Today I had a lunch date with a client at a local restaurant. The food was yummy and the service, attentive. I was PISSED.
Overservice generally annoys the hell outta me.
You see, I LOVE food. To me, food and sex are equal partners in the realm of the orgasmic sensual experience.
Take away my sex, I get pissed. Take away my food, I'm livid.
Everything would have been FINE. If the waitress had just not asked me five times how my meal was-----I felt like answering (through a full mouth, cos of course they always ask you mid-chew) 'It was fine, until now'.
Though I am a luxury escort, I find my most pleasurable experiences with my sugar daddies are not at the Crown Casino...but rather, at a dive down in Chinatown...a dingy coffeehouse..stuffing my fave with Effy's kebabs...(when not fucking of course). I find underservice to be generally better than overservice.
which leads me to sex........
I have a good client who told me he loves fucking me because I 'go with the flow' and dont ask halfway if he likes it or not or if he wants something else. He told me of a story etched into his mind of an escort who asked questions at inappropriate moments (like when sucking his dick) and then asking his nationality, while getting off/was riding him.
It makes me cringe. Poor guy, he was scarred by this.
OF COURSE, I am attentive. But if i can't read and feel body language and what someone's into, I'm in the wrong industry. That's for others to bongle. Like the non-prescription-glasses-wearing-'cool'-edgy-waitress...
In the eagerness to please of the hipster waitress, I couldnt talk as each sentence was interrupted by 'How is everything?' and 'how's the food?' (LET ME TASTE THE GODDAMN FOOD AND ENJOY MY F$#King MEAL)
Be attentive. REACT and RESPOND when needed.
Bruce Lee once said
“You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.”
And in the words of Angel-Baybe Monet----
'Let me cum in peace' (bitch)