Private Escorts - November 2012 - Christine McQueen & Mia Monroe

[CM Punt]

Disclaimer: This review does not contain any tattooed cocks... but no video, period.

 

Name: Mia Monroe

Photos Authenticity: 100% Real

Estimated Age: 21 - 25

Estimated Ethnic Group: Caucasian / European Origin

Hair Colour: Blonde

Hair Length: Medium

Eyes Colour: Hazel

Skin Colour: Tanned

Height: Tall - 5'7"

Body Shape: Athletic

Estimated Breast Size: C to D (Medium to Big)

Enhanced breasts?: No

Any Tattoos?: No

Any Piercings?: One or two

Kissing Available: Yes, DFK (Deep French Kissing)

Blowjob: Yes, BBBJ and CIM (Cum In Mouth)

DATY / Oral On Her: Yes

Overall Looks: Beautiful

Overall Personality: Lovely

Overall Performance: Out of this world!

 

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy mother fucking birthday to me! What did people get for me? Not important. What did I do to celebrate? I celebrated with two of the hottest escorts Sydney has - neither of whom need an introduction, but I'm giving them an introduction anyway.

 

Mia Monroe - Often described as "The Blonde Superstar", Mia Monroe, a girl who I've written two reviews about already, is exactly that. As a matter of fact, one of those reviews was also a doubles session, and my most viewed review to date. She is simply incredible. While I haven't seen her as much as I would like to (budget, love for variety), I've seen her more than any other escort, and considering the list of escorts I've seen in my two years of punting - most notably this past year as I mostly stepped away from parlours and switched over to privates, the fact that I always return to Mia at some point speaks volumes of just how special I feel she is. I've known Mia for almost a year now, and it's been a pleasure - in more ways than one - to know her.

 

Christine McQueen - What can I say about the queen herself? Growing up, I thought I would never even get the opportunity to even see someone of such beauty up close in person, let alone be acknowledged by them... let alone do what any guy young or old dreams of doing with such a jaw-dropping woman. When I first laid eyes on her in person at the Sydney drinks night in March, I was speechless. No amount of alcohol that night was going to give me the courage to utter a word to her. Fast forward to the Melbourne drinks night in August, I once again laid eyes on Christine, and even with more alcohol in my system, my jaw was only going to be in one position: down.

 

Finally meeting her though was a pleasure, and not just for the obvious reasons. Yes, she is stunning beyond belief and is... "good at her job", but above all that she's a lovely person to be with.

 

What happens when you put these two together? Magic! This however isn't just to celebrate my birthday, this is also to celebrate two years of punting. How will the next year improve from this one? I don't think that will be possible... but I'm sure as hell willing to try!

 

Now... lets start getting to the fucking point! Pun intended.

 

After a drink at a nearby pub, it was time to initiate Operation: Double Trouble. Shortly after getting Christine's assistant on the intercom, Christine herself arrives in a stunning black dress which make my eyes pop out of my head and my jaw drop. I swear, there's a pattern going on here. Unlike the drinks nights however, I finally manage to utter words and greet the lovely lady. I get a kiss on the lips and we head up to the apartment. After a brief tour and a chat, I would receive another kiss. This one however was more passionate than the last. She would also manage to sneak her hand down to my crotch. Fantastic! We would soon be interrupted by the arrival of the beautiful blonde known as Mia Monroe. At last our trinity was complete, and things would really kick off. I had to wait in the apartment while Christine sent Mia up to join us. While it wasn't all that long in reality, the anticipation was at a fever pitch. This needed to happen, and it needed to happen right now! Christine would return with our playmate, Mia, and I got straight up and gave her a kiss on the lips. It had been four months since I last saw Mia for a booking, which quite frankly, despite being my own fault, is simply too much time to spend away from such a sensational girl. In any event, we had to make up for the lost time, and who better for Mia and I to spend time with than the queen herself? Out of anyone we could've spent time with, CMQ was sexual pay dirt. As I would begin to learn throughout the night, it doesn't get much better than this!

 

The girls catch up with one another, but it isn't long until I gradually become the focus of their attention. Mia gave me a passionate kiss before stepping out of the room for a brief moment. In that time away, Christine starts rubbing my cock through my jeans, then undoes my belt and jeans to give my cock some much needed air. Before my could say, "Hooray, I'm free!", it became lodged in Christine's mouth. Considering how great it felt, I didn't mind being the queen's lowly subject. I recall thinking at the time that this was a great blow job, then I remembered who else has given me a good blow job. The name of the girl I had in mind: the one who had just rejoined us. At this moment, I had flashbacks of Mia blowing me. It finally dawned on me that I had the potential to cum within mere seconds once the two would join forces. I had mixed feelings about this. After all, who really wants to spend in the thousands just to cum quickly? On the other hand, if I can manage to hold on, it'll be the best co-blow job ever! Mia and Christine would take turns at sucking my cock and my balls. How did I hold on? How should I know? I nearly lost it there and then, but I made the call to take things to the bedroom. As much as I was enjoying the tandem offence, I also didn't want to cum... yet. While some might call this was a desperate measure, every male young and old would love nothing more than to take these two to bed, but on this night, I would be that lucky bastard.

