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  1. Sex Worker's Name: Mikayla Laville
  2. Session Month: March
  3. Session Year: 2012
  4. Type of Service: Private Escort
  5. Photos Authenticity: 100% Real
  6. Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $350
  7. Location where session took place: Queensland
  8. Incall or Outcall (Leave blank in Victoria): Incall to Escort's place
  9. Session Day: Weekday
  10. Session Time: Daytime
  11. Estimated Age: 21 - 25
  12. Estimated Ethnic Group: Caucasian / European Origin
  13. Knowledge of English: Very Good
  14. Hair Colour: Dark
  15. Hair Length: Long
  16. Eyes Colour: Hazel
  17. Skin Colour: Tanned
  18. Height: Tall - Above 170 cm / 5'7"
  19. Body Shape: Slim
  20. Estimated Body Size: 8 to 10
  21. Estimated Breast Size: C to D (Medium to Big)
  22. Enhanced breasts?: No, natural breasts
  23. Pubic Hair: All Waxed / Shaved
  24. Any Tattoos?: One or two
  25. Any Piercings?: One or two
  26. Full Sex Available: Yes, intercourse
  27. Kind of Experience: Girlfriend Experience
  28. Kissing Available: Yes, DFK (Deep French Kissing)
  29. Blowjob: Yes, fellatio
  30. DATY / Oral On Her: Yes, DATY on offer
  31. Handjob Available: Yes, handjob
  32. Massage Available: Yes, rub-down
  33. Extras Charged: No, all included
  34. Overall Looks: Beautiful
  35. Overall Personality: Lovely
  36. Overall Performance: Fantastic time

Private Escort - March/April/May 2012 - Mikayla Laville


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I don’t know whether this is an easy or difficult review (or three ‘reviews’ in fact) to write. This should be an easy review because the WL in question is well known; has been reviewed widely and is much adored by punters. The reviews are all nothing but stunning, and I can say up front that this review will be no different. And therein lies my dilemma; it’s a bit like writing a thesis - how does one contribute new knowledge to a heavily studied area, whilst not promoting the appearance of trying to ‘out do’ your predecessors, nor appear sycophantic to the subject or one’s own agendas? (Objectivity, is the word I believe). It’s impossible. Mikayla Laville just has that effect on people.

 

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On a more practical note, I mentioned earlier that this review will actually cover three meetings I had with Mikayla over March, April and May. Again, the main reason being is that each can’t add much to the other in terms of Mikayla’s service and particulars, though each session was consecutively longer. They (services) are all top-notch. So while I will still review my (‘sure’) punts with Mikayla I also want to describe some interesting personal experiences and transitions I’ve had so far in the Funky Punting Odyssey in 2012. Through which, Mikayla Laville has played a big part.

 

I usually have a theme in mind when I write these reviews so when I decided to make this review a 3-for-1 special the somewhat obvious idea of paying homage to some of the great film trilogies came to mind. Back to the Future is a great candidate because Mikayla makes me feel like I’m back at Uni (for the first time!). The Godfather? No, makes me sound like a pervy family friend. Jaws? :lol: (yes, she has adorable braces..soon to be off I believe!). Toy Story? Nah, not my fetish. Lord of the Rings? :o Unbecoming. Time to move on I think.

 

No, that idea is too tacky. Mikayla Laville is honest-to-goodness-hot-smart-principalled-compassionate-girl-next-door class. Have any of you met someone like that? Maybe you are that person? I remember them. When I was at high school. They went to private schools nearby, we always caught the same bus and they lived at the end of an easement behind my house. Gorgeous, lightly sun-kissed brunettes, friendly, family-oriented, loved by the neighbours, and they had a mischievous ‘glint’ in their eye. Yet I was too shit-scared to talk to them.

 

I was reminded of them by Mikayla, and through my meetings with her a certain vibe from a fondly remembered time and place started to come over me. And I feel that my time with her, and Mikalya herself, could be appropriately referenced by a great Aussie rock song. The song's vintage pre-dates my wonder years, but like Puberty Blues, One Day Cricket, Countdown, and Mikalya – it reminds me of the ebullient highs and despairing lows of teen summer romances.

