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  1. Sex Worker's Name: Lauren Hart
  2. Session Month: March
  3. Session Year: 2012
  4. Type of Service: Private Escort
  5. Service Provider's Email (if any): laurenhartmail@gmail.com
  6. Link to Website or Online Ad (if any): www.lauren-hart.com
  7. Photos Authenticity: 100% Real
  8. Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $500
  9. Location where session took place: New South Wales
  10. Incall or Outcall (Leave blank in Victoria): Incall to Escort's place
  11. Session Day: Weekend
  12. Session Time: Daytime
  13. Estimated Age: 21 - 25
  14. Estimated Ethnic Group: Mixed Groups Origin
  15. Nationality (Leave blank if Australian): New Zealand
  16. Hair Colour: Brown
  17. Hair Length: Long
  18. Eyes Colour: Brown
  19. Skin Colour: Olive
  20. Height: Average - Around 165 cm / 5'5"
  21. Body Shape: Slim
  22. Estimated Body Size: 6 to 8
  23. Estimated Breast Size: AA to B (Small to Average)
  24. Pubic Hair: All Waxed / Shaved
  25. Any Tattoos?: One or two
  26. Any Piercings?: None
  27. Full Sex Available: Yes
  28. Kind of Experience: Girlfriend Experience
  29. Kissing Available: Yes, DFK (Deep French Kissing)
  30. Blowjob: Yes, BBBJ and CIM (Cum In Mouth)
  31. DATY / Oral On Her: Yes
  32. Massage Available: Yes
  33. Overall Looks: Beautiful
  34. Overall Personality: Lovely
  35. Overall Performance: Fantastic time
Stoat2

Private Escort - March 2012 - Lauren Hart

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Sitting in the confides of a luxurious five star hotel is one thing, but the reality that you’re not upstairs with an escort but in fact getting your brain double dipped in undergraduate exam protocols in a room with a dreary lecturer and too many other old farts is another.

 

10am and the game’s up, I’m over it, time for more practical endeavors, so out comes the trusty ipad and the PG’s site.. damn the choices are almost endless, but alas a sexy body catches my visual cortex… A text is forwarded with a humble request for an impromptu short notice dalliance.

 

Tic tic the morning tea break is soon to expire, has my single mindedness on a single request left me doomed to lunch with boring old men??? BINGO a buzz in the pocket, yeah. A courteous reply is received outlining that more notice is usually required, however seeing it’s an early booking and I asked politely, then yes I was welcome to visit her boudoir for an early “lunch”. For some reason my mind was not focused on the next academic session.

 

The session concludes and I bolt down the stairs to the cab rank, yep I’m hungry, the cabby says the place is too close and he had waited too long, the cab at the back of the cue was more obliging and I sat contemplating lunch. The door opens to a nicely designed spit level pad but its not until the door closes that I lay eyes on the temptress within, a stunning Eurasian girl in lovely ivory lingerie steps forward and kisses me in a cuddling embrace before separating and inviting me to follow her up to the loft, hmm I didn’t see one step - my eyes were focused elsewhere hehe. Who needs a lift to glide up stairs when you’re following that booty...

 

Lauren not only has a great backside on her, she has that very distinct Eurasian look about her which I love. More on the European side than Asian, but you can definitely see the mixture is there. With her lovely full lips; big, brown eyes (not short of a mischievous glint every now and again!) and warm, olive-toned skin – I certainly was not disappointed.

 

My efforts in climbing were rewarded with a lengthy embrace and a DFK session. Lauren then said my lips needed lubricating and asked me to choose my poison. Well, in the presence of such a lovely Kiwi accent, there was really only one choice! A NZ Sauvignon Blanc was poured whist I refreshed (read “cooled down “) in the shower...

 

A warm towel, nice touch, was left for me to dry off. As I exited the shower that sweet accent informed me that lunch was being served down stairs if I had an appetite. Ohhh my wine was down there too apparently, so I better high tail it down stairs I thought.. Served in suspenders and stockings my lunch held out the wine to wet my whistle a little before we entangled in an entrée of DFK. Hmmm she can kiss too, ohhh and being female she can do two things at once, so my cock got an initial wakeup call, unwarranted now evidently.

 

Alas the need to checkout the rest of the menu drew me caudad of those passionate lips. A pair of pert full B cups lay behind their ivory attire demanding consumption, sensitive to the attentions of my tongue to the areola area, the nipples instantly spring to attention and received appropriate adulation.

 

The best part of any menu is the desert list at the end of the page (well apart from the drinks list), and with a sweet tooth it wasn't long before the suspenders and g-string were dispatched and her sweet spot tasted. Ohh dear looks like the main course will have to wait. Lauren responds with rising pleasure to DATY with multiple ripples of pleasure rolling through her abdominal musculature.

