City: BrisbaneLocation: QLD
As a late bloomer WL I would write a magnificent book about the funny side of being a WL and some of the wonderful interactions with humans we have.
Because you can always have sex with a smile
Just add humour. This is not to offend, but to add a smile instead.
It’s easy to become cynical in this fascinating industry, so sometimes, it’s best to add humour.
As an escort is a service, let’s replace it with another service, such as an appointment with your dentist.
SO … next time you make a dentist appointment, would you do any of the following?
Ask for a freebie because you turned 21.
Ask for a special, because you have a hot body.
Ask if you get a discount if you are super fast.
Ask what you could do for 15 minutes.
Offer ‘gear’ for services.
Ask for a discount, because you have nice teeth.
Ask for a special, because you are good looking.
Ask the dentist to visit your home, but if there is a particular model of car in the driveway, not to knock on the door, till it leaves.
Send lots of photos of your teeth, before an appointment.
Tell your dentist how big and special your teeth are.