great moves, etc - but the first time I saw her there was a certain "humour gap" sometimes between me and her that really took some concentration to relax into. She didn't have much patience with me squirming about on the table either, I gotta say...

 

Cheers

GS

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It's funny but how you feel about Zena is kind of how I feel about Brooklyn! Also a lovely gal, great moves, etc - but the first time I saw her there was a certain "humour gap" sometimes between me and her that really took some concentration to relax into. She didn't have much patience with me squirming about on the table either, I gotta say...

 

Cheers

GS

 

Aah great sage, equal of heaven. Don't worry about me, I wasn't blaming myself too much. Just spicing up the review with an emotional arc ;)

 

It's funny isn't it. I see Brooklyn a bit and she always laughs at my jokes. I'm enjoying the phrase you coined. Maybe I just have to go back and work on closing the "humour gap".

 

And like I said, I def wouldn't discourage anyone from checking out Zena on the basis of my experience because I have no doubt that for the punter she clicks with and feels comfy with she'd be an absolute firecracker. Just wasn't me that day.

 

Now where to find something to squirt into that gap ...?

 

/< /=

 

 

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