 

This song has also been referred to by critics as arguably the most perfect rock song ever.

 

http://youtu.be/oduS6BbR5uc

 

(This is intended to be an interactive review so I encourage you to play each part with the corresponding section. Or don’t :rolleyes:).

 

 

Mikayla Part 1: An Hour in God’s Village

Mikayla Laville. Regarded highly by Punters (and other WLs as it happens) was my fourth experience on this current odyssey. I had been with Nina a week prior which was an ‘ok’ experience and my first two-hour session. So I wasn’t sure where to go next on my journey.

Gold Coast. Never punted there before. And there was probably a reason for that. How to get the RA down there without raising the Dean’s suspicions? Don’t know, but if and when it happens I’ll work it out then.

 

Mikayla’s profile was a standout. She’d reviewed perfectly, and based on these was very good value for money it seemed. Oh, and don’t worry - she is. I’m pretty sure I emailed Mikayla, introduced myself, brief bio, services/availability etc. I mentioned that I was in ‘Vegas so my opportunities for getting there were limited. As it happens FP, she writes, I’m doing incalls in Brisbane next week. :rolleyes:

 

Cut to the chase. If you’ve read my other review you know I can become quite a basket-case in the lead-up to these meets, at least I did in the ‘early days’(…like six weeks ago!) and this was to be no exception. Got to the hotel, sent a text, received a room number. On my way. Knocked at the door. Nearly ready to vomit. Greeted by the stunning and suddenly calm-inducing sight of a beautiful, tall-ish, raven-haired young women with a killer body and a knockout smile. No really, if you get too close when she smiles it may knock you out. :lol:

 

On the contrary, Mikayla handles her braces with absolute aplomb. No research assistants were harmed in the making of this girlfriend experience. Those of you from a similar vintage may remember the Clayton’s ads..you know, ‘the drink you have when you’re hot having a drink’? I remember my parents having some. Firstly, may I say that Claytons was utter shite and it was, and will never be an adequate replacement for liquor. No, it’s in the slogan; Mikayla is truly the girlfriend you have when you’re not having a girlfriend.

 

Mikayla’s service is outstanding. Some of the best kissing. Ever. She conducts herself with a cheerful, enquiring, sensual, sensitive, youthful yet grounded disposition as she goes about her business of ensuring that you have the best time with her that you can. It was the most awesome one-hour of awesome-ness. I know I’m not a super-experienced punter so don’t have reams to compare with, but in the ‘real world’ I have been with a lot of women and I know what I like. And I likey.

 

(Here’s where I insert my original contribution to the MBOK – Mikayla Body of Knowledge)

 

'Mikayla' is a Hebrew name meaning: “Who is like God?”

 

'La Ville literally' translates to city or town and in the middle-ages was farm or village.

 

A village that is like God perhaps? Not a perfect interpretation but in any case, it does sound like a place where you’d find Goddesses (maybe she's the only Goddess in the Village? :lol:)?

 

And I think I just stumbled into it…

 

Mikayla – Part 2: Two to the Valley

 

Mikayla left such an impression on me that I had to go back. I understand that this is quite common for her. Unplanned repeats especially. At the conclusion of our previous meet I had asked her to contact me when she came back up to Brisbane as this was a really good solution for me. Sure enough, a few weeks later received the message and a day was set. Except this time would be two hours. It was also, per the rules for the FPO – my first repeat visit.

 

The tone of Evie part 2 sums up this session perfectly. From Mikayla’s part it was more of the same attention and commitment to my pleasure. Sublime. But also highly intoxicating. At some point during the session I started to forget where I was. I ended up in a beautiful and peaceful place, being adored, lusted over, cuddled, wrestled, kissed, fucked, hugged, sucked, licked, bitten….I was smitten.

 

And then it was time to leave.

