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Deformed Freak Born Without Penis


CaptainDarling

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NORFOLK, VA—In an alarming case that has baffled and repulsed many, sources confirmed Tuesday that a severely deformed freak born without a penis has managed to live with the condition for over 26 years.

The bizarre, monstrous human specimen was reportedly born with no other noticeable maladies and has, amazingly enough, attempted to lead a normal, albeit severely impaired life despite possessing no male genitalia whatsoever.

“We first noticed something was off about three months into the pregnancy, and I was of course horrified,” said Dr. Mark Joules, the obstetrician who delivered the grotesque—some would say subhuman—abhorrence of nature. “You could clearly see in the ultrasound that a penis and testicles were not developing as one would hope—or at all, in fact—and we immediately knew something was terribly, terribly wrong.”

“Had we caught it earlier, we most likely would have recommended that the pregnancy be terminated,” Joules continued. “But it was unfortunately too late at that point, so we were forced to deliver the baby as planned and just pray that it could get by in that state. We did our best, but with such a horrible and incredibly crippling deformity, there wasn’t much hope to be had.”

According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect.

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/deformed-freak-born-without-penis,34732/

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Perchance2dream

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Lmao!!! Thank you Blake's that's gold :) (dam I hope I read that right or I must look like a heartless bitch right now)

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I think you read it correctly P2d. I was waiting for the sentence "Due to his condition, he suffers debilitating bleeding once a month from where his penis should be. ;)

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Taylor Alexander

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I wanted to shed a tear reading this, we all whinge about ourselves. but to walk a day in this person's foot step's , would be a hard thing.

But one has to ask what is the definition of beauty vs the definition of ugly ???

This has been proven to be at best subjective. Considering we all find different people attractive.

 

I for one would walk down the street proudly with this person because if the heart is warm it would be worth more than a thousand heart's of stone.

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CaptainDarling

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From the rest of the ***linked*** article:

 

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Sources confirmed that, unfortunately, such cases are actually quite common, with roughly one in every two babies afflicted with the lifelong disfigurement.

 

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It's OK blakes7, I got the joke. :)

 

And Serena, sometimes I wish I hadn't been born with one.

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