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  1. Sex Worker's Name: Christine McQueen
  2. Session Month: August
  3. Session Year: 2012
  4. Type of Service: Private Escort
  5. Phone Number (Please add area code): 0450 659 824
  6. Service Provider's Email (if any): [email protected]
  7. Photos Authenticity: Real, slightly retouched
  8. Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): Not set by the hour
  9. Location where session took place: Victoria
  10. Session Day: Weekday
  11. Session Time: Evening
  12. Estimated Age: 36 - 40
  13. Estimated Ethnic Group: Caucasian / European Origin
  14. Knowledge of English: Very Good
  15. Hair Colour: Dark
  16. Hair Length: Long
  17. Eyes Colour: Blue
  18. Skin Colour: Tanned
  19. Height: Tall - Above 170 cm / 5'7"
  20. Body Shape: Athletic
  21. Estimated Body Size: 10 to 12
  22. Estimated Breast Size: DD and above (Extra Large)
  23. Enhanced breasts?: Yes, enhanced
  24. Pubic Hair: Landing Strip
  25. Any Tattoos?: None, no tattoos
  26. Any Piercings?: None, no piercings
  27. Full Sex Available: Yes, intercourse
  28. Kind of Experience: GFE/PSE Combined
  29. Kissing Available: Yes, DFK (Deep French Kissing)
  30. Blowjob: Yes, fellatio
  31. DATY / Oral On Her: Yes, DATY on offer
  32. Greek or Anal Sex Available: Yes, anal sex
  33. Handjob Available: Yes, handjob
  34. Overall Looks: An absolute goddess!
  35. Overall Personality: Lovely
  36. Overall Performance: Out of this world!

Private Escort - August 2012 - Christine McQueen


La Cucaracha
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Another chance to be with royalty

 

 

The background

Back when Andy first announced when and where the PP 2nd birthday drinks were being held, I got in touch with Christine immediately. Sure, it was several months away, but that wasn't unusual for me and I was hoping that Christine's diary was reasonably free to fit me in. As it turned out, Christine could fit me into her busy schedule, so I booked it in straight away.But we were going to keep it hush, so I simply put Her Majesty down as a +1.

 

The Lead-up

As the days passed, I happened to notice a new photo portfolio of Christine's - OMG, how hot did she look? And then a series of reviews of doubles involving Christine with several other girls. I proceeded to make plans to have a pre-drinks double, but plans fell through and just quietly, I was quite relieved as I fear my bravado at the time far exceeded what my abilities would have been.

 

The day itself

I could hardly contain myself during the day. I must have been running on adrenalin as I cleared my work for the day by 3:30pm and was out of the office within 10 minutes of that, making sure that no one stopped me for another chat or consult or worse yet, one of those "we're just having this meeting, could you please come clarify one point for us". The traffic to cut across the city was ridiculous. I could have walked faster! And I have short legs! Thankfully, Heidi was patient with me as I told her I would be a while before getting her the details, realising that I was cutting it fine when I was supposed to be hosting Christine from 5pm onwards.

 

I got to the hotel, checked in and sent Heidi the room number and details. As an afterthought, I also mentioned to Heidi that the traffic was silly and I really didn't care if Christine was late. I proceeded to then hide away the presents that I'd gotten Christine. Having got that out of the way and making my way to the lobby where I would wait for her.

 

I eventually spied her majesty making her way across the lobby towards me, and that initial glance was breathtaking. She looked amazing in her street clothes and was probably responsible for further Melbourne gridlock causing more driver whiplash than could be imagined. We went up to the room and as soon as I closed the door and Christine put her bags down, we were embraced in a passionate kiss. Wow! As I offered her a drink, Christine says that she brought 2 outfits as she couldn't choose between them and wanted my pick. She first modelled the black number, followed by the vermillion one. Both were flowing and showcased her amazing physique, but the black one was a touch more elegant. And then I revealed that it also matched the first of my presents ... as I presented her with a crystal necklace. I was quite surprised that not only did Christine like it, but she said she had been looking for something similar recently.

 

As we settled to talk some more and settle ourselves over our drinks - and we were going overboard here with Christine risking a Coke (not diet Coke, not Coke Zero, a full-blown, full-strength Coke my friends!) and I was sipping on my Lipton Ice Tea - we watched the last rays of sunlight disappear. And in a way, this was such a fitting sequel to my last royal encounter with Her Majesty - that one ended just before dusk, and this one started just at dusk. At this point, I mentioned that to Christine that there other things that I'd brought but due to the failed plans with the doubles, I had them hidden away. We brought them out, and Christine then tried on a couple of the accessories.