Mikayla – Part 3: Three Hours of Power

 

After several weeks of confusion, soul-searching and a number of punts (some spectacular, I might add) I felt I could now see Ms Laville again without too much difficulty if the opportunity arose. Sure enough, literally within days I received the text. New location available on the Coast. As serendipity or fate would have it, I needed to do some work down there. Deciding I deserved an afternoon off, I booked it with the Divine Miss M. A third visit. Three hours. Two more FPO firsts.

 

If you’ve read my other reviews you’ll know I’m a lover not a fighter. That’s a euphemistic statement to imply that I don’t have the testicular fortitude these days to ‘perform’ for three hours. Hence a large part of this session was just to ‘be’ with Mikayla and enjoy all that she offers as a professional Escort, and an intelligent and thoughtful young woman.

 

And talk we did. Over a glass of French champagne and some of our favourite metal/grunge power-ballads coming out of may laptop. We like much of the same music and I made a playlist to suit. I learned much from this session. About her, what she believes, how we differ and where I’m at in this punting journey.

I've concluded that infatuations are fleeting and tenuous at best, however a quality, high value for money, mutually satisfying and beneficial ‘professional’ relationship where your mileage rarely, if ever varies, could be sustained forever.

 

Mikayla intends to leave the industry one day and focus on her career and other passions.

Thank God for that I say! :D

 

 

FP B)

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Funky Professor

 

I think you are hooked

'Mikayla Laville is honest-to-goodness-hot-smart-principalled-compassionate-girl-next-door class"

 

3 months in a row !!

Good on yeah :lol:

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Lovely tribute to a gorgeous young lady. She is indeed just one of the very best around. After I had the opportunity of escorting her to the recent Melbourne Drinks, I can see I need to get to know her in a much more private environment. Lucky for me, I will be travelling to the north very soon so will have to pay her a visit..... ;)

 

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Lovely tribute to a gorgeous young lady. She is indeed just one of the very best around. After I had the opportunity of escorting her to the recent Melbourne Drinks, I can see I need to get to know her in a much more private environment. Lucky for me, I will be travelling to the north very soon so will have to pay her a visit..... ;)

 

Rupe

 

I have reason to believe the visit would be welcomed, Mr Ruprecht ;)

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I don’t know whether this is an easy or difficult review (or three ‘reviews’ in fact) to write. This should be an easy review because the WL in question is well known; has been reviewed widely and is much adored by punters. The reviews are all nothing but stunning, and I can say up front that this review will be no different. And therein lies my dilemma; it’s a bit like writing a thesis - how does one contribute new knowledge to a heavily studied area, whilst not promoting the appearance of trying to ‘out do’ your predecessors, nor appear sycophantic to the subject or one’s own agendas? (Objectivity, is the word I believe). It’s impossible. Mikayla Laville just has that effect on people....

Totally disagree mate. Just like YMMV, her mileage may vary. She is not a robot - and will provide a slightly or totally different experience for a punter. Your experiences are not OBjective, but SUBjective, therefore unique and different. Punting is not like writing a thesis, it is about continuous confirmation. Each lady is also on a journey - we do not get to share intimate details of their journey, we just get snapshots from the punters perspective. She could be having a bad day, and you can make her happy. She could be having a great day, and that rubs off on you. Tell us what you observe she likes and what she does not like - it helps us have a great experience - for both of us. And this is why contributing new knowledge to a heavily studied area involving punting should be encouraged.

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Well I have been touting her as one of the best for some time now. Unfortunately our calendars and my paychecks have seemed to have fallen wrong over the last month or so. Glad your visit with Mikayla was not only physical but thought provoking. I saw a quip and have used it before, "the escort for the thinking punter" . I need to get back in Sync.

