Bodyrotic - January 2017 - Madison

[surfer1989]

I wanted to review this while its fresh in my mind. 

 

Visited Bodyrotic this afternoon and got the normal evening/ daytime girl for the walk in. Normal procession of girls to meet as per usual, and then another receptionist walked out to demand my answer (I have walked out maybe once out of every 3 times in this place purely as there were no girls to my liking, Im fussy, so what) I think this might have been Sophie as she was slightly older and definitely very straightforward. 

 

Out of all the girls I met, Madison was the most attractive and had a very gym fit body, though with a bit of a cold demeanour. Little head won out against big head and guess who I chose. 

 

In the room, the conversation was polite but nothing to write about, slightly strained but eh, thats not what Im there for. As for the massage, it consisted of Madison running her hands over my back for less than 5 minutes, then rubbing her boobs on my back for a minute or so. Ordered to flip over, and the light touch went for about 30 seconds, then a reverse bodyslide that I was "treated to" not before being run through the "do nots" as though I was going to maul her vagina when it was anywhere near me. The only sliding was Madison's tits against my thighs and stomach for another minute or so.

 

The handjob was the icing on the mediocre cake that was this experience. It was if Madison was attempting to pull start a lawn mower. I had to ask at least twice to slow down and be a bit softer as i didn't want my dick to be yanked off. 

 

The only saving grace of this experience was that Madison had a banging body, straight out of a fitness model magazine. Other than that it was an absolute blowout. I was in and out of the premises in under 30 minutes, which included entry, intro time, showers and massage. 

 

Oh well. Ill stick to Liaisons and the Golden Apple from now on. 

[amos]

play do balls might be able to give you some advise next time

[PlayDohBalls]

I think there were some great girls on the same roster recently as Madison. But Surfer probably doesn't need my advice on who to see.

[amos]

I guess surfer boys review of Madison wont make it to the feedback page

[PlayDohBalls]

I think you may be right Amos

[Clandestine]

Did not sound good at all...

[PlayDohBalls]

If she sticks with it then possibly things will improve. It normally happens over time and with experience. .

[amos]

Most of the girls are only doing this for the money . Some just act it out better . Very few get better at entertaining men that they dont really like

[amos]

Start again .All of these girls . Not most

[amos]

Other than that you are completely dillusional

[PlayDohBalls]

Very few people work without pay just for the enjoyment. But many do enjoy paid work. It's the key to success.

[amos]

Success is in no way related to being paid .

[jackthebear]

Sorry for the experience but sheesh cut out the judgemental generalisations

[surfer1989]

Sorry for the experience but sheesh cut out the judgemental generalisations

Please elaborate. I wrote the review as I recall the service.

 

Shame that there is no word from Bodyrotic management, unlike the near instant message I receive when I write a glowing review, requesting permission to put it on their site.

[amos]

You're lucky to have them request permission . I stopped giving details a long time ago for that very reason

[amos]

Saw Madison recently . Nothing has changed

[surfer1989]

Saw Madison recently . Nothing has changed

Funny you say that, I walked past her in the local shops and didn't notice her until I saw someone to my side deathstaring me with the filthiest look, I mean if looks could kill I'd be pushing up daisies... not sure why, because the last thing I want to have anything to do with is her.

[amos]

Amazed that she even noticed you and vice versa lol

[amos]

I wanted to review this while its fresh in my mind. 

 

Visited Bodyrotic this afternoon and got the normal evening/ daytime girl for the walk in. Normal procession of girls to meet as per usual, and then another receptionist walked out to demand my answer (I have walked out maybe once out of every 3 times in this place purely as there were no girls to my liking, Im fussy, so what) I think this might have been Sophie as she was slightly older and definitely very straightforward. 

 

Out of all the girls I met, Madison was the most attractive and had a very gym fit body, though with a bit of a cold demeanour. Little head won out against big head and guess who I chose. 

 

In the room, the conversation was polite but nothing to write about, slightly strained but eh, thats not what Im there for. As for the massage, it consisted of Madison running her hands over my back for less than 5 minutes, then rubbing her boobs on my back for a minute or so. Ordered to flip over, and the light touch went for about 30 seconds, then a reverse bodyslide that I was "treated to" not before being run through the "do nots" as though I was going to maul her vagina when it was anywhere near me. The only sliding was Madison's tits against my thighs and stomach for another minute or so.

 

The handjob was the icing on the mediocre cake that was this experience. It was if Madison was attempting to pull start a lawn mower. I had to ask at least twice to slow down and be a bit softer as i didn't want my dick to be yanked off. 

 

The only saving grace of this experience was that Madison had a banging body, straight out of a fitness model magazine. Other than that it was an absolute blowout. I was in and out of the premises in under 30 minutes, which included entry, intro time, showers and massage. 

 

Oh well. Ill stick to Liaisons and the Golden Apple from now on.

 

The receptionist was probably Dee . She would be at least 40 I reckon ?

[metime]

Thanks for that. I'll take her off my to try list (: