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March 2010 - Ladies for Gentlemen (Emma English) - Fucking Emma


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Like reading Jean Auel, like quaffing Bullers Calliope Shiraz, like eating a stinking hot malai kofta, like listening to Bomber Thompson's fourth consecutive grand final speech, or winning first prize in the FIA FIFA competition, fucking Emma is one of life's joys.

 

It's been a while since I got the sort of buzz from a first-time punt that I got from the first time with Emma. I have to say, the talent at LFG at the moment is excellent. The decision is tough: Tina, Charlotte, Mia, Emma, Danni, Kelly (to name a few). Mouth watering, nut wrenching talent! Maybe a tag-team, a reverse gang-bang, a marathon, doubles, triples or even quads. Who am I kidding? If I get over the line once in a booking I take a tattslotto ticket. OK back to the task at hand.

 

Emma's greeting as soon as she'd lead me to the room was a nice wet kiss and a gentle squeeze of the cods. Forthright? Yes.

 

Her instruction as I finished toweling off after the shower was “now come here and eat my pussy. Forthright? Yes. In addition to her pussy I had a good crack at everything else on the menu: huge breast fillet, tenderloin rump, shoulders, shanks and everything in between. After I'd eaten my fill at this quality buffet all that remained for Emma was a snag and a couple of meatballs. Being a "natural" gourmet, she adapted to the situation and dined heartily.

 

Emma's responses to all my questions and approaches were given in a very positive and welcoming manner. I'm not saying I'm weird or anything but there are a few quirky things I quite enjoy and Emma was all over them.

 

Emma's a pom but even so, yeah, I'd say she's a pleasant girl. She seems to enjoy her work. Doesn't stack on much of an act and all responses I'd judge as being real. Maybe she just closes her eyes and thinks of England. She is about 165cm tall, probably a dress size 12 and has really large breasts. I had no idea what size but a quick check back to Rumpole's review suggests a natural G-cup. If that's what Rump says then that's good enough for me I've crossed swords with him on such matters before. She has nice smooth, pommy skin and a lot of large freckles around her shoulders which belie her hair being dark brunette and not copper. I think I recall she said she was 25 years old and as I saw for myself, she has a smooth, naked pussy.

 

As suggested in other reviews, Emma's service is really spot-on. Enough energy, enough variety, the right amount of giving and taking, excellent kisser, great felatioist and a nice person to chat with after main event. The main event in this punt was, like everything else, very pleasant. A nice, long, low-gear grind in mish with continuous kissing. I think I can, I think I can.

 

Even though there's a little light heartedness in this review I want to leave the reader with the very clear impression that Emma is a really, really great puntee. She's a nice looking package with the good set of skills and a superb attitude to her client's requirements. Emma nudges her way into second place for "Overall Score" in the patented "FlexiRank" open-ended working lady rating system (Copywrite 2009) and third place on the "Price Weighted Scale". She won BOG for two of the twelve ranking categories and scored no wooden spoons. She is also current holder the LFG MVP perpetual trophy for autumn 2010. Well done young girl.

 

BTW this was a 30 minute punt which cost $140 plus $5 for the EFTPOS (new rule - cheap arseholes). Don't forget to ask for your FF points to be added to your card.

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