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  1. Sex Worker's Name: Lauren Hart
  2. Session Month: March
  3. Session Year: 2015
  4. Type of Service: Private Escort
  5. Service Provider's Email (if any): laurenhartmail@gmail.com
  6. Link to Website or Online Ad (if any): http://guide.punterplanet.com/escorts/lauren-hart_126.html
  7. Photos Authenticity: 100% Real
  8. Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $650
  9. Location where session took place: Victoria
  10. Session Day: Weekday
  11. Session Time: Daytime
  12. Estimated Age: 21 - 25
  13. Estimated Ethnic Group: Mixed Groups Origin
  14. Nationality (Leave blank if Australian): New Zealand
  15. Hair Colour: Brown
  16. Hair Length: Medium
  17. Eyes Colour: Brown
  18. Skin Colour: Olive
  19. Height: Average - Around 165 cm / 5'5"
  20. Body Shape: Athletic
  21. Estimated Body Size: 8 to 10
  22. Estimated Breast Size: AA to B (Small to Average)
  23. Enhanced breasts?: No
  24. Pubic Hair: All Waxed / Shaved
  25. Full Sex Available: Yes
  26. Kind of Experience: GFE/PSE Combined
  27. Kissing Available: Yes, DFK (Deep French Kissing)
  28. Blowjob: Yes
  29. DATY / Oral On Her: Yes
  30. Overall Looks: Model material
  31. Overall Personality: Fun
  32. Overall Performance: Out of this world!
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Private Escort - March 2015 - Lauren Hart

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Lauren and I follow each other on twitter, and have the occasional 140-character chat, but when it came time to organize the session, Lauren was very efficient and professional in responding.

 

While Lauren does look like her photographs, I was pleasantly surprised when she arrived. She was wearing a sleeveless floral mini-dress that showed off (and this was the surprise) a nice bubble butt and her overall athletic fitness. I soon learned that Lauren is a bit of a gym junkie. Even though I did not try, I am convinced walnuts could be cracked on her bum. My fingertips developed a mind of their own and they thoroughly wandered over every single contour of her beautiful body.

 

Why am I saying she is model material when she is athletic? The other day I was at the shopping centre, and I saw two promo girls promoting the local gym. They were definitely fitness models, and Lauren reminded me of one of them. So … Lauren is fitness model material, not fashion model material. And since most of us guys like fit bubble butts, not looking like a fashion model is a good thing.

 

She has lovely skin. She is Eurasian, and the Asian part gives her a lovely base skin tone, and the European part has a sprinkling of freckles. One day I would like to tie her up and count every freckle with my lips. And recheck the count. And, then once more, to be sure.

 

I found Lauren to be a very sweet down-to-earth girl. She was very approachable. And I found her Kiwi accent to be cute (yes, I REALLY liked the way she said “six”). She seemed to like kissing me, being kissed by me, cuddling, holding, touching…. She gave me one of the most pure GFEs I have had for quite awhile.

 

But somehow, mixed in with this wholesome GFE, she found ways to be extremely and excessively naughty. She coaxed a tsunami out of me. No, that is not exaggeration. Normally, after a release like that, I would be spent for a few days. But somehow, Lauren was able to … well … I renamed the little guy “Lazarus” because she raised him from the dead. (Aside … is this the first time in history a guy has renamed his little guy?) 

 

She is not Wreck-it Ralph, but she wrecked me. She did not give me a PSE, but my body felt like I had received one – even though my mind had received a loving GFE.

 

I made a gallant effort to return the favour (in a variety of ways) but … it is difficult to be at peak performance when one has been wrecked.

 

And “Lazarus” is still hibernating. Hopefully he will return soon.

 

Wow.

 

Highly recommended.

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hanseeno

Thanks for a great review of Lauren. Not only does see look amazing in her photos, she sounds amazing!!!!. I'm looking forward to eventually meeting her!!!

 

Well done anudda and Lauren

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gnomking

 

.She seemed to like kissing me, being kissed by me, cuddling, holding, touching…. She gave me one of the most pure GFEs I have had for quite awhile.
 

 

Nice review of your time with Lauren 

 

She does have a way of raising the dead  ;)

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Clandestine

 

 

I found Lauren to be a very sweet down-to-earth girl.
Then you found the true Lauren, AFG. :wub:  Definitely a young lady that you can enjoy visually, physically and mentally. (But the physical bit is the sexy bit) :P  :D

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maillotjaunde

Two words: told ya!

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Bob1111

Great review on Lauren Hart, thanks for that.

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half the fun

Thanks AFG, was only looking at Lauren's profile recently. Stunning pics and I certainly noticed her butt. :) . Best of luck with Lazarus .

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La Cucaracha

 

 

One day I would like to tie her up and count every freckle with my lips. And recheck the count. And, then once more, to be sure.

I don't think you're the first for that fantasy! :D  

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Sleep Walker

Lauren does indeed sound lovely, wonder if i can squeeze her into my list???

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Charlie

Well done anuddafatguy and Lauren Hart,

 

 

 

" Lauren is fitness model material, "

 

 

 

  ;)

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youme

Great review. Glad to hear you had such a great gfe/pse.

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Freddo

Yes, Lauren is gorgeous, very warm and giving....always giving top service. On top of all this she is a terrific person. Must catch up with her very soon as it has been too long.

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Rakatoey

Thanks for the review, I can't wait to see her again....soon

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Pargon

No fair… you get all the fun and all that training put into learning how to research companions becomes wasted if one of your reviews is there... it covering everything!

Lauren Hart is Ah-Maze-ing because the big man has said.

Thanks

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jackjeremy

she sounds so awesome

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