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  1. Sex Worker's Name: Yuki Norika
  2. Session Month: August
  3. Session Year: 2019
  4. Type of Service: Private Escort
  5. Phone Number (Please add area code): 0450 299 885
  6. Link to Website or Online Ad (if any): https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/NSW/Sydney/Independent/YukiNorika/
  7. Photos Authenticity: 100% Real
  8. Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $125
  9. Location where session took place: New South Wales
  10. Incall or Outcall (Leave blank in Victoria): Incall to Escort's place
  11. Session Day: Weekday
  12. Session Time: Daytime
  13. Estimated Age: 26 - 30
  14. Estimated Ethnic Group: Asian Origin
  15. Knowledge of English: Good
  16. Hair Colour: Black
  17. Hair Length: Long
  18. Eyes Colour: Brown
  19. Skin Colour: Pale
  20. Height: Short - Under 160 cm / 5'3"
  21. Body Shape: Petite
  22. Estimated Body Size: 6 to 8
  23. Estimated Breast Size: DD and above (Extra Large)
  24. Enhanced breasts?: No
  25. Pubic Hair: All Waxed / Shaved
  26. Any Tattoos?: None
  27. Any Piercings?: None
  28. Kind of Experience: Clinical Experience
  29. Kissing Available: No
  30. Blowjob: Yes, BBBJ and CIM (Cum In Mouth)
  31. DATY / Oral On Her: Unsure
  32. Greek or Anal Sex Available: Not always
  33. Handjob Available: Yes
  34. Massage Available: Yes
  35. Extras Charged: Yes
  36. Overall Looks: Beautiful
  37. Overall Personality: Nut Case
  38. Overall Performance: We didn't click
peter

Private Escort - August 2019 - Yuki Norika

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peter

It’s hard to know where to start. Sent an SMS at about 1 PM, and left a phone message a bit later. Yuki messages about 2:00pm to say she has just woken up, should probably have realised at that point she was a little odd.

 

She looks just like the photos in the ad, in leggings and a bra top. Doesn’t kiss me hello, we sit at the kitchen table having a coffee while she talks about weird topics. She is very keen to give me an eye mask to help my wrinkles. I didn’t quite understand this but nodded and smiled. Looking around the room, the TV has a pink furry cover, like your grandmother had on the toilet roll holder. So does the remote. And the DVD remote.

 

We go for the shower together, she does not actually get in but lathers me up in sort of the way you would do the dog, reasonably functional but definitely not sexy. Into the bedroom after multiple changes of towel (she’s a big fan of bamboo, she explains) and there is only a single bed. She shows me the picture of the firemen who came when her phone charger burned the other bed down, and some Asian furniture website that she is using to replace it. A back massage follows at her insistence. Now I don’t like to lunge at women but eventually persuade her to get down to business, with a very effective BBBJ. She gets her iPad to put porn on, I reassure her she is beautiful enough for me, she insists and says she likes it. She asks me to pick a red tube video, I do (without my glasses, no idea but maybe a vaguely Asian girl). She doesn’t like that one and changes it. Points it at me, “You Watch!”.  It’s distracting when there’s live action at arm’s length, I watch Yuki. She is silent for the first time.

 

At the point of CIM, I give a gentlemanly warning that I’m about to come, but she has the sort of surprised gagging of a girl who’s used the Tabasco instead of ketchup, not in any way sexy, but I’m ok, I’m done. She runs to the bathroom to spit, afterwards telling me she usually swallows. Tabasco face.

 

She wants me to have another shower, so I oblige. She sticks some sort of eye mask thing on me to help my wrinkles, and I am bewildered enough with the language issues to not be entirely aware of what she intends, but I am also trying not to offend her. Any attempt at kissing and she turns away. She asks me to touch her pussy but again, sort of in the way you would pat the dog, not really responsive or sexy. She tells me she has a present for me, and gives me a bottle of what turns out to be Japanese floor polish. I don’t understand the significance of this, maybe we’re engaged.

 

Some further massaging then another CIM finish. At that point, I do not need to be asked to go into the shower, but shower, dress and leave with a little peck kiss and a bottle of furniture polish. Or maybe floor polish. I can’t read the label and I didn’t really understand. It’s about 70 minutes into a 2hr booking. I’m glad to get out.

 

I don’t think I have ever seen a Japanese WL before, so I am not sure how much is cultural and how much is mental illness, but Yuki is seriously weird. YMMV. 2 CIMs in an hour or so is a decent experience, but in a very strange way. Not a GFE, more like being the Chief in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, where you are glad to get out before it gets worse. The website says she has a nurse costume, and she offered to do dressups (half way through) but I was worried she might want to paint my toenails or something. I think it’s a Nurse Ratched costume.

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blundie

buddy, there are all kinds out there and this one is a nutter. well done for making the most of the weirdness. there are times that the weird ones can be very good!!!

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Roj

Tabasco Face!!

That's priceless!

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Dave Weldon
20 hours ago, peter said:

She tells me she has a present for me, and gives me a bottle of what turns out to be Japanese floor polish.

 

Everyone wins a prize! 😁

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Qrius

"I don’t understand the significance of this, maybe we’re engaged"

 

lol. what a weird session with a craycray. at least you survived instead of being turned into a meat pie.

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worldwonder

“We go for the shower together, she does not actually get in but lathers me up in sort of the way you would do the dog”

 

absolute gold 👌🏽 

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Kirsis

This was the funniest review I have read.

 

Thank you for the review.

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PacoMan
On 8 August 2019 at 6:27 PM, peter said:

It’s hard to know where to start.

Yeess... I see your dilemma.

Hilarious review, thanks

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artistdivine

lol.... thanks for the review! I was going to book her and saw your review just at the last second. Cheers!

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peter

I wasn't sure if it was just me - I'd love to hear if anyone else has seen her. There was only one previous PP review, but maybe she's crazier in her incall environment.

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