 

I was told to lie down on the bed. Considering the request, who am I to refuse an order from the royal highness? What occurred in the lounge area would continue on the bed. I don't know if they were trying to pleasure me or torture me... or torture me with great pleasure. Whatever the case, I had two of the most beautiful women in Sydney on a bed with me, and I even got a nice view of Mia's ass in the mirror. Just as I think I won't be able to contain myself, Christine has an idea. This idea involved Mia laying on the bed with her leg up in the air so we could get a lovely view of that slit of hers, then Christine and I would proceed to team up and perform some oral. Mia moaned and moaned, though I can't tell if it was from the DATY or Christine's rimming. Christine then changed the focus of her rimming from Mia to me. Oh boy! As Christine starts to get going with her tongue and a bit of hand action around my cock as well, I knew right there and then that one of us needed to cum, and since I wanted to enjoy these stunning ladies for as long as I could, I needed to make Mia cum before I did. I stick two fingers inside Mia and start targeting her g-spot. As one would expect, Mia is liking what I'm doing. After a bit, I stick a third finger inside her. Before I knew it, the floodgates opened and Mia squirted in my face. I lap up a little of it from her pussy like the lucky dog that I am, then Christine rises up and we have a three-way pash of sorts, partially so that I can share Mia's fluid with the two girls.

 

It was time for me to lay back on the bed. After reassuring Christine that I had no problem with her rimming me, she lubes up a condom she places on her finger and puts it in my ass while Mia gave me another blow job. The blow job was a quick one this time since Christine got another condom out for my cock this time. She then positioned herself onto my cock in reverse cowgirl. I don't recall a single moment when I had a dull view, and this was no exception. Staring at her ass going up and down was awesome! My first regret of the night: not paying for anal. Not only did it look awesome, Christine's pussy felt great! As for Mia, she was playing with herself to us in action. With Christine's ass right in my view, I simply could not resist spanking it repeatedly. Not only was I in the presence of the blow job queens of Sydney, I was also in the presence of the finest asses Sydney has to offer.

 

Once we were finished, Christine and I get off the bed to let Mia move over so that Christine could eat Mia out. I could've just watched on like a drooling weirdo, but Christine's ass was in the air as she was kneeling on the bed, so I knew what had to be done next. I spread Christine's ass cheeks apart and gave her a rimming. My rimming (giving) experience has been extremely limited, but I could've eaten that ass all night! Mia got off the bed, then went down to the floor and gave me a blow job while I continued to rim Christine. Along with the rimming, I licked my fingers and rubbed her pussy. Christine was moaning and pushing her ass even more into my face. I like to think I did a good job at returning the favour.

 

Things eventually went from Christine being on all fours on the bed to Mia. Doing her in doggie truly reminded me of how much I love her ass. It didn't take long for Mia to squirt yet again. She was definitely well-lubricated for re-entry. I lean in forward while still in doggie and rub her clit while I'm still pumping into her. Mia almost squirted again, but the floodgates decided to suddenly shut. So close!

 

The memory of the events that immediately followed are a bit hazy due to over-stimulation and the other images stuck in my head, but eventually Mia gets herself into cowgirl while Christine sat on my face. The image of Christine with her pussy in my face and her eyes staring back at me while her massive E-cup tits were hanging down will be burned into my memory for quite some time. Mia was also delightful as she was riding me, and managed to squirt her pelvis-drenching fluid a couple of times. While this was going on, Christine was moaning from my tongue work, and increasing in volume before she would rub her pussy across my mouth as she got over the line.

 

The grand finale involved the two girls performing the BJ and ball sucking combo which had me shaking earlier in the evening, with prostate play being thrown into things. I never wanted to leave! At one point the two girls pashed over my cock while I jerked off to it. The girls would go back to taking turns performing oral on me, but this time I was jerking off into their mouths. It took a while thanks to a case of over-stimulation, but I eventually came in Christine's mouth. The original plan was to cum in Mia's mouth, but my cock has a small mind of its own and Christine's mouth was the closest at my time of need. The girls would then pash once again and Christine snowballed my cum into Mia's mouth. Mia stuck out her tongue and showed my cum to me a couple of times before swallowing the lot. I get a pash from Mia, which by the way did not taste like cum, and then a pash from Christine.

