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Hygiene Etiquette


NaylaD

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Hello,

 

This is a follow-up to my previous post... Since I don't like to make critiques that won't help growing or to benefit from, this post will give you some ideas of how to make your time with us ladies memorable and very very pleasant.

  1. Brush you teeth, and you can also use mouth wash
  2. Take a shower and scrub your inner parts (with soap or shower gel)
  3. Wash your hair
  4. Brush and clip your nails
  5. Shave and trim your hairs
  6. Clean your ears
  7. Wear deodorant
  8. Wear clean clothes and underwear
  9. Wear a cologne or perfume
  10. You are ready to go.

 

Anyone else, has more items to be added to the list?

 

Cheers

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So many choices to be made.

 

One could either floss ones teeth or leave dead animals between the teeth for the escorts consumption during DFK. Don't expect any appreciation from an escort for leaving all this rotten food cached away in ones mouth.

 

One could smoke up big time just before the booking to give an escort a "licking the ashtray DFK experience" or steady down on the smokes beforehand for freshness of breath.

 

Same with the coffee. Nothing like a dozen cappucinos to give the breath a certain harshness readily detectable by an escort who drinks little or no coffee. Great way to discourage an escort from offering DFK.

 

Perhaps there is nothing to match a big feed of garlic to give the breath that really revolting odour to prepare for a DFK session, if one doesn't mind escort running out the door screaming.

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So many choices to be made.

 

One could either floss ones teeth or leave dead animals between the teeth for the escorts consumption during DFK. Don't expect any appreciation from an escort for leaving all this rotten food cached away in ones mouth.

 

One could smoke up big time just before the booking to give an escort a "licking the ashtray DFK experience" or steady down on the smokes beforehand for freshness of breath.

 

Same with the coffee. Nothing like a dozen cappucinos to give the breath a certain harshness readily detectable by an escort who drinks little or no coffee. Great way to discourage an escort from offering DFK.

 

Perhaps there is nothing to match a big feed of garlic to give the breath that really revolting odour to prepare for a DFK session, if one doesn't mind escort running out the door screaming.

 

 

I am still laughing Kirsis... Thank you for your feedback!!

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CaptainDarling

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Avoid gassy drinks prior to sex that might give you the beer burps.

Wear your best underpants. She will be noticing to find out how cheap you are.

No peeing in the shower

If you are unwell, stay home and wank instead

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Avoid gassy drinks prior to sex that might give you the beer burps.

Wear your best underpants. She will be noticing to find out how cheap you are.

No peeing in the shower

If you are unwell, stay home and wank instead

 

 

That was funny "if you are unwell, stay home and wank instead"

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Serena Vincente

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For A BBBJ to Remember foreskin of little john should be pulled back and cheese removed

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For A BBBJ to Remember foreskin of little john should be pulled back and cheese removed

 

Serena, that is extremely important ... otherwise it becomes disgusting :D

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How do you feel about beards?

 

I like beards, as long as they are trimmed or organized

like to put my fingers ... :D

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MelbournePunting

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I like beards, as long as they are trimmed or organized

like to put my fingers ... :D

hmmmm.... next time i'm in brisbane....

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hmmmm.... next time i'm in brisbane....

 

 

That sounds like a plan ... I will be visiting Melb soon :P

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MelbournePunting

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That sounds like a plan ... I will be visiting Melb soon :P

 

Giddy up!

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I am so glad that someone took the time to write this post! The time between a Punter and Escort should be enjoyable for both parties and we, girls you can all relate, put so much effort into making sure that we are absolutely perfect for our appointments - it is really nice when a Punter comes to the table with the same amount of respect. x

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The time between a Punter and Escort should be enjoyable for both parties

 

 

Couldn't agree more ...

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I am so glad that someone took the time to write this post! The time between a Punter and Escort should be enjoyable for both parties and we, girls you can all relate, put so much effort into making sure that we are absolutely perfect for our appointments - it is really nice when a Punter comes to the table with the same amount of respect. x

 

Why the hell wouldn't they? I am amazed that this theme of disrespect to the WL pops up every now and then.

 

Nayla, you will have no problem with me. I would not, in a million years, ever think of turning up being anything other than absolutely clean.

 

Can't do much about the lack of handsomeness though.

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Why the hell wouldn't they? I am amazed that this theme of disrespect to the WL pops up every now and then.

 

 

Fortunately, never had that happening to me... And not looking forward, but I think it is a great topic for discussion.

 

Nayla, you will have no problem with me. I would not, in a million years, ever think of turning up being anything other than absolutely clean.

 

Can't do much about the lack of handsomeness though.

 

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder dear, and you are beautiful to me... the idea of a spa for us, rings any bell? :P

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Spa?.........now let me see.......hmmmmmmm, is that a hint?

 

Maybe Naluram, maybe ...

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