 

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With about an hour to waste before having to meet others in the lobby, Christine complained that she was uncomfortable with her crotchless nickers and they were making her pussy a little warm. I did the only thing any sensible royal subject would and that was offer to cool it down. Being rather ill-equiped with ice-packs or anything medical of the sort, I offered her the next best thing - my tongue - which was gladly accepted and we both enjoyed some DATY for a while. Christine then lowered herself onto the floor, and freed up the Little General for some play. I said I didn't want to cross the line before the drinks and Christine assured me that she would be very careful not to get me there. And she demonstrated her expertise by giving me the most exquisite BBBJ without me even getting close to the precipice, let alone going over the edge. With our little entree over, we tidied ourselves up, and proceeded to meet the others and head over to drinks night.

 

Drinks was a great night. Andy had put on another brilliant event and there were so many faces there that I'd not seen before but also a strong contingent of the usual suspects. Christine mingled her way around and lit up every conversation as she effortlessly does all the time. Every time I wandered off somewhere, it wasn't long before I felt her groping my butt again. Which was re-assuring as it meant that I really didn't need an electronic ankle bracelet for her to find me! At some point, she suggested that we should use the restrooms to partake in some play, but I'd been to this place before and I knew what their restrooms were like and whilst they were clean, they weren't somewhere I'd offer Christine as a place to have a quickie in. Eventually, we decided it was time to go and we made a subtle exit. Reports tell me that we missed out on some fun at drinks that happened not long after .. but I didn't quite care, I was with Christine.

 

We got back to the room and I ordered up some room service. I'd noticed earlier that Christine had only had a single hors d'oeuvres and must have been starving. As we were waiting for the food, Christine was keen on having some fun, so she resumed with the tantalising BBBJ she started earlier. I mentioned to her that if the food arrived during this play time, that I would scoot off to hide in the bathroom while she signed for the food. True enough, when the Little General was at his most erect, there came the knock on the door, and off I shot like a scalded cat. Fortunately, I managed to make myself presentable and appeared when the attendant was finishing up laying the meal on the table and all was fine. After he left, we both had a chuckle about the speed with which I disappeared, despite pants and jocks being halfway down my legs!

 

After her meal, Christine was keen to play and we started with some passionate kissing that led to a lot of nipple licking that led to some DATY which was the best dining I'd had all night. I lost track of time, but I was having so much fun down there that I figure I must have been going for 30 to 45 minutes before being dragged up into another lip-lock. The kissing lasted another 15 minutes or so with both of us fondling each other. Christine then whispered some of the most welcome words I'd heard - "let me get a condom so that I can rape you". Somehow, coming from royalty, that really didn't sound criminal. We proceeded to explore various positions and I eventually found myself in doggie, As we both pumped away and I was rewarded with some squeals of pleasure from Christine, I crossed the line and it seemed like my climax lasted 30 seconds or more as I kept jerking around like an epileptic shot with a taser. When we removed the bag, it was evident that production at the factory had not slowed down. As we cuddled, we drifted off to sleep and a quick glance of the clock told me it was a bit past 1:30am.

 

Waking at 7-ish, we engaged in a little light play before I decided to order up breakfast. Similar to last night, we made sure that the room service attendant wasn't embarrassed by naked people, but post-brekkie, we went for it full tilt again. Again, a variety of positions. For some strange reason, despite breakfast, Christine was still "hungry" or "thirsty". Not having an Oak drink on hand to see to that hungry-thirsty situation, I did the only reasonable thing to do and that was to unload in the back of Christine's throat. I did ask if I'd followed her instructions on pineapple juice and she commented that I'd obviously been guzzling it daily. After our play, Christine then modelled the play items that we never got to use.

 

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We then got ready and checked out of the hotel just as the lunchtime crowd started rolling in. As we kissed and embraced out the front of the hotel, I realised I'd spent the whole evening and night and practically half of today with Christine. And the great thing about that time was that she made me feel special despite the fact that she was the star of the show, she was the royal one, she was the headliner and celebrity. Yet, this humble little shagger got treated so special and with such warmth and grace that it was literally a fantasy come true. And that is the marque of Christine's greatness - where she elevates you to places you never thought possible.

 

This has been another La Cucaracha production © MMXII

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Excellent review LC. Christine Having full strength coke you should of got a photo of that lol. Great pictures aswell you are a lucky man to have spent the night with Christine.

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Had to do something special for (1) PP 2nd Birthday drinks night, and (2) my 4000th post ... gawd I'm a post-whore!

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Had to do something special for (1) PP 2nd Birthday drinks night, and (2) my 4000th post ... gawd I'm a post-whore!

