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The funniest booking ever: crack fucker


NaylaD

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Hahahaha

 

this was an hilarious experience, somehow a bit freightning too.

 

But here we go, the detail:

1. The contact: hello Nayla, I will be in BRisbane XXX night. Tell about availability and usual bla bla bla stuff

Nayla replies: Yes, I will be available that night around X time.

 

And the conversation goes for ages (via text message).

 

The most incredible thing is, the guy empahized "I am looking only at GFE" in the other hand he requests for the shortest skirt I have and stockings. :o (a bit contraditory in my opinion, but this is not about my opinion but about the overall experience).

 

The day arrives, and I have another text from him "I saw you offer the kinky service" ... I explained to him what it includes and the cost. His reply "pity you don't take credit cards".

My immediate response was "where do you expect me to swipe it?". He got my point straight away :D

 

 

Here I go to my booking, with a dress that is so so so so short that my stocking, undies (Black) and garter are showing up ... No wonder the smile on the taxi driver's face.

 

Cutting the story short to the funny part:

The guy is not the GFE type at all: he likes stretching, "choking", rimming, etc etc etc

To which I politely warn him.

at the end of our 3rd hour, the guy is massaging my back (I find them quite distracting, no one ever finished a proper massage on me) whn suddenly his erected cock just aligns with my butt crack, that must have been slippery due to you know why, right?

He thrust, moans, groans and he cums over my butt crack.

 

Next thing I notice, he lies down in the bed next to me with a huge smile and sparkling eyes.

 

First thing that comes to my mind "he thinks he fucked me without a condom or he really is a crackfucker" .... he promptly grabs a towel and cleans me up with that SPARKLE, you don't have a clue he was floating on cloud 9. I had an urge to laugh loud, as I was LOST.

 

We talk and I ask him "you are not the GFE type guy, why you requested for it", he comes with that kind of reply that makes no sense at all (for me).

 

I shower, collect my items and have to go and so does he.

 

As soon as I find myself alone waiting for my taxi to pick me up, I laugh non-stop for a while ...And that definately made my weekend. for all the various reasons: non-GFE type, the "shy" guy on the phone, and the crackfuck :wub:

Not complaining of the no-sex/ intercourse session, at all .. as this wouldn't be my first neither last experience, I enjoy being with a gent being shagged hard or soft, or not being shagged at all

 

Just a note: if you read this, please don't kill me. I didn't want to ruin your sweet and amazing smile and that sparkle in your eyes ;)

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guess if I read this correctly 3 hours of foreplay was to much and a bit of Italian sliding was all it took.

 

Can be quite hot doing that.... wont say its better than intercourse but is pretty dam good sometimes sliding on a very sexy ass.

 

although on re-reading in his mind foreplay started several days previously with the texting, so cant blame the guy at all, it would seem your replies must have done a great job of building the anticipation.

 

Don't really have full context of what transpired with you, but way back in my early youth when dating nice girls who didn't want to go to far, "italian sliding" more than once had me smiling stupidly and a very happy guy. A true "nice GFE" if you will.

 

Have also in more recent years repeated at a RnT place same thing.

 

Glad you enjoyed, as it seems he did.

 

on the other hand it could be just roaming close to forbidden territory was enough   :)

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Can be quite hot doing that.... wont say its better than intercourse but is pretty dam good sometimes sliding on a very sexy ass.

 

I love sliding up and down, in this case was the opposite, he was sliding on me. Which took me by surprise hence the final result I guess ... It wasn't a normal booking, as much of the preconceived ideas, were out of order I guess

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If you enjoyed it and he enjoyed it, that is what it is all about. You may have burst his fantasy with this blog, but I suspect he would still have a smile on his face regardless.

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Another happy punter Nayla, think I will drive taxis after all your stories

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If you enjoyed it and he enjoyed it, that is what it is all about.

Agreee with you 100000%

 

 

Another happy punter Nayla, think I will drive taxis after all your stories

You can be my personal taxi driver, if you want :D

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CaptainDarling

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Har,

 

sounds like he said “GFE” purely because of the price - but her really wanted the full package i.e. a walk hand in hand on a beach, a quick inexpensive wedding, and then a tour of a brewery for the honeymoon.

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Hi Nayla

I've read everything posted here and what else can I say but - it cracked me up!

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Are you a cracks guy too? :P

 

I've peaked through them, let things fall between them and sometimes got my fingers stuck in them , so does that qualify me?

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I've peaked through them, let things fall between them and sometimes got my fingers stuck in them , so does that qualify me?

 

yes it does

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