footballfragile Posted 9 December, 2011 Share Posted 9 December, 2011 Shelby is a blonde 40ish woman who seemed nice and cougarish. Lovely body for her age and lovely skin. Well, I felt a bit toey and decided to venture out west to sample some of the so called delights of an establishment I never heard of. I arrived at 6pm was introduced and I chose the lady that seemed nice in the intro. Sadly I was wrong. Once in the room I was offered a deluxe service, I opted for the standard service. I was told in the intro that she offered a no extra etc. This pissed me off, and wrongly I stayed. The standard service comprised of her watching MTV on the screen and rubbing my back with one hand whilst commenting on Bruno mars and lady gaga. I was then told that she did this for money and that she was in trouble financially. She then proceeded to numb my penis with the most god awful oral I have ever had perhaps this was because she was watching MTV through the mirrors. In the end I asked for a hand job, which again, was just not pleasant. I was bathed in cream and was literally battered. It eventually worked.......it really was a cold experience and I almost felt like it was non-consensual, it really was awful and I was out of there in 25minutes. I jumped in the shower and she poured a glass of water down the backs of my legs!! This was perhaps the worst experience I have ever had in a parlor. I can't really put it into worked. I really need a great punt to put back my faith in melbourne's establishments. 8 Link to comment
Latinlover Posted 9 December, 2011 Share Posted 9 December, 2011 Holy Crapola sorry for that bad and quite cold punt, thanks for the heads up thou Link to comment
La Cucaracha Posted 9 December, 2011 Share Posted 9 December, 2011 Even a fiat UNO would have done better! Man, feel so sorry for you. Thanks for taking a bullet for the team. Hope your next one really does improve. Link to comment
Rocket Rod Posted 9 December, 2011 Share Posted 9 December, 2011 That punt really sounds bad. I would have kicked the fucking tv in before I left. Link to comment
tifino Posted 10 December, 2011 Share Posted 10 December, 2011 gee that lump of cold shoulder needs to be returned to the butcher. She's not what one comes to expect from 741. And Deluxe(extras by another name) Service - WTF!! send her back (to eastern suburbs?) qwik smart, before they get a bad name over here too. Link to comment
No Money No Honey Posted 10 December, 2011 Share Posted 10 December, 2011 Sorry to hear you had to take one for the team. I have had simular experiences at times and felt like telling the WL to just fuck off and leave me to jerk off in peace. Cant win em all I guess. Link to comment
ningbojoe Posted 16 December, 2011 Share Posted 16 December, 2011 footballfragile, I hope that you complained to the Management. The only way they can remove wl who do not live up to your expectations is to tell the Management. Link to comment
footballfragile Posted 18 December, 2011 Author Share Posted 18 December, 2011 footballfragile, I hope that you complained to the Management. The only way they can remove wl who do not live up to your expectations is to tell the Management. no i walked out and posted on here, cyber warrior. Link to comment
SJ_McHorny Posted 13 September, 2012 Share Posted 13 September, 2012 Is this the same Shelby who works at the Oasis? The physical description sounds the same, except O Shelby has a clit ring. If so I had the total opposite experience with her, I found her friendly, attentive & considerate throughout the entire booking & beyond. Maybe it's not the same WL or maybe she's just temperamental. I'm guessing YMMV Link to comment
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