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5 Reasons Being a Male Porn Star Is Less Fun Than It Looks


CaptainDarling

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Porn stars have it made. On the surface, "have sex with beautiful people for money" sounds like a no-brainer, but while it can be a "dream," not enough people put emphasis on the "job" part. Cracked sat down with Lance Hart, veteran porn star, pornographer, and all around porn-type guy, to get the lowdown on getting down for a camera. Here's what we learned:

 

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You might eyeball a guy's dong and think "He's not that big," and then he puts it in your ass and you realize just how large the head is. Here's a bit of folksy wisdom: You never know what something's going to feel like in your butt until it goes in your butt. There you go, kids: That's the new YOLO.

 

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And there are the hidden pitfalls of exploring fetishes: For example, I had no idea I'd be turned on by clowns. But a couple of months ago, I was filming with this girl and got fucked in the ass by Harley Quinn (the Joker's girlfriend) while I was dressed as Robin. For the next clip, she was like, "I'm already Harley, so let's just put some clown makeup on you," and, well ... I guess I like clown porn now.

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angel-baybe monet

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I laughed so hard at the last paragraphy 'I guess I like clown porn now'

 

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

 

Hmmm...kind of like when males stupidly say 'I think I'd be a great jigalow'

 

 

REALITY CHECK

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Harley Quinn is an awesome clown though, she's probably the only clown I'd been turned on by. She's way too hot for joker, but hey, there both just clowns

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Anthony Martinez

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Hello, 

Is possible have a few questions about male escort?

 

I would like to start doing private male escort but I have never done it before. 

I would be appreciate if you could tell me how is with male escort here in Sydney. If the woman are even interest. And as well where to start if I wanna do this job.

 

I am 34 years old guy from Czech Republic. Living in Sydney for almost 2 years. I am 174cm high and 83kg, blue eyes, short light brown hair.

 

Thank you so much for your time 

 

Have a nice day 

 

Lukas 
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