Malaysia - JB - Gentlemen's Salons (2006)
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New Hollywood Saloon
After getting my bearings in JB and locating the potential punting points I went back to my room and showered and changed (again). Walked the short distance past the touts trying to get me to buy their knock-off dvds and found myself talking to an older lady in front of the New Hollywood Gentleman's Saloon. She was offering massage for RM 30.00 which to my aching bones sounded alright (also I had heard that the woman out front is rarely the woman who provides the service). So I allowed her to drag me up the stairs into a dodgy looking room that looks like a hairdressers salon ... then through into an open area with a couple of massage tables ... and lots of women wandering through.
Anyway I was asked for the money which I passed over, then apparently there is some extra for RM 6.00 which I believe is the hand towel thing they use to de-sweat you. Finally I was allowed to lay down on the table ... face up ... no no no do not take off clothes. So I was about to get a massage for about $10 bucks and had to be dressed to get it ... ok. Massage was administered by an older unattractive Indonesian lady and was fairly ordinary for about 3 minutes and then I was asked if I wanted hot towel massage (wanky wanky) ... why not ... RM100 ... I don't think so ... RM 70 ... ok.
Out to the next room and another massage table ... still fully clothed. My pants were undone and a very rough handjob followed. This procedure was done in front of about 4 other ladies and I finished without any real enjoyment. Then I was back in my pants before I was even cleaned up. Damn messy women.
Then the massage continued this time three other women joined in ... 1 more Indonesian and 2 Chinese (who were a little younger but no more attractive) massage was very rough and done poorly to the point where I thought that I was going to need physio for weeks. Anyway after 45 minutes more of massage from 2 to 3 to sometimes 4 of these ladies it was time to walk out ... if I can ... my back felt like it had been broken and the blood flow to my brain had been all but cut off ... I was seeing black spots.
Anyway no permanent damage to anything. So my feeling about the saloons was pretty indifferent. Nice friendly ladies, enthusiastic but inept service.
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