 

Being a bit of a DATY addict I probably lingered a bit long and it was Lauren who commented she was hungry too and proceeded to maneuver to have a her fill. A preliminary tantalizing TTM was soon replaced by slow and deliberate BBBJ. My my she was hungry as my little fella disappeared deep down her mouth - a perfect compilation of suction and tantalizing tongue technique was just the tease I needed.

 

She persisted in an unrushed manner making sure to draw out the pleasure, and then with her eyes staring into mine she paused and asked if I was ready for the main course. However with the conscious mind telling me my lunch break was ending and my second head just about to lose it's mind, I replied that I think I'd eaten my fill, and with that she knowingly increased the tempo and suction, the point of no return crossed I exploded CIM. Lauren sucked till every last drop was removed from a now flaccid tool. With that she raised her head, swallowed and said " that's breakfast a protein shake". God I'll never look at a protein shake quiet the same again.

 

A chat, a little more wine and it was off to the shower. A parting long kiss and into the sunlight i strode, "the slice of heaven" ditty from Dave Dobbyn ringing in my ears from this lovely little kiwi lunch break as I sought out a cab.

 

I returned to the course just as lunch concluded and the old dude next to me made a glowing comment on the luncheon spread. I could only smile and nod in agreement.

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Ruprect

Ahhhh the lovely Lauren. Thanks for the review mate. I do need to see her one day. She is simply stunning..... :blush:

 

 

Rupe

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AndyJ

Very nice review, Stoat2. Glad you had a top time with Lauren.

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Charlie

Great review Stoat2 and Lauren Hart,

 

delighted to read that a punter of finesse enjoys a fine NZ sauvignon blanc! ^_^

 

 

"multiple ripples of pleasure rolling through her abdominal musculature" sets a new high bar for the lads here to reach. :wub: ;)

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La Cucaracha

Yes, Lauren is lovely indeed.

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Stoat2

Great review Stoat2 and Lauren Hart,

 

delighted to read that a punter of finesse enjoys a fine NZ sauvignon blanc! ^_^

 

 

"multiple ripples of pleasure rolling through her abdominal musculature" sets a new high bar for the lads here to reach. :wub: ;)

 

Agreed and her taught abdomen makes it sooo obvious....

 

The sauvignon blanc was the second best kiwi in the room Charlie

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Coronae

Wonderful description of a *lunch* break. I loved it!

 

The denouement was spectacular!

 

C.

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Henry1

Yes, Lauren is lovely indeed.

I agree. Lauren is lovely.

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0385

I'm jealousbiggrin.gif

 

Great review, thanks!

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yellowperil

Lauren sucked till every last drop was removed from a now flaccid tool. With that she raised her head, swallowed and said " that's breakfast a protein shake".

 

Damned! She's at the top of my to-do list. Thanks for the review.

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La Cucaracha

Damned! She's at the top of my to-do list. Thanks for the review.

If you procrastinate till after I see her, yp, I will never forgive you and I suspect, neither will Lauren!

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Manofkent

Nice review of Lauren Stoat2 cheers :)

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yellowperil

If you procrastinate till after I see her, yp, I will never forgive you and I suspect, neither will Lauren!

 

Huh? Why would you want me to see her first?

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Mephisto

Great review stoat. Lauren sounds like a shitload of fun!

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mymuse

That's my sorta lunch break. Great review, thanks!

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Clandestine

Good review Stoat and well done Lauren.:D

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Vital Signs

Sounds like the damn near perfect lunch Stoat :D

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Buster15

Am very jealous. Good review though

 

Am very jealous. Good review though

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Stoat2

Thanks buster15... I'm having brunch with her later, dieting in anticipation

Can't wait to see/feel what she serves up :wub:

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Coronae

Wow.

 

C.

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gnomking

Thanks Stoat2

Lunch time treat worthy of skipping a boring dreary lecturer

 

"Lauren not only has a great backside on her,'

Noticed that myself a while ago ....

 

"With her lovely full lips; big, brown eyes (not short of a mischievous glint every now and again!) and warm, olive-toned skin – I certainly was not disappointed'

Something to savour and indulge in

 

Well Stoat2 I don't have any of her in lovely ivory lingerie

But I will share one from my collection

PP exclusive

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amz

great review..hope she comes to perth soon.

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Buster15

Lauren is at the top of my list when I finally make the plunge!!!

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Lover44

Nice review. She sounds like a person to spend time with.

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Stoat2

Had the opportunity to visit Lauren again :rolleyes: and you have to love it when the second punt raises the bar to a new level, let alone again and again,

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