Okay, what do you put in the water in Melbourne? Some sort of aphrodisiac that makes me want to punt? Well, regardless of last week's punting rampage (which actually started here in Sydney but with one of Melbourne's treasures), the plan of seeing Eve was an old one and until last Saturday, an unfulfilled one.

 

(SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)

 

Unfortunately, previous trips to Melbourne did not allow us to meet for one reason or another. Well, that's not 100% accurate; we did meet but just to shake hands and put a face to our online names. But as for hanky panky there had been none, which obviously became one of the longest forms of foreplay I've had.

 

Even this time it looked for a while that Eve would not work on this weekend but luckily, there was a change of plans that allowed her to work on the Saturday. The only question remaining was if I'd be able to perform at all after three nights of debauchery, being the previous one the most physically taxing due to the involvement of alcoholic drinks and a very late night. I wasn't looking very pretty with my puffy bags under my eyes but I hoped to be still functional.

 

Originally I meant to visit Eve at 11pm, but fortunately a change of plans allowed me to see her earlier, so I brought my booking forward to 7pm. An easy tram ride to the G. got me there in 15 minutes or so and right on the dot I was arriving at this great house of ill repute. I like punting at the Grosvenor; it's one of my personal traditions; a trip to Melbourne feels rather incomplete without it… and it had been a while really. I think I had not been there since I last saw the lovely Annalise (Crystal) around Easter. Good to see some familiar faces like the implacable buzzer master Beryl and the other lady at reception (not sure if Donna or Trudy). Unfortunately, one of the things of having a booking is that you miss out on an intro with the other girls, but I did manage to say hi to Mia as I was leaving.

 

Now, this should be all about Eve really! She was there when I arrived and she did remember me (even when I had not made the booking under the infamous AndyJ appellative)

 

(THE SEX BEGINS HERE)

 

I paid at reception and Eve led me to the room. After a quick inspection she left me there to have a shower and then came back with a drink I had requested (sadly for her not a fluorescent green one as she would've preferred, but a conservative Coke).

 

Others have described Eve, but for those new to her reviews, she's a size 10 blonde with shortish hair, average height, generous natural breasts and quite attractive. I know this will be very misleading but since I first saw her, she's always reminded me a bit of a more athletic version of Bessie Bardot. It must be the hairstyle.

 

We started with some nice DFK and getting our naughty bits warmed up, like for example trying the hotdog manoeuvre (name used by kind permission of Blundie) while we were still getting rid of Eve's lingerie. Once in bed, the kissing continued and gradually I made my way down to Eve's shaved heaven so I could pay my tribute. Now this was quite a unique experience and I don't think it technically qualifies as DATY. It did start as such though, but soon Eve was leading one of my fingers inside her, and not much later asking for another one, and from then on a love affair between Eve and my fingers developed. Now if I was waiting to a mellow GFE session, how wrong I was. I had to work that hand harder than what I usually have to work my tongue. By the way, this one was feeling a bit excluded but it was obvious that Eve wanted my fingers above all and they certainly did the trick.

 

I obviously was rewarded for it and I have to say that Eve's oral technique is one of a kind. Eve and Little AJ got on extremely well together. Soon it was rodeo time with this cowgirl jumping on top. It was an extremely energetic show, and it looks like that when your partner is as hot and horny as Eve, one is still able to gather enough force from who knows where.

 

But as I was doubting that I'd come by intercourse, it was time to introduce Eve to my Italian sliding (or hotdog manoeuvre as I wrote above) but properly this time, lubricant and all. Eve's buttocks are actually shaped for it and I let her know. So, after a while of sliding while kissing her, Little AJ couldn't handle it any longer and a messy finale was achieved this way. After cleaning ourselves, Eve asked me if I wanted a massage but I opted for just relaxing and having a very nice chat with her until Beryl kept reminding us that time was up.

 

Eve provides a kind of service that is rare to be found at a parlour, particularly with a hot chick like her. She's also someone very nice to talk to, and I can easily foresee an effortless jump into the private scene in a near future. She's loads of fun; sex on a stick basically. The amount of great reviews she has comes as no surprise, and I'm not even sure if I've been able to make her justice with this one. I hope I got close enough though.