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  1. Sex Worker's Name: Linda
  2. Session Month: September
  3. Session Year: 2012
  4. Type of Service: Parlour Worker
  5. Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $175
  6. Location where session took place: Victoria
  7. Session Day: Weekday
  8. Session Time: Evening
  9. Estimated Age: 31 - 35
  10. Estimated Ethnic Group: Asian Origin
  11. Nationality (Leave blank if Australian): Thailand
  12. Knowledge of English: Very Good
  13. Hair Colour: Black
  14. Hair Length: Medium
  15. Eyes Colour: Brown
  16. Skin Colour: Pale
  17. Height: Short - Under 160 cm / 5'3"
  18. Body Shape: Athletic
  19. Estimated Body Size: 8 to 10
  20. Estimated Breast Size: AA to B (Small to Average)
  21. Enhanced breasts?: No, natural breasts
  22. Pubic Hair: Neatly Trimmed
  23. Full Sex Available: Yes, intercourse
  24. Kissing Available: Not Always
  25. Blowjob: Yes, fellatio
  26. DATY / Oral On Her: No
  27. Handjob Available: Yes, handjob
  28. Massage Available: Yes, rub-down
  29. Extras Charged: Yes, additionally
  30. Overall Looks: Attractive
  31. Overall Personality: Outgoing
  32. Overall Performance: It was okay

Club 741 - September 2012 - Linda

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I enter and the receptionist greets me. I'm directed to the curtained

intro area (left opposite desk). The girls are Maria (20-late, medium,

asian), Linda (30-early, medium), Na-na (30-late, tall, medium, euro),

and Sandy (30-late, medium, euro/greek?, everything, +anal), who was

helpful to actually explain service structure for the establishment.

In considering, I hadn't stayed with a Thai lady previously, and this

one seemed the most refreshed of those intro'd. I settle afairs with

the receptionist. It's a short wait before I'm joined by Linda. We

make small talk on the way up to the room. Soon I'm in the shower and

she ducks out.


I'm drying as she returns and the conversation picks up. After a tick

she's checking my mouth (...weird?) before she jumps into the upsell.

This flows into general chatting as she jumps into the shower. Once

dry, I accept her offer and I'm on my front as she begins (Massage).

She continues the chat, but soon it trail off as she becomes lighter.

Soon she's gliding over with sporadic landings (BK).


I turn over and she glides her way down south. She splashes around the

shallow end (BL) for some time before she works the water pump (HJ).

She gets a different kind chatty (Dirty). She swings herself around

(MO position) before asking me to shape the dunes for a little show

(v-gaping). She's begins to pump the water faster and with greater

resolve. I continue to shape the dunes and see cave emitting a little

steam. She speeds up the draining process and the flood water begins

to build some pressure. Gearing down she finally dives (BJ). Gathering

speed she throws in occasional swallowing noises.


In a complete change of pace she goes for a change up. She sits spread-

eagled putting herself on display. She adds a lifejacket before she

sends him in for a rescue (FOV). After some time she's quite vocal and

hastens for another change up.


I slide in and lay siege (Mish) and get straight to pace. Her moans

build and peaks a number of times out of sync. I go for some time when

she starts a change. She breaks any sense of flow by pausing to check

tyre pressure. After I man the harpoon (K9). I speed to reach the end

and she's still vocal, but out of sync. I eventually cross the line.

She checks the tyre pressure once more.

On reflection I believe she was hoping I'd finish from her handy work early on. That way she could upsell an second shot. Lucky for me I've had practice. With her dirty talk it did hint like she was trying to upsell DATY and other various things throughout. I notice she commented too many times on how "young" I looked (don't they all say that?), so maybe she was thinking I was a little green to the whole thing.

  • Recommended: not really
  • Actors are supposed to put on a show. Can't really call them fake when that's what they're supposed to be doing.
  • Sales expo?

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i guess you might go by your own recommendation and return for a different thai next time (33.333% chance and you got it wrong eh!).


Pity you seemed to have copped one of the very few thais there who has adopted the white girl syndrome of playing the Extras game.



ones with the fake titties can be fun too...... :D

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Linda has awesome tits.

sounds like a different linda to the OPs? please tell us more about this one (in a separate review) if you have tasted her :)

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