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weird smells


NaylaD

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here I am decided to share with you, some of my not so pleasant experiences with guys and their nasty body odours.

 

According to the wikipedia "hygiene is a set of practices performed for the preservation of health", for me that is quite a "medical or health" definition, as in my opinion hygiene is not only essential for health but is equally important to:

1. keep your social network,

2. make a statement or a first impression

3. a groomed guy, will have me turning my head at him

 

 

I love perfumes, colognes, creams, oils, soaps, gels and whatsoever is needed to keep my appearance looking "clean"; and most of the times these products (not the highly renowned ones) are quite affordable, let's say. Anyways, this is not about me, is about them. Let me focus again ...

 

I have a very sensitive nose, so I can detect a bad breathe, as soon as the guy opens his mouth to say "hi", so, if this happens I already know NO KISSING at all on that guy

Then you think with yourself, that is not too bad, let's get him undressed and get ready for some action (although I love kissing, I have to sacrifice that). By the time you untie his shirt and he his lifting his arms, you detect a not so fresh odour coming from his underarms; i start desesperating. Skiping to his his trouser, then knickers and shoes and you can a bit dizzy with the mix of odour coming from feet, underarms and the guy hasn't realized that you are avoiding his kisses, by giving him your neck. Anyways

 

Since he is already mid-awake, as soon as you approach for a hand or BJ, you realize that cheesy/moisty/ mouldy smell coming from him.

 

In my mind, I am not focused anymore on what I should be doing with him, my mind has changed and I am thinking with my nipples "does this guy ever shower, cleans himself or ever knows that it needs to be done" before a lady pays him a visit?

 

The same way it would be a BIG turn off for them, to reveive a visit from a not refreshed lady they should understand that the same happens with us, or they think we have no olfact?

 

Anyways, i found myself in some of this delicate situations a few times and I didn't know how to tell the guy GO for a shower NOW and then we can enjoy ourselves without being rude or ruining the moment.

 

Any ideas or suggestion??

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If he has bad breath or smells, TELL him to swig on listerine and have a shower and wash all the bits!

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If he has bad breath or smells, TELL him to swig on listerine and have a shower and wash all the bits!

 

 

Charlie, I know it is easy. But how do you do it, without offending or being rude? That is my issue ..

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Serena Vincente

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just drown him in the shower and cover him in blitch! OMG sorry but hygene is sooo important ! I am shoked some guys dont take extra care of that knowing they are about to be intimate with a lady!

 

Serena x

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just drown him in the shower and cover him in blitch! OMG sorry but hygene is sooo important ! I am shoked some guys dont take extra care of that knowing they are about to be intimate with a lady!

 

Serena x

 

I wish I could do that sometimes, I had 2-3 bad experiences and I wish I had a tub near the bed :D

Maybe I should start inviting them to have a shower with me ;)

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Taylor Alexander

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Yes.... Nothing works faster to close legs than the stinky guys.... I say you have to slide them towards the bathroom...and soap them up.

But if they come to see you , hint that they take a shower and point to the mouthwash.

And boys need to pull the skin all the way back on the man bits and scrub it.

Nothing more stomach turning than stale disgusting body odour.

No one wants to offend anyone but if you expect any part of you played with WASH IT !!!!!

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CaptainDarling

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In a longer booking I like to shower with the lady. She can give me a clean to her satisfaction, before the sexy stuff starts, and I certainly enjoy the pampering.

 

One lady I used to see will do a warm water BJ. She fills a cup with hot water and puts some salt in it. She places a bunched-up towel between my legs and under my plums. Then she gives me a nice BJ while dribbling very warm water from her mouth all over my thing. By the end I am sparkling clean.

 

When I have a legit Thai massage they clean the oil off with hot damp towels at the end. Sometimes a lady will do some sexy stuff for me at this stage. From her point of view, she has had a chance to wipe my whole body with a hot wet cloth.

 

I chew vitamin C tablets a few hours before a booking. I was recently complimented with 'My God your cum tastes sweet!' I take vitamin C anyway, but I respond well to praise, so from now on I will put it on my list as a thing to remember.

 

We guys are very shallow creatures and if you want us to do something you could pretend you need help with it yourself. For example you could say 'I've been wearing this shirt a bit too long and I should freshen up for you. Would you like to join me in the shower'? (BECAUSE YOU'RE A DIRTY, DIRTY MAN!)