 

We all lie back and chat for a while - Mia on my left and Christine on my right with her arm draped over me. At this point, Mia and Christine could've just talked for hours and I wouldn't have cared. It was my birthday and I had two of the hottest woman I've ever seen in bed with me. Before I started punting two years ago, I couldn't have imagined this ever happening, but it was actually happening. It was a shame that I had to eventually take a shower, thus indicating the end of an epic evening, but what can you do? I got back into my clothes, pash both girls, then Mia and I leave Christine's place. Mia drives off and I walk to Men's Gallery to chill out and have some post-coital drinks. While there, I noticed a familiar face working there. I laid eyes on a short, tanned brunette with lots of ink. After watching a random small-chested girl on the main stage and finishing my drink, I described the girl to the receptionist. Before I knew it, the lovely lady of my eye took me to the room where I spent the next 15 minutes in joy. The girl I saw was none other than Sasha Fox, a girl I've previously reviewed here twice. It was amusing seeing the other randy guys wanting to fuck Sasha, yet I was the only one who actually had - twice - one of which was a doubles session with Mia. I was satisfied, so with that, my epic night came to an end.

 

Conclusion

 

My only regrets: not paying for the porn star service so that I could perform anal on Christine and film our booking, and emptying my bank account so the booking could go on for as long as my bank account would allow. I celebrated my birthday and first year anniversary of punting with a doubles session, and while it was good in its own right, my evening with Mia and Christine far surpassed this. I couldn't have asked for anyone else to spend my birthday with. After finally meeting Christine for the first time, I feel the need to book her by herself sometime in the future regardless of the expense. Now I truly see why Christine McQueen is the escort measuring stick who everyone measures themselves up to. As for Mia, I'm sure I've already said what needs to be said about her in previous reviews, but I will say that she's one of the best escorts I've seen to date.

 

Mia, Christine, if either of you two are reading this: thank you very much once again.

[Wiseman]

Nice, very nice... Excellent review CM...

[Useless Bastard?™]

But that's not a MMF!!!!

[Andy.Ma]

Happy birthday CM Punt

 

What an awesome birthday present!

 

An Amazing experience with two amazing and unique Ladies.

 

Thank you for sharing your magical experience, so exciting and memorable.

[LaughingMan]

Awesome Birthday present mate, thanks for the review, only way I can think of to top it was if someone else gave it to you.

[gnomking]

Thanks C M Punt

Great birthday present to yourself

 

"like the lucky dog that I am,"

You dirty lucky dog !!

 

Great combo , great read

[La Cucaracha]

Happy birthday, CM Punt! What a way to celebrate! Totally jealous.

 

But that's not a MMF!!!!

Yes it is, you silly fella! MMF = McQueen, Monroe, Fucker

[Manofkent]

Great review CM Punt, what a birthday present

[AlwaysReady]

You have done your signature proud!

[Terius]

Happy birthday CMPunt!

[Westy]

You've certainly written what can only be defined as a spectacular review.

[Daniel789]

Who blew out your candle? Happy Birthday CM, great present.

 

My only regrets: not paying for the porn star service so that I could perform anal on Christine and film our booking

 

No regrets you greedy boy, that's what next birthday is for.

[Winwoodfan]

I need to get me one of those for MY birthday. Awesome review CMPunt! Awesome threesome! Just. Awesome!!!

[Clandestine]

My only regrets: not paying for the porn star service

 

Young boy, if you did that you wouldn't have lasted as long as you did with those two ladies. You luck fucker

[djarman]

Awesome review dude

[bmchouse]

Wow, what a fantastic review, thanks for sharing

[CM Punt]

But that's not a MMF!!!!

Refer to La Cocky's post.

You have done your signature proud!

Yep... punting still wasn't as expensive as a girlfriend.

Who blew out your candle? Happy Birthday CM, great present.

Christine blew out the first, then Mia helped in blowing out the rest.

Young boy, if you did that you wouldn't have lasted as long as you did with those two ladies. You luck fucker

Good point. It was a miracle that I lasted at all from Christine's initial solo blow job, let alone the other shit that went down.

[Froggy]

A punt beyond my wildest dreams, great birthday present CM Punt, self indulgence is the best.

[Fonz]

Nice one bud, happy fking birthday... Prick

[Calavera]

Awesome review, and what a fantastic birthday treat, very jealous over here!

[steve87]

happy birthday to u indeed what a way to celerbrate

[Dr Love]

It does sound like a cracking night! Well done.

[clifflee]

you are right you should have gone with the anal

[fryfish]

Wow! what a way to celebrate.

[dc5r]

Great review. My bday is cumming up. hmmmmm...