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Totally disagree mate. Just like YMMV, her mileage may vary. She is not a robot - and will provide a slightly or totally different experience for a punter. Your experiences are not OBjective, but SUBjective, therefore unique and different. Punting is not like writing a thesis, it is about continuous confirmation. Each lady is also on a journey - we do not get to share intimate details of their journey, we just get snapshots from the punters perspective. She could be having a bad day, and you can make her happy. She could be having a great day, and that rubs off on you. Tell us what you observe she likes and what she does not like - it helps us have a great experience - for both of us. And this is why contributing new knowledge to a heavily studied area involving punting should be encouraged.

 

Right up front I (somewhat jokingly) said that it would be impossible for me to be objective. Well, of course that's not true. However, like I also said, other than what is in this review, I don't feel I can meaningfully add to what has already been written about Mikayla. And certainly not do it as well. It's all here. But better still - see her! :rolleyes:

 

But thanks for the feedback. I'm sorry you didn't appreciate the review however I'm not just doing it for you. I think your point re: getting down to such nuances, is a bit intense and potentially spoils it for for some punters by not leaving much to the imagination and anticipation of meeting her.

 

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Lovely review. I am hoping to meet her soon. If she what everbody says I am looking forward to that day.

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... I'm sorry you didn't appreciate the review however I'm not just doing it for you....

 

But I did enjoy the review. And I am jealous (I still think a secondary part of a review is the right to brag). And mate, you brag well. :P

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Well done, FP. Taking a leaf out of Peter Jackson's book and getting the trilogy all produced at once. Well done on Mikayla for keeping you coming back for more and more.

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But I did enjoy the review. And I am jealous (I still think a secondary part of a review is the right to brag). And mate, you brag well. :P

 

Thanks mate :)

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Wow, just so jealous.

 

But what did you mean by

Mikayla intends to leave the industry one day and focus on her career and other passions.

Thank God for that I say! :D

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Wow, just so jealous.

 

But what did you mean by

 

 

It was just a throw-away line to highlight the fact that it will be safer for my bank balance and 'sanity', when Mikalya leaves the biz. One day. Not TOO soon I hope! :rolleyes:

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It was just a throw-away line to highlight the fact that it will be safer for my bank balance and 'sanity', when Mikalya leaves the biz. One day. Not TOO soon I hope! :rolleyes:

 

Thanks for clarifying that as it did seem to send out mixed messages.

 

BTW, at your current rate of punting and posting when do you expect to have bed every WL in the land and be number 1 on the top 40 chart for most PP posts? You're very prolific on both counts! Need an apprentice? :lol:

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Thanks for clarifying that as it did seem to send out mixed messages.

 

BTW, at your current rate of punting and posting when do you expect to have bed every WL in the land and be number 1 on the top 40 chart for most PP posts? You're very prolific on both counts! Need an apprentice? :lol:

 

Why thank you again, Noukkers. To be honest, the Funky Punting Odyssey has a foreseeable end date. This last few months has been a very deliberate attempt to immerse myself in this 'sub culture' and experience and learn as much as I can about punting, myself and those who inhabit this world. However I can't keep it up indefinitely, as the 'personal risk factor' increases and bank balance decreases will eventually put paid to that.

 

I have two more reviews in me I reckon, and then I'm 'out'.

 

You wish to be my apprentice, huh? Well, I haven't done a MMFF on this odyssey (have previously) so if you reckon you can provide a great BFE, don't charge for extras, and are 'model material', I might keep it in mind ;)

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Why thank you again, Noukkers. To be honest, the Funky Punting Odyssey has a foreseeable end date. This last few months has been a very deliberate attempt to immerse myself in this 'sub culture' and experience and learn as much as I can about punting, myself and those who inhabit this world. However I can't keep it up indefinitely, as the 'personal risk factor' increases and bank balance decreases will eventually put paid to that.

 

I have two more reviews in me I reckon, and then I'm 'out'.

