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HEARTBREAKERS ANONYMOUS


Roxanne Wilde

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My name is Roxanne, & I'm a HEARTBREAKER. I'm addicted to hunting & seducing every sweet thing that stumbles into my line of vision. The thrill is in the chase, & countless safaris spent hunting on sexual savannah have made me an expert marksman.

 

Throughout the journey that's been my sexual enlightenment, I've prescribed to logic that believes there are plenty more fish in the sea. However, my trait of relentlessly casting my net lands me in trouble time and time again. The beautiful catch by my feet never distracts me from searching the water for more. The fish now caught is a challenge left conquered, just another notch in a belt with no end.

 

As the years snowball, it becomes nearly impossible to remember all of my victims' names.

 

It eats at my soul like a cancer to know that I have played a central role in the pain & suffering of these people. They all believed me to be something & somebody I wasn't, & eventually this realization became something they all shared in common. They didn't appreciate feeling like they had been played, & I didn't enjoy deceiving them by withholding knowledge of how we would end.

 

Who knows... maybe I secretly hoped & wished that this time... THIS time... it would all end differently. However, the only constant that remains a central feature in my love life is my inclination towards having clandestine affairs.

 

Bitter experience has taught me that as soon as I have an affair while seeing somebody else, I must accept (if even on a subconscious level) that it will all eventually turn to shit. The only variable in this instance is just how badly it will all go, & how quickly.

 

The problem isn't a shortage of potential victims to become entangled with. Indeed, exactly the opposite is true. For too long, earnest victims have been willing to put their hearts on a plate for me to devour. However, I remain a slave to my own innate selfishness & greed.

 

I'm unable to be happy with just one flavour. It doesn't matter if my paddock is lush with prime blue cooch or freshly-minted clover - this little pony just has to crop grass from the other side of the fence.

 

Women & men are a lot more alike than most realise. Just like certain men, I also crave variety. When harnessed with the same pony for too long, this little Shetland starts getting... well... BORED.

 

There, I said it!

 

There's nothing more demoralising than the endless quest to keep things spicy & interesting in a long term partnership. The longer it creaks on, the more desperate the mission.

 

What first begins as an amusing way of keeping each other entertained soon becomes a grudge match of biblical proportions. God forbid, you should start upping the ante with each other. That's when you start creating illusions like glass ceilings of the mind.

 

You know the story - you both need greater stimulation in order to be aroused, & the same old tired face just doesn't cut it anymore.There's only one direction where that sort of behaviour goes, & that's south...

 

C'mon, I'm just telling it like it is!

 

In the end, it all starts to resemble an epic that has no discernible end in sight. At least others stories have a clearly defined end. Remember "Monkey Magic" on the ABC? They just had to reach India to find the sacred scrolls. Well, that never seemed like it was going to happen, did it?

 

That's childsplay compared to keeping the sex alive between two modern living adults. Ours is a mission peppered with the intangible, such as perfecting the BJ technique, how to use sex toys properly, or where to find porn that isn't a caricature. I'd take the Cook's tour of New Delhi anyday, thank you!

 

It's not for lack of trying...

 

Alas, I have attempted monogamy enough times to know that it's not for me. I've even walked down the aisle twice in a bid to prove to myself that I'm totally unsuited to matrimonial bliss. Behind lies a trail of carnage in my wake, hearts squished into the mud of my deficit. I wish I could have tried harder, been a better person & partner... but I'm not. So, boo hoo, let's get on with it.

 

I'm honest, brave & stupid enough to admit that I can't be faithful to anyone, regardless of how wonderful or giving they are. I've yet to have an adult relationship where I was successful in staying monogamous.

 

It simply isn't me.

 

Anyway, I have serious doubts about monogamy being a natural state of being for humans. If monogamy were normal, family trees wouldn't have branches & the gene pool would be more like a pond. In that instance, movies like 'Deliverance' & 'Wrong Turn' would be documentaries instead of fictional thrillers.

 

But that's a WHOOOOLE other story....

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