10 things I learnt my 1st week as an escort
So I've been meaning to write this since my 1st week, have mentally composed it several times but of course now I put pen to paper my well thought out blog has gone out the window, or should I say out of my brain? Lol.
Anyway here goes -better late then never!
10 things I learnt my 1st week as an escort
1. To get ready FAST. My full face of makeup that used to take me 40 mins I got down to 15mins by the end of the week. Which leads me to number 2...
2. Guys that want no make-up dont tell me that before the booking.
3. That sharing a bathroom with another anal specialist 'interesting' situations can arise (picture 2 girls rushing to douche before a client and only 1 bathroom)
4. That in future I will ALWAYS have my own bathroom -lol
5. That Murphy's Law decrees 3 people will always want the same time slot (and no other time slot will do) and that I have a knack of giving that slot to a no show
6. How quickly the body is trained to associate things.
By the end of the week I was getting turned on hearing a client in the shower because my body had learned that followed by that sound comes sex!
7. That quite a few guys must not wash their butt cracks because despite having just had a shower they have 'cling ons' (handy hint; If you want a lady's face in your crack shampoo is best to get rid of any lingering smells)
8. That a well worded and polite enquiry text can really light up your day after a day full of mere 'hey' texts.
9. That I'm like a dear in headlights on the phone and really need to get a better phone so I can HEAR people better -lol
(really, don't ring thinking you will get a better 'feel' for me, I tend to freeze up and not be able to think but am a totally relaxed in person)
10. That I actually LOVE this work and get to meet so many great people. The occasional not so nice person but the good people outweigh the bad 10 -1
So there you have it, 10 things I learnt my 1st week as an escort.
I also learnt that stubble rash in your butt crack is not fun -so better make that 11 things.
I hope you enjoy my crazy journey into this new life as much as I do
Honey xx
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