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September 2010 - The Grosvenor (Cristal) - Porn Princess (PP)


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This was an unplanned punt. I felt in need of a distraction and decided a punt would provide the solution. I got out the "To Do" list and ran my eyes down the long list of names. First the as yet, untried recommendation from the boys online then on to the must redo candidates. There it was right in front of me. It stood out like dogs balls, just what I needed, a wild, raunchy romp with the porn princess. That's it, decision made, let's hope she's available. The lady at The G said she was and added "but you better make a booking or she won't be available by tonight".

 

I booked for 6pm for 30 minutes for $140. Went with the 30 minute option for two reason.. The first is because I already had something planned for later in the week and needed to economise and the second because I feared for my life. Last time I saw Cristal she'd just started at Butterflys and it was a hot old time but lately there have been many reports that Cristal has turned into a man eating, cock swallowing sex machine and I was more than a little frightened. OMG imagine if the rumors are true and we'll soon be witnessing a Cristal - Paris double complete with paramedic and defib kit.

 

After paying the receptionist, she sent me to the waiting room. It wasn't long before I could hear that Daphne-like voice (from Frasier) sending the previous punter on his way. I hope he was a clean prick. She came into the waiting room and it instantly brought back memories of our last encounter at Butterflys. She looked really great, gorgeous face, gorgeous body and those tits, wow. She wore a bikini-like garment which made her bum really stand out and I mean that in the nicest possible way.

 

Cristal didn't know me from a bar of soap. She said "Are you from the forums?" Then she said "What's your name?" Then with a hint of recognition, we exchanged a little banter about my previous visit, forum life, carrots and a few other things then she said, in that cute pommy accent, "Let me go and straighten up the room, I'm such a pig." I can only imagine what she didn't want me to see in there.

 

Cristal kneeled on the edge of the bed, still clothed in the sexy bikini thing and I came up behind and felt her all over as i filled my gaze in the mirror. She has lovely soft, long blonde hair and smooth skin. She has good body temperature reflective of the inner energy which I could sense, nervously, was about to explode. She told me to take off her bottom half which came off in two parts. The top part was a pair of super small hot pants and underneath was matching knickers. Her butt is a delight to look at and touch. Cristal's such a bossy bitch. I was enjoying the scenery and the tactile sensation of this perfect butt. Taking my sweet time like us old buggers like to do when she made me eat her. As I ate her arse, she pushed back hard on my mouth and tongue as she delivered a particularly frank dissertation on my actions and on me in general. Raunchy little fishwife. It was fun eating her arse though, I could have stayed there all night.

 

Maybe I shouldn't mention the carrot and the zucchini but holy shit I hadn't seen that before. With the zucchini firmly lodged in her twat, she replaced my tongue with the carrot. I didn't know whether to be indignant or excited. Ok I'm just kidding, it was exciting. After the vigorous DP, she removed them and lovingly started to suck them right in front of me. The greedy vegetarian scrubber wouldn't even share.

 

I'm stuffed if I can remember the order of the main course but there were vegetables intimately involved and it was very pornographic indeed. Excellent BJ, DAtY along the line somewhere, RCG, RCG plus carrot, CG, doggie, 69, mish, more BJ, HJ. I'm exhausted just writing about it. That girl is a man eating human dynamo. Like everything about Daphne, her BJ was full on, DT, gagging, lots of spit, felt terrific. Oh, I forgot to mention the kissing. It was nice and tongy and wet. Wasn't time for long periods of DFK but in 30 minutes something had to give, maybe next time I'll risk a longer booking. Maybe a quick physical first, just in case the old ticker isn't up to it.

 

We finished up with a firm BJ/HJ combo with a very explosive orgasm, don't know where it disappeared to, hmmm, strange that. First time I literally lost a load.

 

After I'd finished, Cristal settled down and became a normal person again. We had a few minutes to catch up on things about the industry. It was a nice chat. Boy she is a shit stirring, cheeky girl.

 

So will I be seeing Cristal, Daphne or whatever she calls herself again, the answer is a big carroty yes and it won't be 12 months between drinks like last time.

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