Club 741 - December 2011 - Shelby

[footballfragile]

Shelby is a blonde 40ish woman who seemed nice and cougarish. Lovely body for her age and lovely skin.

 

Well, I felt a bit toey and decided to venture out west to sample some of the so called delights of an establishment I never heard of. I arrived at 6pm was introduced and I chose the lady that seemed nice in the intro. Sadly I was wrong. Once in the room I was offered a deluxe service, I opted for the standard service. I was told in the intro that she offered a no extra etc. This pissed me off, and wrongly I stayed.

 

The standard service comprised of her watching MTV on the screen and rubbing my back with one hand whilst commenting on Bruno mars and lady gaga. I was then told that she did this for money and that she was in trouble financially. She then proceeded to numb my penis with the most god awful oral I have ever had perhaps this was because she was watching MTV through the mirrors. In the end I asked for a hand job, which again, was just not pleasant. I was bathed in cream and was literally battered. It eventually worked.......it really was a cold experience and I almost felt like it was non-consensual, it really was awful and I was out of there in 25minutes.

 

I jumped in the shower and she poured a glass of water down the backs of my legs!! This was perhaps the worst experience I have ever had in a parlor. I can't really put it into worked.

 

I really need a great punt to put back my faith in melbourne's establishments.

[Latinlover]

Holy Crapola sorry for that bad and quite cold punt, thanks for the heads up thou

[La Cucaracha]

Even a fiat UNO would have done better! Man, feel so sorry for you. Thanks for taking a bullet for the team. Hope your next one really does improve.

[Rocket Rod]

That punt really sounds bad. I would have kicked the fucking tv in before I left.

[tifino]

gee that lump of cold shoulder needs to be returned to the butcher.

 

She's not what one comes to expect from 741.

And Deluxe(extras by another name) Service - WTF!! send her back (to eastern suburbs?) qwik smart, before they get a bad name over here too.

[No Money No Honey]

Sorry to hear you had to take one for the team.

 

I have had simular experiences at times and felt like telling the WL to just fuck off and leave me to jerk off in peace.

 

Cant win em all I guess.

[ningbojoe]

footballfragile, I hope that you complained to the Management. The only way they can remove wl who do not live up to your expectations is to tell the Management.

[footballfragile]

footballfragile, I hope that you complained to the Management. The only way they can remove wl who do not live up to your expectations is to tell the Management.

 

no i walked out and posted on here, cyber warrior.

[SJ_McHorny]

Is this the same Shelby who works at the Oasis? The physical description sounds the same, except O Shelby has a clit ring. If so I had the total opposite experience with her, I found her friendly, attentive & considerate throughout the entire booking & beyond. Maybe it's not the same WL or maybe she's just temperamental. I'm guessing YMMV