Bliss on Crown - December 2015 - Gabrielle

[gurupub]

After trying my luck lining up a few private ladies I have had my eye on, and getting the usual bounce around. Got fed up and thought it was time to try another place I have had my eye on, bliss on crown. The only other massage place I have tried is bodyrotic, who has pretty strict rules on the extras. While I have moved away from looking for F.S lately, sometimes just a massage with a happyish ending leaves you a little disappointed.

 

I had heard that Bliss were a little more relaxed with their extra policies, and this grabbed my attention, if the session is going well, there is that latitude to get where I need to be!

 

Fought the traffic, lapped the block for what seemed like 50 times looking for parking. Got over it, and pulled into the parking station, once you get past the point of no return, you see the prices 0-30mins $5, 30-60 mins $19, and anything longer than that costs more than your car, even if your James Packer.

 

Walk into Bliss, get the usual blurb and intros. Meet 4 Girls, 1 no way, 1 reminded me of an ex… so not today, 1 why not, and 1 OH MY GOD !! hottest girl I have meet in this industry (to my taste). She introduced herself as Gabrille, a French Brazilian. With a butt typical of a Brazilian, big enough to grab your undivided attention, but not so big it is ridiculous… oh and tits to complement it as well….oh and a face to complement that as well…oh and a French accent to complement that as well. As you may tell that was the order I noticed them, and I kinda liked it! Only downer was a smell of smoke. Still as I tried to move the blood from one brain to the other, lets be smart.

 

Typically I have found the better looking they tend to be, the slacker the service. Lets check the lay of the land. The little voice is yelling, clarify everything before you get up there!!! The other voice is saying take all the money!

 

I ask about the extras, I get a little cheeky smile, and a hug, with a nibble on the ear, she whispers in my ear, “oh yes, I love to do more”.

“what does that mean?” I ask

“we start with a massage and a tease, and if the circumstances are right we go where you like” her reply.

Winner winner. Still only ever do 30mins on a first visit, plus parking would cost more than the session.

 

Up to the room, she puts me in the shower, and leaves. Room is small, neat, nothing like bodyrotic, but still more than adequate and well appointed. Out of the shower, and I wait. As I always do at bodyrotic, as a courtesy (even though it’s all part of the service) I ask “So its ok if I touch you?

She says “Oh no, no touching, that’s extra”

“How much?” I ask

“$50” she replies.

“and what can I touch?” I ask with real scepticism.

“Just up here” She points to her boobs

My Jaw must have hit the floor as my eyebrows hit the roof. I then realise she saw me coming, my questions about extras alerted her to the fact I had extra cash in my pocket and willing to get rid of it. If she wasn’t so hot I would have walked. She must have sensed it, and said but “I like you, so you can touch everywhere”.

Worth the $50 if the touch everywhere was the same as I had had at bodyrotic, which is almost a basic role reversal and your free to do what you like, as long at the little fellow stays millimetres away.

 

Hand the $50 over and we begin, she then says “You only booked 30mins we will just stick to the tease and massage”.

WTF!!! Ok not going to walk but not happy.

She starts a massage (really just hands on the back) then a few swipes of the tackle. A few pumps of the old fella under the table, and tells me to roll. At this point she has always positioned herself in a way that only gave me access to touch her bum, and outer thigh. I flip, and finally grab a boob…perfection, absolute perfection. She starts pumping away really quick, too quick and I tell her, she gives a little smile, slows momentarily. I see my chance and place my hands between her legs, she tenses up, and says not there, and moves her body back to a position where I can hardly get her left boob let alone anything else interesting. Again WTF! And again my face must have said it, and she saw it. Ok maybe I touched it the wrong way or a little hard, or a sharp nail.. but verbalise why, I’ll let it slide and try again.

 

She is back to pumping away, I can see she is trying to get me out. She gets up in 69 position as I am close, I finally get a touch of the magic garden. She doesn’t pull away this time, 5 secs later I pop. Fuck my Life! She then says “oh what a shame I was just getting horny”.

Then why did you finish me lady, could have backed off when I asked. I know its just a throw away line to hook me next time.

 

She says lets shower, In the shower we have small conversation. Strangely this was when she opened up a bit. During the massage I thought she must not like me, but in the shower was very affectionate, and open with conversation. Turns out she is not French Brazilian, just French, with a great bum. She is studying, and going to finish soon. She trying to find a way to stay, but worried they will make her leave. Then I get the feeling she is talking about marrying to stay..wow interesting idea imagine being married to her, I would never leave the house, but not falling for that. Then bizarrely we talk about Australian border protection policy, and she thinks it needs to be stronger and more rigorous. Explain that to me, this is the same girl who is looking for a loophole to stay???

 

I was out and back in the car after like 33 mins including walking and intros, Screwed again, parking just ticked over to next bracket.

