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  1. Sex Worker's Name: Maria xyourcupcakex
  2. Session Month: June
  3. Session Year: 2022
  4. Type of Service: Private Escort
  5. Link to Website or Online Ad (if any): Kik: xyourcupcakex
  6. Photos Authenticity: 100% Real
  7. Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $550
  8. Location where session took place: Victoria
  9. Session Day: Weekend
  10. Session Time: Daytime
  11. Estimated Age: 26 - 30
  12. Estimated Ethnic Group: Caucasian / European Origin
  13. Hair Colour: Brown
  14. Hair Length: Long
  15. Eyes Colour: Brown
  16. Skin Colour: Pale
  17. Height: Tall - Above 170 cm / 5'7"
  18. Body Shape: Slim
  19. Estimated Body Size: 8 to 10
  20. Estimated Breast Size: AA to B (Small to Average)
  21. Kissing Available: No
  22. Blowjob: Yes, BBBJ and CIM (Cum In Mouth)
  23. DATY / Oral On Her: No
  24. Overall Looks: Pretty
  25. Overall Personality: Fun
  26. Overall Performance: It was okay

Private Escort - June 2022 - Maria xyourcupcakex


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Disclaimer: I realise Maria has a big fan base here so if you are only wanting to read glowing reviews of her then best you not continue. This review is a reflection of my own recent experience. YMMV.

 

Review starts here: I haven't been punting for a while mainly due to work pressures and work induced stress but was adamant for a bit of release this weekend. After reading all the positive reviews and comments on PP about Maria, I decided to make a booking although noting on her Locanto ad (https://melbourne.locanto.com.au/ID_5642340569/The-best-mouth-in-town.html) when I booked it was "FS is temporarily unavailable" so just assumed it was due to the red tide but I note today that it's "I do not provide FS". More on that in a bit.

 

Maria has moved into a new apartment in Maribyrnong, near Highpoint. First red flag when I walked into her apartment was the wedding photos in the entry. Yeah, wedding photos. I quickly looked around when I walked further into her apartment to see if her husband was sitting on the couch or hanging around. I would have bolted if I did. I noticed the door to the master bedroom was closed so assumed he was in there. Second red flag was while I was lying naked on the bed waiting to begin was that she just took off her top and left the bottom part of her full body lingerie suit on. She started grinding on my shaft and the material just felt rough and abrasive. It did not turn me on at all. She did allow touching of her boobs but when I sat up to kiss them, she goes "No, you are not allowed to kiss me". WTF?! I basically gave up after that and left her finish me off. The BJ itself was good. Lots of saliva, ball licking and deep-throating. I eventually came in her mouth and she then handed me a packet of wet wipes to clean myself up. Nice.

 

I asked her if FS would be back on the cards but she said that after recently getting married, her hubby would only let her do FS at double her old prices. That's right, double the price. Her husband didn't want her advertising FS to new clients apparently and would only let her do it at exorbitant new rates.  

 

Overall, I left there feeling somewhat underwhelmed by the whole experience. It fell far off my expectations and I felt no intimacy in the session which is important for me.

 

WIR: No. Firstly, I am creeped out by the fact that while she is servicing clients, hubby is in the next room in the same apartment. Secondly, for the price that she used to charge for GFE, all you get now is a topless BBBJ, touching her breasts and nothing else. No kissing, limited touching and not being fully undressed are deal breakers for me especially when I paid $300 for the 30 mins. Again YMMV.

 

 

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Ouch!  A case of the experience nit matching the hype. 

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10 minutes ago, asics kayano said:

@PuntyMcPunt Thanks for the review. it does seem like a really weird and off putting set up now.


It was for me. I think if I had seen her before she got married and moved in with her husband, the experience would have been a whole lot different.

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9 hours ago, PuntyMcPunt said:

I asked her if FS would be back on the cards but she said that after recently getting married, her hubby would only let her do FS at double her old prices. That's right, double the price. Her husband didn't want her advertising FS to new clients apparently and would only let her do it at exorbitant new rates.  

That's just bullshit. 

He should get off his lazy arse, go find a real job and provide for her then. What a good-for-nothing greedy leech of a hubby!! 🙄

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This is a real shame.

 

i would always go the FS option and it was brilliant.

   But double the price.???  

😞

 

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What’s the term? Grandfather or grandfathered rates might apply. 

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Damn, sounds like she’s going downhill if that’s what is happening now.

 

$300 for a BJ where she’s not even naked isn’t worth it. 