 

Or you could say 'I just had lunch and I don't want you to have to taste it. Would you care to have a glass of wine with me'? (BECAUSE YOUR TEETH ARE ROTTING IN YOUR HEAD!)

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Yes.... Nothing works faster to close legs than the stinky guys.... I say you have to slide them towards the bathroom...and soap them up.

But if they come to see you , hint that they take a shower and point to the mouthwash.

And boys need to pull the skin all the way back on the man bits and scrub it.

Nothing more stomach turning than stale disgusting body odour.

No one wants to offend anyone but if you expect any part of you played with WASH IT !!!!!

I agree with you so much Taylor. Well, I hope more guys get the idea of what is a pleasant intimate moment ;)

 

In a longer booking I like to shower with the lady. She can give me a clean to her satisfaction, before the sexy stuff starts, and I certainly enjoy the pampering.

 

One lady I used to see will do a warm water BJ. She fills a cup with hot water and puts some salt in it. She places a bunched-up towel between my legs and under my plums. Then she gives me a nice BJ while dribbling very warm water from her mouth all over my thing. By the end I am sparkling clean.

 

When I have a legit Thai massage they clean the oil off with hot damp towels at the end. Sometimes a lady will do some sexy stuff for me at this stage. From her point of view, she has had a chance to wipe my whole body with a hot wet cloth.

 

I chew vitamin C tablets a few hours before a booking. I was recently complimented with 'My God your cum tastes sweet!' I take vitamin C anyway, but I respond well to praise, so from now on I will put it on my list as a thing to remember.

 

We guys are very shallow creatures and if you want us to do something you could pretend you need help with it yourself. For example you could say 'I've been wearing this shirt a bit too long and I should freshen up for you. Would you like to join me in the shower'? (BECAUSE YOU'RE A DIRTY, DIRTY MAN!)

 

Or you could say 'I just had lunch and I don't want you to have to taste it. Would you care to have a glass of wine with me'? (BECAUSE YOUR TEETH ARE ROTTING IN YOUR HEAD!)

Blakes, I loved those ideas ... But I think the wine will make things worse, tho!!

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The solution that springs to mind is installing a cattle dip in your backyard and running them through it, with plenty of encouragement from a cattle prod.

 

I gather you are referring to outcalls. Perhaps include a request in every booking confirmation that the bloke shower, shave, brush and gargle in preparation for the meeting?

 

I think the most polite way may be to ask him to shower with you and scrub him as needed. On the downside he might want to get straight to the action without bothering with showering. He might object that he doesn't want to use "his time" on showers so that could be a delicate situation if you want to preserve the goodwill whiolst removing the smell.

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The solution that springs to mind is installing a cattle dip in your backyard and running them through it, with plenty of encouragement from a cattle prod.

 

I gather you are referring to outcalls. Perhaps include a request in every booking confirmation that the bloke shower, shave, brush and gargle in preparation for the meeting?

 

I think the most polite way may be to ask him to shower with you and scrub him as needed. On the downside he might want to get straight to the action without bothering with showering. He might object that he doesn't want to use "his time" on showers so that could be a delicate situation if you want to preserve the goodwill whiolst removing the smell.

 

 

I just LOVED your ideas ... Yes, I do outcalls only, so time is "always a concern"

Cheers

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I agree with you so much Taylor. Well, I hope more guys get the idea of what is a pleasant intimate moment ;)

 

Like I said before, I just can't believe that blokes would turn up with any sort of a pong anywhere, let alone their intimate bits.

 

But if in doubt a shower for two is probably the way to go.

 

Cattle dip.....would work but maybe give the nether regions a bit of a burning sensation. But it might reinforce the need to be clean next time......some of these blokes must not have had mothers.

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But if in doubt a shower for two is probably the way to go.

 

 

 

I think the issue here, is that the "clock is ticking" and they don't want to loose any moment at all

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I think the issue here, is that the "clock is ticking" and they don't want to loose any moment at all

Yes, I know that is probably the issue but a shower for two is sexy, part of the build up.

 

Still can't figure out why blokes wouldn't.

 

But if all ladies insisted then it might just educate these blokes.

 

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't get anywhere in a parlour without a shower.

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But if all ladies insisted then it might just educate these blokes.

 

 

Hope most of us, can persuade gently the blokes to have a shower: for 2 or single ... :P

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