Mattress Awards

My favorite accomplices for 2011, considered across a range of sex-related categories.

 

Shag Miles

A list of willing accomplices for 2011, including frequency and locations.

 

2012 Punting Objectives

Objective for 2012 is to continue in the swimming pool of doubles, the difference being this year I want the double to be with a WL and a transsexual.

 

27 January - Private (Antonia Amante (Nia)) - Breakfast of Champions

I was keen to try an escort at a $400 ph rate as my most expensive to date had been Ambrosia Rose at $300 ph. Nia proved to be a lovely girl and it was a great punt. Was a $400 ph girl twice as good as a $200 - $250 ph girl. I'll debate this with myself in my Fact and Fiction blog at some later time.

 

1 February - Collingwood Confidential (Mary) - aka Maryjane aka MJ

After meeting this girl in July 2009, I embarked on a string of bookings and a string of reviews. These and subsequent meetings took place across a number of brothels and even a handful of private bookings in hotels were arranged. Due to a minor disagreement which got out of control we took a six months break. Just before Christmas 2010 we patched things over and are back to the old shagging ways again. This review describes our most recent booking which typifies bookings with Mary.

 

2 March - Private Escort (TS Michelle) - Melbourne Tour

It was time for a change of scenery on the TS front. Not that I don't still enjoy Jennifer but she has been my almost exclusive TS WL for many years. As fate would have it, someone introduced me to the Cracker ad by Micelles just at the right time. It was a good punt but could have been better if Michelle was a little more feminine.

 

6 May - Fetish House (Mistress Misty) - A Brief Insight

It was time to try another BDSM experience and where better to go when this need arises than Fetish House in Huntingdale. This time is was a Mistress I’d not met before. Mistress Misty was a cute young second generation Asian girl who was very willing and able to help me scratch the itch.

 

26 May - Cromwell Manor (TS Eve) - Someone Had To Try This Place

It was time to try another TS experience and after go past Cromwell Manor many times it seemed like the place to go. It turned out to be a pretty average punt.

 

15 June - Candy Club (Suji) - Skillful and Pretty

After a number of fantastic reviews about Suji and with a free evening on my hands, I thought a catch up with her would not be the worst idea in the world. As it happened the services provided were very consistent with those that had been described by earlier punters. It was a very worthwhile 30 minutes booking.

 

13 July - Collingwood Confidential (Maryjane and Sarah) - My First Threesome - Six Thumbs Up

This was a long time in the planning but well worth the wait. A fantastic experience that ticked all the boxes I wanted ticked and then some. This may not be the only doubles I ever have but being the first (and possibly the best) it will always be fondly remembered. Thanks to the two accomplices for their generous efforts.

 

22 July – Ladies for Gentlemen (Georgia) - Muchas Besos Bonita

I had no intention of punting on this particular day but at the eleventh hour, just before leaving work, I recalled someone saying on the forum, that this infamous, historic, bordhellic institution of Punt Road had reopened its doors after a few months hiatus. Georgia turned out to be a worthwhile punt.

 

9 September – Private Escort (Halle of Melbourne) – Mauritian Lust

Some good pics and an itch for some coloured skin lead to a visit with Halle, a Mauritian born lass with smooth, dark skin and a sense of humour. There was a slight gap in expectation, possible due to the fact that she may not have read my earlier email. Lessons learned, always check and never assume.

 

16 September – Ladies for Gentlemen (Michelle) – Busty BBW

Another unplanned trip to LfG yielded a nice, even if a little bossy, BBW lady. But the trip was slightly tarnished by the greedy owners gauging seven dollars for the use of the EFTPOS facility. Since LfG changed hands it’s not a shadow of its former self. Only the fact that it’s so incredibly convenient keeps it on my list of places to visit.

 

20 September – Private Escort (Jenny In Melbourne) – The Real McCoy

More often than not, as punters, we experience pretty good sex, pretty engaging conversation and as a rule have a pretty good time. We walk away and afterwards may say to ourselves, well that was pretty bloody nice. Just occasionally, as punters, we meet a working lady who blows our socks off. Not since the fabulous and adorable Maryjane and the naughty and fun Emma English, has a first punt left me on such a high. Jenny may now take a probationary place on the podium in esteemed company.

 

7 October – Ladies for Gentlemen (Lisa) – A Lackluster Performance Or Has LFG Gone to the Dogs

This was a punt that should never have materialised. Having a bad intro at Cromwell Manor, I headed back towards Richmond Station. Unfortunately, thinking with the brain in my cock and not my head, I called into LFG for intros. Promising the world, I picked Thai Lisa, only to find she was a lying bitch and delivered the worst punt I can remember.

 

8 November - Naughty Times (TS Veronica) - Pretty Good Overall

I was feeling a little flat. I needed a distraction and decided to do something I hadn't done for years. It was risky. It may have made matters worse but on the other hand it might be just the fillip I was looking for. So after work I headed on over to Naughty Times for a blind TS punt. Actually it turned out to be a pretty good punt.

 

5 December - Naughty Times (TS Sheila) - Hawaiian Python

I've been enjoying a little resurgence with my favourite old shit hole, Naughty Times. This time it was TS Sheila. Sheila was only average in looks but apart from that was a fun and pleasant punt.

 

16 December - Private Escort (Maryjane) - Cum All Ye Faithful

Friday, 16 December 2011, was the end of the working year for me and I knew I'd be getting away during the middle part of the afternoon. It came to mind that there would be no better way to finish off my working, and punting year, than by spending a nice, long, relaxed afternoon/evening with my favourite working lady. MJ has been such a rich part of my punting life over the past two and a half years. I've grown to enjoy her company tremendously and her physicality in every way. I was an amazing experience. I will always have a warm spot in my heart and a tingle in my balls for that beautiful, adorable, warm-hearted young woman.