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That's really sad. Lots of great reviews of her from before. Very creepy with the husband in another room. i don't get that sort of stuff. Sorry about your experience.

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3 hours ago, Maximiliansaxon said:

What’s the term? Grandfather or grandfathered rates might apply. 

No.

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14 hours ago, Loveit said:

I would always go the FS option and it was brilliant.

   But double the price.???


Double the price and with the bonus of her husband listening in. Maybe he’s even watching through a secret peep hole 😉

7 hours ago, Dork said:

Screw that 


That will cost you double…

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On 19/6/2022 at 9:09 AM, PuntyMcPunt said:

Secondly, for the price that she used to charge for GFE, all you get now is a topless BBBJ, touching her breasts and nothing else. No kissing, limited touching and not being fully undressed are deal breakers for me especially when I paid $300 for the 30 mins. Again YMMV.


thanks for your honest review, I think you’ve summed it up really well in this para

 

 

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Fark me-that is one weird set up-hubby stay in bedroom watching footy whilst the Mrs (to quote) gets her daily dose(s) of protein!!

 

Yeah nah…..nah!!!!

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1 hour ago, Maximiliansaxon said:

She’s got an account here so maybe Maria can clarify WHAT THD FUCK IS GOING ON. 


Not sure what we’d expect her to say Max. It’s an awkward situation she is in with terms that have been imposed on her that may not be of her choice. It’s not something she could keep hidden for long as it would be quite obvious to every client that visited her what the new unusual setup is going forward.

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1 hour ago, Maximiliansaxon said:

She’s got an account here so maybe Maria can clarify WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

All well and good, but in reality how she works or for that matter how she lives her life is none of our business.

 

As long as she sucks good cock and guzzles down  loads of baby batter, for many is all that is required.

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Yes. She can do what she wants however some guys have voiced concerns with how things are unfolding there. 
 

She could say in her add she has security  nearby and that would probably suffice. 

 

Just hope she doesn’t get upset if the none the wiser guys walk in and walk out if they catch on early enough and decide they don’t like the setup. 

I saw a Tabitha,  I think it was in the CBD some time ago and partway though session I noticed she had a “security guy” but it didn’t worry me too much. 


 


 

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13 hours ago, PuntyMcPunt said:


Double the price and with the bonus of her husband listening in. Maybe he’s even watching through a secret peep hole 😉


That will cost you double…

I remember @flann8866is into that might pay the double for it maybe even fly to Vic 😝

 

 

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I noticed similar when she was at her old place and commented on a previous post about it. She handed the money and phone under the bedroom door to someone on the other side, weirded me out! 
Was a good bj but never went back a second time. Lots of bruises at the time too, hopefully nothing to do with the pimp/husband. Weird set up but each to their own I guess. 

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@nortymelb She has never done that with me it has always been cash in hand and nothing passed under the door at all.

 

On 20/06/2022 at 8:30 PM, Maximiliansaxon said:

She could say in her add she has security  nearby and that would probably suffice. 

 

Just hope she doesn’t get upset if the none the wiser guys walk in and walk out if they catch on early enough and decide they don’t like the setup. 

@Maximiliansaxon I know that @xyourcupcakex has mentioned to me that she has had issues in the past with her safety.

The set up is off putting for some, then you do not have to worry if you are a normal person just there to get his cock swallowed, for which @xyourcupcakexexcels.

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Thanks for the review, was wondering about those variables (price change, BJ only for old FS price), and the added downer of hubby in apartment! 

No thanks.

Sorry you took one for the team, but you have saved many of us punters hundreds if not thousands of hard earned dollars, so cheers.

 

TBD
 

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On 22/06/2022 at 5:01 PM, asics kayano said:

@nortymelb She has never done that with me it has always been cash in hand and nothing passed under the door at all.

 

@Maximiliansaxon I know that @xyourcupcakex has mentioned to me that she has had issues in the past with her safety.

The set up is off putting for some, then you do not have to worry if you are a normal person just there to get his cock swallowed, for which @xyourcupcakexexcels.

Not sure why people are worked up about having hubby in the next room.  I mean, there is always someone there in a brothel.  

 

The issue here is more the price point, 200 for a clothed BBBJ seems a bit excessive, and 300 for a topless BBBJ?

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Perhaps experience may change if hubby was out for the day as opposed to the next room but that’s a gamble in itself, I’d find it uncomfortable but is what it is, just depends how horny you and if you vibe with her or not I guess.

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