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  1. Sex Worker's Name: Carla
  2. Session Month: April
  3. Session Year: 2022
  4. Type of Service: Parlour Worker
  5. Name of Agency or Parlour (if any): Mature Darlings (Harris Park)
  6. Link to Website or Online Ad (if any): https://maturedarlingssydney.com.au/ladies/carla
  7. Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $250
  8. Location where session took place: New South Wales
  9. Session Day: Weekday
  10. Session Time: Daytime
  11. Estimated Age: Over 40
  12. Estimated Ethnic Group: Caucasian / European Origin
  13. Knowledge of English: Very Good
  14. Hair Colour: Blond
  15. Hair Length: Medium
  16. Eyes Colour: Blue
  17. Skin Colour: Pale
  18. Height: Average - Around 165 cm / 5'5"
  19. Body Shape: Curvy
  20. Estimated Body Size: 12 to 14
  21. Estimated Breast Size: C to D (Medium to Big)
  22. Enhanced breasts?: No, natural breasts
  23. Pubic Hair: All Waxed / Shaved
  24. Any Tattoos?: One or two
  25. Any Piercings?: None, no piercings
  26. Full Sex Available: Yes, intercourse
  27. Kind of Experience: Sex Buddy Experience
  28. Kissing Available: Yes, DFK (Deep French Kissing)
  29. Blowjob: Yes, BBBJ and CIM (Cum In Mouth)
  30. DATY / Oral On Her: Unsure
  31. Overall Looks: Easy on the eye
  32. Overall Personality: Lovely
  33. Overall Performance: Pretty good

Mature Darlings (Harris Park) - April 2022 - Carla

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Usual caveat for my reviews here. Carla is a woman that is probably bang on the 70 advertised, so all commentary and 'looks' is factoring that in. If you aren't up for rumbling someones gran, then this is not the journey for you, but if you have had that itching to know and want to scratch it, then gird your loins gentlemen and stride forth.

Right, with that out of the way.

This is my 'year of punting differently' and trying out new things, so I have been working my way through the Mature Darlings stable and Freds review of Fiona piqued my interest. Whilst that particular lady didn't seem the one for me, an Aussie blonde did seem like an interesting proposition so I popped on down to find out. 

Carla is a well presented lady for her vintage, and she had just the right friendly smile and nighty glint in the eye that suggested that this was a good pick.  She is certainly an older lady, but clearly is still full of energy and with a quick wit and a pleasant smile.

Got up to the bedroom, clothes hit the floor, and  and I was still trying to come to grips with the reality in front of me watching it on porn is one thing, being in this new and unfamiliar territory is quite another. She got in close and asked if I liked kissing, and so I just dived on in. Took about ten seconds for my cock to take back control as it knew EXACTLY what to do, and we were on the bed in no time. She crawled in between my legs for some BBBJ and it was a treat, slow, sensual as fuck, and deep - perfect suction and right on the money - she commented she was a sword swallower in a past life.  

After a bit more of that I got my hand between her legs for some gentle rocking of her 'man in the boat' until she climaxed, then decided it was time for the main event, so we moved into position with her on top kissing my chest and neck  - which was pretty gentle and nice, before she flipped on her back for a good pounding in missionary.  She was keen for COB and I was keen to oblige!

In the shower, tidy up and a nice chat then on my way.

She was super lovely, in fact all the ladies I have met here have been really nice, and my feel was she really enjoys her work and is keen to do it - I suppose the guys her age are sinking piss down the TAB lounge and blowing cash on the greyhounds so why not.  Sex wise it was slow and intimate, chalk and cheese against some of the barn-burning off the walls sex I am used to at the Asian shops - but the different pace is certainly fun and I think the older birds are more appreciative when one puts in the effort, and you don't feel like a number.  I reckon 40 year ago she would have been a very hot young thing, you can see all the hallmarks - the blue eyes, the now greying blonde hair, and you can tell the figure would have been legendary , but that was then and now is now.

I think I found the edge of 'doing it differently'' -  I would not go past that point. I had a nice punt, it was a great time, the banter was fun and she was an awesome lady, but it is not yet an experience I have aged into - I reckon in a few more years the 'context'(?) will make sense, but I'm not there yet.  Super glad to have ticked this one up, and super glad Carla was the one I did it with, but now I have a better understanding I'd leave it till time brings me closer in age.


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Great review bud, noticed you didn’t mention if she put the dom on so I’m curious as to if it was BBFS

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6 hours ago, The Brahma Bull said:

Great review bud, noticed you didn’t mention if she put the dom on so I’m curious as to if it was BBFS

Missed a detail there - but yes there was a brief pause in programming for some latex appreciation :)

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