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Why girls like fucking girls


angel-baybe monet

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Hello all! Hope you had a Fucking Great Weekend! ;)

 

Now to answer the question which 99% of my bookings/the world/everyone on this planet asks me...... the ol' cliched; 'Which do you prefer? Sex with men or women?'

 

The answer is......

 

Men.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No, I lie. It's actually women...

 

 

 

 

 

GOTHCYA AGAIN!!!!!

 

 

 

 

It's actually no answer because...

IM A FUCKING NYMPHOMAINIAC-DONT FUCKING ASK ME, ILL FUCK ANYTHING AND LOVE THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Bahahahaha!

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, that's true. I am a nympho. But the honest to goodness boring lame-ass answer is......

 

 

 

 

it depends on the person.

 

 

 

 

 

Cock? Pussy? I've had my fair share of both and had cray cray psychotics attached to both of them.

 

We all know what hetero sex is like...(I hope). But I know a lot of you wonder about the mysteries of girl-on-girl..so let me educate you as to why I'm a girl who likes fucking girls (so much so, that I only fucked girls in my personal life for many many years)

  • Being with a woman has the edge because women know what other women want and need
  • There's no fear of unwanted pregnancy
  • Lesbians who desire penetration can achieve that with the use of strap-ons, (but don't be fooled into believing that all lesbians use them because they don't) Penetration isn't necessary for sexual pleasure, anyone who thinks it is needs to learn more about the human body and how it works.
  • Women are intuitive and understanding.

An even better reason? My ex girlfriend could make me multiple orgasm every Single Fucking Time. Even the First Fucking Time we Fucked. Gawd Dayaaaam.

 

My ex boyfriend on the other hand? Took ages to make me cum ('OOOOH IM SO CLOSE! IM SO CLOSE! FUCK MY CLITORIS IS OVER THERE YOU FUCKING NUMBSKULL..!') and then we he finally-felt-like-5-years-later-oh-wait-it-actually-was knew what got my rocks off-POOF! Became a lazy fucking sod.

 

 

The truth is. It's easier fucking girls if you're a girl cos they know what you like. For that reason, I highly recommend you get a guy to suck you off if you're a male.

Do what you boys so..watch some footy, sit around drinking beer, sucking each other off why not?

 

Girls are ALL secretly bisexual lesbians and we're all pillow-fighting when we hangout with the girls 'it's code for 'let's lick pretty pink pussy all night and rub each others titties in the shower!' Giggle-bounce!

 

 

Mwahahahaha.

 

 

Have a happy horny night everyone

 

Fuck Me Long Time,

Triple X

 

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I'll pass on the sucking off but it's a good read. I do wonder how many girls are really bi or just adding to the services.

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CaptainDarling

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So if I said that:

 

There is no such thing as a Lesbian, just a woman that hasn't met the right man yet! - I guess you wouldn't be on board for that huh? Lol

 

But I can imagine there are some “Traditional” readers out there tut-tutting and shaking their empty little prejudiced and judgemental heads.

 

Lololololololol

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angel-baybe monet

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If you want true lesbians/bi's go to the strippers! More gays than you can poke a dildo at!

 

When I danced at kittens, there were 6 girls in the backroom one night..5 out of six were fucking girls ;)

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angel-baybe monet

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My parents were more upset when I came out than when I told them I was an escort....

 

(I'M NOT GAY. I JUST LOVE SEX. I THOUGHT I WAS GAY IN THE PAST, but hey, fuck labels)

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angel-baybe monet

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Mal!!!! Don't you DARE!

 

I hear that ALL the time.

Don't get me wrong...I love being fucked hard and screwed up against the wall by a man..

 

but i'm little...a girl can do that too ;) Tee hee

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CaptainDarling

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I have a couple of neighbours that are Leza's.

One night, when the wine was flowing freely we covered a fair bit of ground.  I asked them for their take on several matters various and diverse.

My favourite provoke a response question is “So which one of you is the man in the relationship”?

They're more used my rough and ready jokes now - so recently, when one was having a birthday, I said “I'd better not kiss you in case I turn you straight and wreck your relationship!”

I escaped with my life -  just...

:P

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