 

No, you're just a man-whore.

Excellent review LC, it sounds like you and Christine had a great time, both privately and publicly. Congratulations.

She is kind of addictive though, isn't she ?

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Okay, now I really regret being in a rush to get to drinks and forgetting to grab those cat ears for you.

 

A group shot of you two wearing animal ears would have been adorable.

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Sensational review and congrats on the 4000 post marker!

 

Legendary stuff..... be interested to see what old CMPunt has come up with for his birthday drinks week finale.....

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Fluffy white bunny tail and ears, how cute. You showed the black ears ;)

 

I assume the black bunny tail was being modelled by the other person in the room.

 

..... and congrats on making your 4000th post with a big bang. (kapow)

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No, you're just a man-whore.

Excellent review LC, it sounds like you and Christine had a great time, both privately and publicly. Congratulations.

She is kind of addictive though, isn't she ?

Man-whore? Pot? Kettle? Black?

But you're right, Christine is very addictive.

 

 

Okay, now I really regret being in a rush to get to drinks and forgetting to grab those cat ears for you.

 

A group shot of you two wearing animal ears would have been adorable.

UB, hang on to them. I'll come up to Brissie to get them soon enough.

 

 

Fluffy white bunny tail and ears, how cute. You showed the black ears ;)

 

I assume the black bunny tail was being modelled by the other person in the room.

 

..... and congrats on making your 4000th post with a big bang. (kapow)

The pink bunny ears were going to be for the other girl, but I gave Christine both of them anyhow. There was no black bunny tail, mate. There was only 1 bunny tail. The black part of that bunny tail was firmly stuck in the royal tushy.

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Wondered when this would hit the reviews mate. Yes, Christine was very elegant (read smokin) and I noticed all the heads turn as we all walked to drinks.

Now I'm a Hunter and I enjoy nibbling on rabbit, especially the loin of the fluffy little critters. :P WELCOME TO THE HUNTCLUB Cocky!! :lol: :lol:

Your right though...CMQ and your other choice would have seen you turning up in a wheelchair. :D

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Amazing how something as inappropriate as a fuzzy tail on a lady can be delightful.

 

Thanks for sharing.

 

BTW - un-photoshopped pictures - she looks better than amazing.

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A great review Cockaroach Very Nice pics

 

I don't no how you would approach CMQ telling her she has a rabbit thinking her butt is its burrow :P

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Your right though...CMQ and your other choice would have seen you turning up in a wheelchair. :D

Yes, I am thankful that my plans fell through, Otherwise, there would have been a group of you wheeling me in a shrivelled and used up state to the drinks in a wheelchair alright!

 

BTW - un-photoshopped pictures - she looks better than amazing.

The lady is unbelievable. Her eyes are captivating and she is so easy to talk to. I've met try-hards in various industries who have no right to be "up themselves" who are way more distant than Christine and yet, she is at the top of this game and makes you feel like you've known her since play school and you're both just having a great time together!

 

I don't no how you would approach CMQ telling her she has a rabbit thinking her butt is its burrow :P

Foss, you start by sticking a small piece of lettuce leaf up there first, mate. :lol: But seriously, I just showed Christine the toy, she offered to pose with it and we both had fun "preparing" for it.

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Fantastic review mate and awesome photo's. The young lady in question is truly amazing. Definitely very jealous of you seeing Christine for that length of time, it is only something I can dream about.

 

Like others have said the un-photoshopped photos are amazing, I think she looks much more attractive in them than in most of her professional shots.

 

Maybe I should think about another visit with this amazing lady.

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wwwwwooooowwwwww Sir LC

An unforgettable night indeed!

Totally awesome Post

Nicely written

Great Pics

Thanks ;-)

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LC

 

Great review and photos are fantastic (but try to remove the red-eye flash effect from her beautiful eyes FFS!) and Her Majesty looked magnificent as per always when we met you guys at the drinks.

 

BTW many thanks again for leaving the Queen in order to try to find us in the rain when we got lost trying to find the drinks venue!

 

Cheers

MM

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LC

 

Great review and Her Majesty looked magnificent as per always when we met you guys at the drinks.

BTW many thanks again for leaving the Queen in order to try to find us in the rain when we got lost trying to find the drinks venue!

 

Cheers

MM

Mick, Her Majesty always looks a million bucks. As for sending out the search party, it was my pleasure. Last thing I wanted was for a Mad Mick to be wandering aimlessly, progressively getting wetter and wetter and more and more frustrated.

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Well done La Cucaracha and Christine McQueen,

 

And I missed her at the PP 2nd Birthday night.

 

 

:angry: :mellow:

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