Naughty Time

Many years ago I accompanied a lady to a wedding. The deal was she’d pay me $100 for me to be her guest at the wedding. There was to be no sexual encounter. She was a bit older than me. I just thought she didn’t want to go to the wedding by herself. For me it was easy money until her ex-husband and teenage son came and started hassling me. I was embarrassed and didn’t want any drama. The woman and I started to leave. The ex was pissed and he followed us out of the reception centre. There was some pushing and shoving and I eventually hit him. The other guests broke it up. We managed to get in the woman’s car. As we drove away she was laughing and slapping the steering wheel. It turned out she wanted to bring some young guy as she knew that would upset her ex. She tipped me $10 ( my weekly wage was about $130) Sadly it put an end to my career as a gigolo. 
I was at a wedding in Thailand where a farang guy brought a six foot katoy as his guest. She was a stunner I was jealous. 
Oh, and I remember she gave me a cover story about our relationship. But no one asked me.

I went to a wedding reception many years ago and one of the guests clearly was accompanied by an escort. Her attire was utterly sensational, side slits up to her armpits, huge fake breasts barely held in her dress, stripper shoes (clear plastic with enormous stilletto heels).

 

My wife kept telling me to stop staring and put my tongue back into my mouth. 

 

I  was acquainted with the guy and he got me to act as accountant for a brothel.

 

 

I am an escort and I had someone book me as a plus one for a wedding.

It was... Unusual, to say the least.

Obviously I knew I was coming as his date but the lies he told!

He didn't debrief me about any of them either so the whole night I was doing mental gymnastics keeping up with all his lies and he was swanning around like a king, lol.

If you do take an escort to a wedding make sure you have an agreed upon back story you both stick too.

Acting costs extra?

Never happened to me but I was invited to a former escorts wedding, she married a former client.

I didnt go it was a bit too weird for me.

22 hours ago, asics kayano said:

Never happened to me but I was invited to a former escorts wedding, she married a former client.

I didnt go it was a bit too weird for me.

 

That's insane! Client musta been hella stacked, maybe both ways...

LOL  Thats hilarious.  I've heard people do this.

I was at a work Christmas party in my younger years and i could have sworn one of the guys brought an escort.  Though in those days no one asked questions and everything was hunky dorry.

But a wedding?  No way, i would never do it.  These days too many photographers and too many questions would be asked later. 

And there would be nothing to prove by doing it anyway.

On 28/01/2022 at 9:39 PM, Jeff6969 said:

LOL  Thats hilarious.  I've heard people do this.

I was at a work Christmas party in my younger years and i could have sworn one of the guys brought an escort.  Though in those days no one asked questions and everything was hunky dorry.

But a wedding?  No way, i would never do it.  These days too many photographers and too many questions would be asked later. 

And there would be nothing to prove by doing it anyway.

but some people just don't give a fuck. it would be a story for the ages. A group of my mates claim to have hired an escort in all her attire to get them beers at the cricket at the GABBA in all her finery for two hours. And we still talk about it years later

12 hours ago, Spike said:

A group of my mates claim to have hired an escort in all her attire to get them beers at the cricket at the GABBA in all her finery for two hours. And we still talk about it years later

Yes but i think a cricket game and a wedding are two different things.  Hiring the escort for the cricket would be a great idea  lol

sounds like fun 

Haha