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  1. Sex Worker's Name: Lauren Hart
  2. Session Month: November
  3. Session Year: 2011
  4. Type of Service: Private Escort
  5. Link to Website or Online Ad (if any): http://lauren-hart.com/
  6. Photos Authenticity: 100% Real
  7. Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $450
  8. Location where session took place: New South Wales
  9. Incall or Outcall (Leave blank in Victoria): Outcall to your home/hotel
  10. Session Day: Weekday
  11. Session Time: Evening
  12. Estimated Age: 21 - 25
  13. Hair Colour: Dark
  14. Hair Length: Long
  15. Eyes Colour: Brown
  16. Skin Colour: Olive
  17. Height: Average - Around 165 cm / 5'5"
  18. Body Shape: Athletic
  19. Estimated Body Size: 8 to 10
  20. Estimated Breast Size: AA to B (Small to Average)
  21. Enhanced breasts?: No
  22. Pubic Hair: All Waxed / Shaved
  23. Any Tattoos?: One or two
  24. Any Piercings?: None
  25. Kind of Experience: Girlfriend Experience
  26. Kissing Available: Yes, DFK (Deep French Kissing)
  27. Blowjob: Yes, BBBJ (Natural Oral)
  28. DATY / Oral On Her: Yes
  29. Greek or Anal Sex Available: No
  30. Extras Charged: No
  31. Overall Looks: Beautiful
  32. Overall Personality: Lovely
  33. Overall Performance: Out of this world!
mgoo

Private Escort - November 2011 - Lauren Hart

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The reason why I ended up seeing Lauren was some fascination with her reviews. Sometimes you feel you can make a reliable guess of what an experience is going to be like based on reviews. There is a similarity, or maybe a sense that the experience enjoyed by a reviewer is something you would enjoy.

What I thought was weird about Lauren’s reviews is that none of them read the same. It is just as confusing on her website. One of them even sounds a bit like a missionary has come to visit to convert her and it has all gone horribly wrong and she has seduced him (but he is still thanking her for the experience, interestingly).

 

Certain themes do emerge from the reviews. She has a very cute behind. Kissing and oral sex are special skills. She is smart and great fun to talk to. That all sounded like a given. I can happily confirm reporting from the field that it is all true.

 

 

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The rest is where the accounts vary. Some make her sound like a cutesy girly girlfriend, others involve cumswapping scenes of debauchery. What could I do but find out for myself?

 

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And how did I go? I have decided Lauren has a talent for conjuring up an experience that comes from the Punter by paying attention to them, and that’s why everyone is happy. She was keen to find out before we met what my expectations were. I would recommend to anyone to take this opportunity. I think it was part of the reason why I had the dreamy sensation that the scenes which unfolded were straight out of my subconscious. I don’t remember a single moment of making a suggestion or asking for something. Am I getting carried away rating this as Out Of This World? YMMV, but this experience came straight out of my imagination, and it is pretty good (works for me you could say).

 

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So back to one or two of the consistent themes to all those glowing reviews prior to mine: all of Lauren’s reviews involve a spectacular amount of sexual satisfaction on her behalf. Obviously explanations for this might vary: Lauren is a Nymph (I reckon that’s her number one theory); she is a future Academy Award Winner; or we are all Super Studs. The real answer is of no consequence, because everyone is happy! I know deep down inside I’m a Super Stud, that’s the main thing (he says and then puts fingers in ears saying “lalalalalalalalala” apparently not interested in the response).

 

The other theme from the reviews prior to mine is value for money. Anyone reading this and curious might notice a recent payrise Lauren has given herself. Don’t feel like you have missed the boat. The value for money is still there post price rise by a very comfortable margin. I say go for it.

 

Or you could always wait, watch another twenty excellent reviews show up on PP, and kick yourself with every further price rise.

 

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And finally – another footnote on looks: (again??) I am not sure what is going on here, my count of Lauren’s reviews is: beautiful = 1, very pretty = 2, pretty = 1, attractive =2. That’s quite a spread. One review mentions a comparison of looks with Jessica Biel then gives an ‘attractive’rating (que?). I think theJessica’s got mixed up and it was definitely Alba he was looking for – think large even facial features. That might be an exaggeration, and I might have quirky taste, but I happily throw my hat into the beautiful category for Lauren.

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Ruprect

Great review Mgoo. I would love to catch up with her one day. And her new pix are spectacular !!! wub.gif

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Charlie

Great pics Mr Magoo!

 

Thanks for sharing them with us.

 

Well done both of you! ;)

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gnomking

Yes mgoo

She is a delight to be with both in and out of the bedroom

Witty ,considerate and laughs at my jokes :wacko:

Nice of you to share your thoughts

She does look so natural in her shots because she is

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Rick Rude

What a great review! Gnomking, we are waiting for yours. :)

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La Cucaracha

Lauren is an exceptionally beautiful young lady - not just in looks, but in personality as well. That last photo of her in the red dress with her cheekily showing off (pun fully intended) is sensational.wub.gif

 

I will definitely be looking forward to spending some time with this lovely lass once I can lock her into an available slot in my calendar.mellow.gif

 

The trouble with filling in the calendar with forward bookings so many months in advance is that I have trouble fitting anyone in on short notice. The plus side is I know I have a punt booked for on average a weekly basis for the next 4 months!blush.gif

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La Cucaracha

Readers who are wondering where to get more information about Lauren (and possibly photos of her), try her website (www.lauren-hart.com)

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SvedishChef

That is a great review! And, may I say, what a refreshingly beautiful set of photos. Another fine lady to add to the list if I ever travel to NSW... (it is a bloody long list, btw!)

 

-SC

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La Cucaracha

Chef, do what I do - start at the top, work your way down. Stop, breathe, keep going. Stop, breathe, keep going.

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Ruprect

Chef, do what I do - start at the top, work your way down. Stop, breathe, keep going. Stop, breathe, keep going.

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And the pix make a good place for said breathers. I have found that works in my recent review... ph34r.gif

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qlderc

Mgoo thanks, and a special thanks for alerting me to the newly published pictures.

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mymuse

I've said it already... Lauren's new photos are super sexy!

 

Thanks for posting them as part of the review.

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sixfiveman

Great review. Lauren is the find of the year IMHO. Top 2 all-time on my list (CMQ the other).

And where is her own folder????????

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