116 Hampden Rd Artarmon – 15/04/2010 – Fifi

Review by oldandbald

 

I had a couple of frustrating days at work, so decided on a punt to put myself in a better mood. I had originally intended to try “A Touch of Dream” at Roseville, but I turned up there and all ladies were busy. So the question – wait the 30 minutes reception tells me (maybe stretching to 45) or try elsewhere. Obviously, given the title of the post, I try elsewhere.

 

So, back on the train and two more stops down the line sees me at Artarmon. I am shown into a small room and told there are two ladies available. This room is tiny: the regular sized shower cubicle takes up a quarter of the room, a massage table takes up half. The door opens outward. Reception sees the look of concern on my face and reassures me “This is only a temporary waiting room”. The first lady arrives, accompanied by the sound of the back door being opened and closed. Perhaps she was summoned from the sister shop at 78a. The first lady is Jacqui (Jackie?) – nice smile, green bikini and A cups. I ask to see the other lady as well. This is Fifi. She does a friendlier introduction, so I go with her.

 

Fifi:

About 5’4”, a bigger lady, approaching size 12, C cups. Age I would have put at 30 something (but may be wrong – more on this later). Below she is trimmed to a small tuft. Oh, and oriental (Chinese I think) but that goes without saying at this place.

 

The Service:

We move to a larger room. I have the obligatory shower, and as I am drying myself off, Fifi returns and disrobes. We hug and kiss. Tongue is involved, but it isn’t really DFK. We move to the bed, lie down together and the hugging, kissing and groping continues. Fifi then has me lie face down while she kisses me from head to toe. A very pleasant experience, even if not as well executed as the catbath of some of the R&T ladies of my acquaintance. She then has me turn over, and there is the same treatment to the front. Of course Fifi finishes this treatment at my privates. She begins by sucking my balls, then licks the underside of my best friend and proceeds with a perfectly good BBBJ. During this, I notice in the mirror that she has what I took to be a birthmark about the size of a beer coaster at the base of her spine.

 

After a while of this, she applies the latex, and mounts in cowgirl and proceeds to hump away. At one stage she squeezes me tightly a couple of times and says “My pussy is eating your cock”. The cowgirl continues for some time, until she claims to have come (She wouldn’t fake it would she ) We then switched to missionary, and I worked away until I came. Fifi seemed involved. There were hugs and legs wrapped around me. So after all was done, I reached down to grasp the ring of the condom in the approved manner to ensure it remained on as I withdrew. It was nowhere to be found! Fifi Says “condom came off” (well yeah) and directs me to take a shower. She goes to another room for her shower.

 

She returns, and I offer apologies – certainly there was nothing planned on my part – but Fifi seemed unperturbed. She says “too much ‘pussy water’”. An adequate massage follows, then she asks me if I would like to massage her. I agree, so she lies face down and directs me to massage her back at the base of her spine; where the “birthmark” was. Turns out, it isn’t a birthmark, but a bruise. She wants the massage hard. I begin with my thumbs but cannot apply enough pressure to satisfy her, so I use the knuckles of my forefingers.

 

This over, we cuddle and chat. She asks the usual questions and some not so usual:

“Are you married?”

“No”

“Do you want to meet my friend – she is 46 with a 15 year old daughter?” This may be a clue to Fifi’s age.

 

Or

“Have you any children?”

“No”

“Have you had the Operation?”

Again “No”

 

She also offered to give me her mobile number – I declined.

 

So the Verdict:

I have had three punts at the 116/78a Hampden Rd sister shops and Fifi ranks in the middle – ie better than Sunny but falling short of Jane. I would see her again, but would not actively seek her. Might even try an alternative if there is a choice at my next visit.