Cabaret Club - Fortitude Valley QLD
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Well isn't this one of those places that I bet all the locals know about but don't want to share with any of us southerners. If I lived in Brisbane I think that I would find it very easy to spend a lot of time (and money) in this place.
Entry
Entry to Cabaret is obtained by navigating between the homeless and indigenous persons crowding the footpath and requesting your change and squeezing past the large bouncer into the foyer area where you find a little cloak room looking area (wo)manned by a pretty young lady who will happily relieve you of your $10 cover charge and then demand that you also contribute to the tips jar. Just a note here for members of the defence forces I noticed that a group of guys who entered ahead of me on my second night all showed army id cards and only paid $5 and didn't get hassled for a tip.
Lay of the Land
Once you leave the initial entry area you have a bar to your left, toilets to your right and ahead of you a flight of stairs descending to the main dance area. The top of the stairs is the furtherest into the club where you are permitted to use your phone. Down the stairs you have a large dance area. Immediately to the left is a second bar, which is opened only when it is busy. Around the walls are bench style seats (similar to those in Kittens in Sth Melbourne) that are kind of uncomfortable but where all the action happens (more later on this). In the back corner to the left is an area, which is hidden by partial partitions and is where the naked naughty dances happen. To the right in the back corner is a stage area of sorts with mirrors and a couple of poles. The front right area has a podium stage area.
Drinks
The drink prices are about usual for clubs but there are ways to maximise your drinking dollar. I didn't sample spirits but I did drink a number of crown lagers at $6.50 a stubbie. Now maximising your dollar here is done by paying exact money to the bar staff. Otherwise you will find that your change is immediately deposited into the tip jar (or if you don't allow this you will find your service at the bar gets very delayed from that point on).
Girls / Stage Dances
The Girls at Cabaret are not all the model type you would expect at somewhere like MG or Goldies in Melbourne but they are on the average much friendlier and certainly smilier (is that even a word??). They are very natural girls with curves (mostly natural curves) and really great attitude (mostly). A number of these girls are Melbourne girls (even a couple from Dallas) but all of them are good fun girls who seem to enjoy this place. In particular there were four girls that really got my attention.
- Bree is a lovely curvey blonde. She didn't smile much but had a very sexy pout and a great body. I met Bree on a quiet night and she allowed me a sample dance in the main room for $10 which she took off the price for the dance in the private area later.
- Ivy is the sort of girl who I could easily spend an entire pay on just watching the way she smiles. Making this girl laugh is not hard and is more than worth the effort (I think I love her * sigh *) She is a petite brunette from a south eastern Melbourne suburb and she is super cuddly (not fat but enjoys snuggling and cuddles) I also sampled Ivy in the private dance area.
- The third girl is another I could easily fall for but unfortunately I was drunk enough that her name has slipped my mind. This girl is a very tall brunette with tatts and a gorgeous goth look. Lots of leather and black is the uniform for this girl. Piercings and dark hair complete the goth look but the eyes are all smiles and fun. Spend a bit of time joking with this lady and the time will be an investment in your evening's fun.
- Lastly but not least is another lovely brunette with beautiful curves and an incredible smiling face. I also forget this beauty's name but she smells of coffee body cream.
The girls are required to periodically dance on the stage or podiums ... this is where they make their money (mostly) during their stage/podium/room time the girls strip to just G-string and then work the room. These girls offer short topless lap dances (usually 1-2 minutes but sometimes longer) for $5.
For $10 you get longer dances and for $20 the girl is naked (although this can sometimes occur with the cheaper dances if the girl likes you).
There are no feature shows at this place but with full contact (not genital) lap dances you cant fault this omission
Private dances
Private dances are where the girls really make the dollars. For $50 you get a private dance of about 15 minutes and get a fully naked girl writhing in your lap (a little dark in this area but that may be a good thing too. The dance you receive will generally depend a lot on the individual girl and how she related to you (no NOT a Tassie thing ... but how you have treated her etc) but the general rule is that the girl sets the rules as to what you can and cant do.
Anyway that's the general FAQs for Cabaret ... if anyone wants to know anything else I will be happy to assist if I can but would love to hear from locals if I have omitted anything.
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