 

Anyway nice girl at the end of the day! I guess I got scammed to a degree. I know I could have been more direct in the intro or be more proactive during the session, but that’s not me. I don’t like to be the bossy, and come off as an asshole, I know its all an illusion but want it to seem somewhat natural.

 

$160 for half an hour, $50 in extras, and $20 in parking. Was it worth it? Probably not, defiantly not for anyone else, but she was so Hot if I had my time over know what I know I probably would still do it. Will I go back? I am trying not to. $250 at bodyrotic will give you a hell of a time, or Massage and FS with some private girls.

 

Dam I typed heaps, sorry.  In fact this has got me horny, might hit up bodyrotic! Haha.

[Jellyballs]

Bodyrotic is far better value unless you find the right girl at bliss.She is away till March. The bodyrotic premises are far more inviting and the girls I have met are very friendly and far more reasonable.So I guess I know where you go next time

[jackdaniels]

Nice review mate. So she is definitely a smoker?

 

For me that is a major turn off.

[gurupub]

yeah she was a smoker... not an overpowering smell but I am like you and it was enough to get my attention.

[Buzzman]

The tactic you got here is common with girls at Bliss. Some do say quite plainly "no extras", but on SEVERAL occasions I have had sweet generalisations whispered in my ear at intro. "We can do lots more", "anything is available"..that sort of thing..then when you get in the room the only "extras" are touching..or the serious extras are just ridiculously priced. Got asked for 500$ for FS the other day.. same girl wanted 150 for covered BJ.  There are some hot girls there, but the extras pricing is like a cartel and they start super high, and hold them there

[gurupub]

The tactic you got here is common with girls at Bliss. Some do say quite plainly "no extras", but on SEVERAL occasions I have had sweet generalisations whispered in my ear at intro. "We can do lots more", "anything is available"..that sort of thing..then when you get in the room the only "extras" are touching..or the serious extras are just ridiculously priced. Got asked for 500$ for FS the other day.. same girl wanted 150 for covered BJ.  There are some hot girls there, but the extras pricing is like a cartel and they start super high, and hold them there

Its ridiculous, but obviously it must work for them as it is a common ongoing theme. I thought I was being smart by addressing it in the intro (quite pro active for me), but still got stung. The stupidity is, now after a few days and the juices build up, I am starting to think....maybe if I make a booking for 1hr with her, I might get get it. Shoot me now!

 

For those sort of prices you could see a private escort who is probably better looking or go to a place like Stiletto and have a better time.

Ever get FS Buzzman? what was the cost?

[Buzzman]

I have had FS there gurupub... unfortunately names are forgotten but on a couple of occasions I have stumped up FAR too much (300) because the girl was so hot and the dick was so hard.. I am sure you understand.. I also had a nice session with a girl i reviewed here, where FS was only 150..but that was unusual  (The FS was in a second session with her..not the one of the review where I did not take up the option)

[Mecurial1]

I am now always firm $50 CBJ, $100 BBBJ, $150 CIM, anything above then no sale. Have experienced the stiff cock has no boundaries thing before and paid over the odds but have vowed that I will not pay overs.

[andec]

I should have read this entry before I visited the other day.  I usually have a good experience at Bliss but on this occasion had the misfortune to choose Gabrielle.  Exactly as described above.  Gouging is the only word for it and I could have got a better tug from a machine - hard, fast, painful.  Not an experience to be repeated.

[gurupub]

I should have read this entry before I visited the other day.  I usually have a good experience at Bliss but on this occasion had the misfortune to choose Gabrielle.  Exactly as described above.  Gouging is the only word for it and I could have got a better tug from a machine - hard, fast, painful.  Not an experience to be repeated.

haha I always make this mistake as well, try to remember all the names from the review, then get there, go blank and make a bad choice.

 

Funny you write this today, yesterday I was in the area, and thought oh maybe i had a bad experience, maybe she is better now, should I give her another try? she is so hot...didnt get there..thank God!

[numbat101]

Thank you for the amusing review (at least the rest of us find it amusing).  It's fun to read about the ones that didn't quite go to plan...

 

I have never been to a R'n'T, because there are so many wonderful brothel and escort WL's who deliver everything they promise up-front.

 

However, very few of them seem to be skilled at massage!  The 'R' bit appeals to me more than the 'T'.

[gurupub]

Thank you for the amusing review (at least the rest of us find it amusing).  It's fun to read about the ones that didn't quite go to plan...

 

I have never been to a R'n'T, because there are so many wonderful brothel and escort WL's who deliver everything they promise up-front.

 

However, very few of them seem to be skilled at massage!  The 'R' bit appeals to me more than the 'T'.

I use to feel the same, but I found depending on the mood a R&T can be just as good if not better that FS with the right lady...like Dakota at bodyrotic.

 

I get more pissed off about a bad experience with a FS lady than a R&T