The funniest booking ever: crack fucker
Hahahaha
this was an hilarious experience, somehow a bit freightning too.
But here we go, the detail:
1. The contact: hello Nayla, I will be in BRisbane XXX night. Tell about availability and usual bla bla bla stuff
Nayla replies: Yes, I will be available that night around X time.
And the conversation goes for ages (via text message).
The most incredible thing is, the guy empahized "I am looking only at GFE" in the other hand he requests for the shortest skirt I have and stockings. (a bit contraditory in my opinion, but this is not about my opinion but about the overall experience).
The day arrives, and I have another text from him "I saw you offer the kinky service" ... I explained to him what it includes and the cost. His reply "pity you don't take credit cards".
My immediate response was "where do you expect me to swipe it?". He got my point straight away
Here I go to my booking, with a dress that is so so so so short that my stocking, undies (Black) and garter are showing up ... No wonder the smile on the taxi driver's face.
Cutting the story short to the funny part:
The guy is not the GFE type at all: he likes stretching, "choking", rimming, etc etc etc
To which I politely warn him.
at the end of our 3rd hour, the guy is massaging my back (I find them quite distracting, no one ever finished a proper massage on me) whn suddenly his erected cock just aligns with my butt crack, that must have been slippery due to you know why, right?
He thrust, moans, groans and he cums over my butt crack.
Next thing I notice, he lies down in the bed next to me with a huge smile and sparkling eyes.
First thing that comes to my mind "he thinks he fucked me without a condom or he really is a crackfucker" .... he promptly grabs a towel and cleans me up with that SPARKLE, you don't have a clue he was floating on cloud 9. I had an urge to laugh loud, as I was LOST.
We talk and I ask him "you are not the GFE type guy, why you requested for it", he comes with that kind of reply that makes no sense at all (for me).
I shower, collect my items and have to go and so does he.
As soon as I find myself alone waiting for my taxi to pick me up, I laugh non-stop for a while ...And that definately made my weekend. for all the various reasons: non-GFE type, the "shy" guy on the phone, and the crackfuck
Not complaining of the no-sex/ intercourse session, at all .. as this wouldn't be my first neither last experience, I enjoy being with a gent being shagged hard or soft, or not being shagged at all
Just a note: if you read this, please don't kill me. I didn't want to ruin your sweet and amazing smile and that sparkle in your eyes
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