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  1. Sex Worker's Name: Lauren Hart and ???
  2. Session Month: December
  3. Session Year: 2018
  4. Type of Service: Private Escort
  5. Phone Number (Please add area code): @misslaurenhart on Twitter
  6. SWA Number if known (Victoria only): Available but did not ask for it
  7. Photos Authenticity: Real, slightly retouched
  8. Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): Not set by the hour
  9. Location where session took place: Victoria
  10. Session Day: Weekday
  11. Session Time: Daytime
  12. Estimated Age: 26 - 30
  13. Estimated Ethnic Group: Mixed Groups Origin
  14. Nationality (Leave blank if Australian): New Zealand
  15. Knowledge of English: Very Good
  16. Hair Colour: Brown
  17. Hair Length: Long
  18. Eyes Colour: Brown
  19. Skin Colour: Olive
  20. Height: Average - Around 165 cm / 5'5"
  21. Body Shape: Athletic
  22. Estimated Body Size: 8 to 10
  23. Enhanced breasts?: No, natural breasts
  24. Pubic Hair: All Waxed / Shaved
  25. Full Sex Available: Yes, intercourse
  26. Kind of Experience: Sex Buddy Experience
  27. Kissing Available: Passionate Kissing
  28. Blowjob: Yes, fellatio
  29. DATY / Oral On Her: Yes, DATY on offer
  30. Overall Looks: Beautiful
  31. Overall Personality: Lovely
  32. Overall Performance: Out of this world!

Private Escort - December 2018 - Lauren Hart and ???


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I recently had one of the most enjoyable encounters ever. It was with Miss Lauren Hart, and it was my first MFF experience. After some back and forth chatting, we decided 90 minutes would be about right. And the theme would be “destroy AFG”.


Naturally the first lady was Lauren, and the second lady was … well … I have no idea. You see, I was blindfolded the entire time and I never saw her. I felt her, I heard her, I tasted her, but I never saw her.


I asked Lauren to organise this unusual MFF session, and she did an outstanding job. All I did was pay and show up – the other two did the rest.


Lauren arrived wearing a pretty floral mini-dress (very spring looking) and she looked lovely (well, she is lovely). We exchanged pleasantries, then I went into the shower with one instruction – after the shower, I was to go sit on the bed and look forward (this turned out to be a key detail).


While I was in the shower, I heard mystery lady arrive, and the chatter told me I was going to be destroyed, and I was going to love being destroyed.


Out of the shower, sitting on the bed looking straight ahead, Lauren returns with the blindfold. Then I got to “meet” mystery lady. She came and sat on my lap (I was thinking I would meet her while standing, so I could at least get an idea of her height, but on my lap I had no idea). Mystery lady had long hair and was more buxom than Lauren (estimating a D or DD cup, but I may be a touch low). I think she was the same dress size or maybe one size larger. It came out in conversation that she was 25 (I have no idea if that is real age or “hooker age” or just a made up number). And she had an unusual accent that I could not place at all. BTW - she felt amazing.


Then they got busy. And I do mean busy. While blindfolded it became an orgasm contest to ensure EVERYONE had some. And there were lots. I am not going to go into blow-by-blow details but I will say

  • It is difficult to keep track of who is sitting on your face when blindfolded – I found it was easier to tell who was who by the sensation from the blowjob instead of the flavour of the lady
  • One of the two ladies came and and when she came she squeezed her thighs together – with enough force to cause my ears to pop
  • I had one of the biggest releases I have ever had – and they were able to coax another one out of me (which at my age is becoming more rare)


And they destroyed me. On the way home I was so distracted that I ran two red lights, slept for 11 hours, and woke up tired.


One final thing to show you how good of a job they did – I thought I had a decent post event shower, but apparently I still had a lot of lady aroma on my body. While walking down the street, a seeing eye dog (a real one, not one in training) was distracted by me, and followed me (nose twitching) for about 4 steps.


I am still recovering, so I do not know if I will try this again. Because of the destruction done on me I am thinking of titling this event not as the four horsemen of the apocalypse, but the four boobies of the apocalypse (boobs featured a lot – a LOT).


I do not know if I want to find out who mystery lady is. Part of me says yes, but part of me will enjoy knowing that some random lady participated in the destruction of Anuddafatguy. I think it will be best if I don’t find out but I will not be upset if I do.


If you want to try something like this, there are a few things we did that I think help guarantee success

  • I have a very good idea of Lauren’s boundaries. I know what I can and cannot do with her. This is really important in building trust, but it also gives you a basis for the other lady
  • The other lady needs to have identical boundaries. This way the fellow will not offend by doing something out of bounds. Since you often cannot keep track of who is who doing what, if the ladies have identical boundaries, then no boundaries will be crossed.


Lauren is highly, highly recommended. Mystery lady is also highly, highly recommended (she was a little bit more sloppy and naughty – a great complement to the loving and sensual service from Lauren) but I have no idea how to contact Mystery lady.

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3 hours ago, anuddafatguy said:

with enough force to cause my ears to pop


Lovely read AFG 

Was one of them ladies siting on your face when she popped your ears ? ▪️▪️

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44 minutes ago, gnomking said:


Lovely read AFG 

Was one of them ladies siting on your face when she popped your ears ? ▪️▪️

Yes, and I was so distracted I do not remember which one.

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4 hours ago, numbat101 said:

I'm very tempted to try blindfolded sex with my regular, but she is so beautiful that I think I would regret not being able to see her.

You can "see" her with your fingertips. The blindfold enhances your sense of touch.


And for this session, because I was blindfolded, I was included in EVERY activity as I could not watch.


I think it is a winner.

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On 22/12/2018 at 6:39 PM, anuddafatguy said:

You can "see" her with your fingertips. The blindfold enhances your sense of touch.


And for this session, because I was blindfolded, I was included in EVERY activity as I could not watch.


I think it is a winner.

I tried the blindfold before with another one who was a regular but didn't seem to work for me. I wanted to see what I was going to touch.  But good you had so much fun. Lauren is definitely a keeper. 

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