 

You wish to be my apprentice, huh? Well, I haven't done a MMFF on this odyssey (have previously) so if you reckon you can provide a great BFE, don't charge for extras, and are 'model material', I might keep it in mind ;)

 

Thanks for your review of this fine young lady. Mikayla is truly one in a million...& someone over whom you & I are still to engage in "pistols at dawn". However, given your reply to Noukkers I think we need to clearly define what is meant by pistols tongue.gif

 

And just in case you intend to make any similar offers for a BFE to me, I need to point out that I work to a strict "Only one swinging dick in the room at a time" rule. What better day that Labour Day to enforce a work to rule edict wink.gif

 

Given the themes embedded in Evie (1-3), I don't know if I would have chosen it for the review, but that's me. Would you believe Al Stewart's "Year of the Cat" just started playing from my iTunes randomised playlist...to me much more appropriate...fate? Sorry not meaning to be critical.

 

Thanks also for clarifying the "Thank God for that I say!" remark at the end as I must admit that I too thought WTF? You know you can edit the review to remove any ambiguousness as not everyone will bother to read all the comments & responses to clear up what may be contradictory remark. Something like "For the sake of my bank balance and 'sanity' I have to say thank god for that". Just a thought.

 

Finally, I can't see you getting "out" any time soon from your "2012 A Funky Professor Odyssey " as I think you will find you're well & truly hooked. But I'll be happy to be proved wrong. biggrin.gif

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Thanks for your review of this fine young lady. Mikayla is truly one in a million...& someone over whom you & I are still to engage in "pistols at dawn". However, given your reply to Noukkers I think we need to clearly define what is meant by pistols tongue.gif

 

Good Sir, the pistols would be of the French musket type, however I shall have none of it. You announced your selection to the Prom well before me. Fair play, I say.

 

 

Given the themes embedded in Evie (1-3), I don't know if I would have chosen it for the review, but that's me.

 

Fair enough, however i wasn't so much getting into the literal meaning rather than the dynamics and texture of the piece and the memories I associate with it. Anyway, Parts 1 and 2 were very joyous and hopeful. Ok, so Part 3 was a bit of a downer, but the music fucking rocks! :rolleyes:

 

 

Sorry not meaning to be critical.

 

Wasn't taken that way.

 

Thanks also for clarifying the "Thank God for that I say!" remark at the end as I must admit that I too thought WTF? You know you can edit the review to remove any ambiguousness as not everyone will bother to read all the comments & responses to clear up what may be contradictory remark. Something like "For the sake of my bank balance and 'sanity' I have to say thank god for that". Just a thought.

 

I can certainly see what you're saying, and happy to adopt your suggestions if it's necessary. I just though it was a clearly ironic given the tone and sentiments in preceding the review? :unsure:

 

 

Finally, I can't see you getting "out" any time soon from your "2012 A Funky Professor Odyssey " as I think you will find you're well & truly hooked. But I'll be happy to be proved wrong. :D

 

Ahhh...but get out I will. Not so much from punting forever, but I will be slowing considerably. This has truly, in a literal sense been an Odyssey with a loose plan, and while the whole 'scene' has been a very interesting and enjoyable distraction, I can't maintain the rage for too long. I need to get on with other shit! :D

 

 

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Nice review. Relating is very important. She is very good at that. Yes a great lady. I hope are ways cross.

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Fabulous review! Thanks for taking the time and effort! Stunning looking girl! I might have to make some time for her the next time i'm in Brisbane!

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Fabulous review! Thanks for taking the time and effort! Stunning looking girl! I might have to make some time for her the next time i'm in Brisbane!

 

Hey GG, Mikayla is one not to miss. Beautiful, intelligent and very service-oriented. She may not be the 'porn star' type or a super-model per se, but IMHO she is 'primo'. One of the very best around, and this has been said by everyone that meets her. Make the time - she's worth it, and more.

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excellent review. I am fairly new to punting and my very first punt was with Makayla. Think that she maybe has set the bar a little to high for all punt going forward. The best 2 hrs of my life.

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Thanks for the review Funky Professor, looks like you have had some fantastic times with Mikayla. As you have shared more than 5 reviews with us on PP you will be given access to the Star Masters Lounge :)

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