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The Unreal Bachelor


ian80au

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As we know there has been a quite a bit of hoopla of late over the TV Show The Bachelor where they had broken up before the final episode went to air.

 

Well as much as I despise reality TV, Even though I will confess I’ve never watched the show but have seen the trailers to get a gage of things and in my view the show is totally unrealistic.

 

The bloke featured is always some hunk with a body that makes him look like he spends his every waking moment in a gym and wouldn’t be out of place in a WWE ring, you would think would have no trouble at all meeting the lady of his dreams.

 

As for the women on the show who try to woo him. They’re all girl next door types at worst. They’re probably really beating men off with a kendo stick.

 

If they want to make the show more realistic then perhaps the bachelor should be somebody like me. (Knowing full well that I wouldn’t get past the first audition) I’d put myself into the Jack Black category, not the best looking bloke in the world and on the podgy side, but I try to make up for it with other attributes.

 

A former female friend of mine once asked me, “What do I have to offer?” To be honest I had to think about it for a while so I came up with the following:

 

Somebody who is loyal, supportive and has respect for women, who is domestically self sufficient, have my own place and gamefully employed. That's just off the top of my head but I hope that would be good. I'm the first to admit that I have flaws but I feel I have good things to offer.

 

With any of the ladies that feature I’d be batting well above my average, I’d be like the bloke in that Carlton Mid ad, except I wouldn’t be trying to have al my mates there at the same time.

 

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Awesome. Had forgotten about that song.....

Not so awesome: Didn't know they had broken up before the Final :( I hope he at least shagged her!

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Well who knows. Also anybody ever see that episode of Family Guy called Brian The Bachelor. Basically a piss take.

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How is this program on TV?! It is ridiculous.. I mean C'MON people!! I cannot believe that people actually sit down and watch this week in week out.

 

He is a complete bullsh***er. "Oh I just want a genuine and honest person in my life that I can cherish and that loves my Mum as much as I do" Seriously?? We can see riiiiight through you buddy. What you really mean is "Fuck yes, as soon as this shit program is over I'm going to get soooo laid".  

 

Fair enough though, I can see why the bachelor wants to be on the program, it's a constant ego boost and he's going to be recognised in the bar for like... a year tops. But the girls on there. I don't know why they do it. Each to their own I suppose! Ian80au don't worry, nice girls aren't that shallow, we all have flaws and someone who doesn't like you for them can do one;) Plus any one dumb enough to want to get engaged after a few dates doesn't have their head screwed on right so you wouldn't be batting above your average!

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Hope you're right. Cause I don't want to be a punter for life. Hope your right about the not being shallow as well

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Now I've heard they're doing another series. And I still haven't got a phone call. Fuck you Channel 10

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How is this program on TV?! It is ridiculous.. I mean C'MON people!! I cannot believe that people actually sit down and watch this week in week out.

 

He is a complete bullsh***er. "Oh I just want a genuine and honest person in my life that I can cherish and that loves my Mum as much as I do" Seriously?? We can see riiiiight through you buddy. What you really mean is "Fuck yes, as soon as this shit program is over I'm going to get soooo laid".  

 

Fair enough though, I can see why the bachelor wants to be on the program, it's a constant ego boost and he's going to be recognised in the bar for like... a year tops. But the girls on there. I don't know why they do it. Each to their own I suppose! Ian80au don't worry, nice girls aren't that shallow, we all have flaws and someone who doesn't like you for them can do one;) Plus any one dumb enough to want to get engaged after a few dates doesn't have their head screwed on right so you wouldn't be batting above your average!

Well it seems they do

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