Finally the planets aligned and I was lucky enough to meet a living legend down in Melbourne, who on FIA alone has now over 20 reviews all dedicated to her. For whoever were chatting about a WL hall of fame, I think that figure speaks by itself.

 

(SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)

 

Despite Haley's popularity, there was no guarantee that I was going to join her legions of fans. After all, reviews or not, a sexual encounter is something very unique to each individual and often the magic of it depends on the chemistry between two human beings. But those 20 reviews certainly made me curious enough to go to The Main Course and try my luck; first at finding her and then with the rest.

 

I had been told on the phone that Haley was meant to be working on Saturday, and the fact was also confirmed to me by PM by a fellow punter. I wasn't sure if The Main Course is the right place to make a booking on the phone one day in advance; something told me that it wasn't, so I decided to venture there directly around 2 o'clock in the afternoon. Unlike other places where you could probably expect an empty house at that time, TMC was quite crowded and I felt a bit silly walking in and asking for Haley. I imagine the receptionist there has witnessed stranger things than that but after giving me a "as if…" kind of look, she informed me that Haley had just arrived, that there was another punter waiting for a 1 hour booking with her, and after checking the agenda, confirmed to me that the next available slot, will be at 4:30pm. She offered me a booking. I was a bit hesitant at the beginning but as she was going through Dr. Haley's appointments, I saw a girl arriving with a suitcase and greeting someone in the waiting room. It was Haley. When I saw how friendly she greeted the man waiting in the room, I took the 4:30 appointment.

 

I went to wait at an Internet café nearby and there I wrote a review about my previous day's misadventure. I also got a call from a FIA member who hasn't been online that often lately (I won't name him until I know this is okay with him) and he came by to say hi and have a drink… strictly orange juice for me since I suspected I was up for a fair bit of exercise. When he took off I decided to return to TMC a tad earlier to make sure my booking would be honoured. As it happened, someone had not shown up for his booking and I was able to go straight into mine 15 minutes earlier.

 

I was enthusiastically greeted by Haley who not surprisingly did not remember me but soon I would explain to her that we had never met, yet that I knew her online persona even when I only revealed my identity at the end of the booking.

 

(THE SEX BEGINS HERE)

 

Haley looks to me like a size 10 honey blonde, with hazel/green eyes, a lovely set of D cups and my favourite, buttocks which would be able to crack walnuts. Like many professionals who work with their body, such as a ballerina with strong legs, Haley has developed the muscles of her trade, which allow her to be extremely flexible and a master of sexual pirouettes. This is a very outgoing girl whose apparently shy online persona will fool you big time. I went expecting Haley to be a bit of an introvert but how wrong I was.

 

Not only the great kissing, but we were laughing and joking from the first minute, particularly when she discovered that my nipples were ticklish. She did torture me for a few seconds with that but then came a heavenly reward in the form of a fantastic BJ. I reciprocated with some oral on her that she took with a lot of joy and verbal encouragement if not great guidance and from this we switched to 69 where little AndyJ was sent to Cloud 9.

 

Round one finished with me rubbing in between her buttocks and coming on her back. With Haley and any form of tease, you get the impression that she takes it even further than most, knowing exactly what she's doing, by the same token you also get the impression that she'll know too where she'll draw the line.

 

After a fantastic round one, Haley asked me if I smoked, which I don't, but I don't mind if girls do. We did have a bit of chat about the reviews and I basically told her of how popular she was in the forums, to which she replied with all serious modesty "yes, there have been a few reviews" but I can tell that her interest was well away from the reviews and the forums and I thank her for that, since we had a great time talking about different things before we decided to go for round two. She sat on me, not with my willy inside her but just off for some more fantastic teasing. I couldn't resist any longer and I asked her to put a condom on me since I wanted to finish inside her. We went with some fantastic reverse cowboy, missionary, doggy, caterpillar. It felt so wet and warm inside her that coming a second time was made easy for me. She even said something really funny along the lines of "between your dick and my volcano, we have a tsunami going on". And it was true.

 

On my way out, Haley introduced me to Sylvan and I'm glad I had the chance to meet another TMC legend even if very briefly. I will be back for Haley, you can be sure of that and I ought to say, guys thank for the tip!