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Club Riviera - September 2008 - Can't Recall



  • Service Provider's Name: Can't Recall
  • Session Month: September
  • Session Year: 2008
  • Type of Service: Parlour Worker
  • Name of Agency or Parlour (if any): Club Riviera
  • Establishment Address (if any): Barcelona
  • Photos Authenticity: Not real
  • Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $300
  • Location where session took place: Overseas
  • Overseas Location (if any): Spain
  • Session Day: Unsure
  • Session Time: After Midnight
  • Estimated Age: 21 - 25
  • Estimated Ethnic Group: Caucasian / European Origin
  • Nationality (Leave blank if Australian): Croatia
  • Knowledge of English: Poor
  • Hair Colour: Blond
  • Hair Length: Medium
  • Eyes Colour: Hazel
  • Skin Colour: Tanned
  • Height: Average - Around 165 cm / 5'5"
  • Body Shape: Athletic
  • Estimated Body Size: 6 to 8
  • Estimated Breast Size: C to D (Medium to Big)
  • Full Sex Available: Yes
  • Kind of Experience: Clinical Experience
  • Kissing Available: Unsure
  • Blowjob: Yes, CBJ (Covered Blowjob)
  • DATY / Oral On Her: Unsure
  • Overall Looks: Beautiful
  • Overall Personality: Fake
  • Overall Performance: Pretty good

This is a historical reminiscence. Apologies in advance if this is a post that shouldn't be, or should perhaps be in a different section... Also, this will be shorter than my last couple of posts due to the fading of memory.


In late 2008 I had to travel through BCN for work, resulting in a one-night stay. Had done a little research and discovered Riviera as being the "place to play" so after some messups with airport transfers and hotel reservations, and having failed at translating the Barcelonan train network, I took a taxi out to the club.


If memory serves, there were one or two other clubs in the same strip.


Upon pulling up past a long line of taxis on both sides, and this was around midnight, I paid the cover charge and then walked in. As you took a left turn you walked into a bar, and the first impact of nightclub role reversal was literally astounding. As I walked through towards the bar, there was almost an honour guard of ladies in lingerie sizing me up. A smoking area outside visible through the windows was evident, and I headed to order my complimentary drink with my entry ticket.


A little nervous as it was my first time abroad, speaking zero spanish, and very inexperienced with the whole scene, I tried to calm myself with a beer and gauge the room a little. Probably about 50-60 ladies, 20 or so guys in the bar. 3 or 4 girls come up to me and start trying to pick me up, but with zero conversation, I tried to brush them aside politely and they pretty quickly saw the futility of trying. I would say over half of the girls were eastern european, the rest western european, some south americans as well.


After a short while a girl with reasonable english skills started chatting me up. I ordered a 2nd drink as I like to see if there will be any conversational or intellectual spark. She was going through the motions, laughing when she was supposed to, and with some Dutch courage finally sinking in I decided I'd like to try a petite thing like her. She led me through to the cashier cage, where I (perhaps foolishly) paid with credit card, having not had a chance to pull out many euros and needing what few I had for the taxi home.


following that we went upstairs to what appeared to be a hotel. A long hallway with rooms coming off of them. Once inside it became very mechanical and scripted. No kissing, minimal touching downstairs, no DATY. Disappointing, but I didn't know much better at the time. To be fair, I was suffering from jetlag like a *insert simile here*, and so my energy wasn't what it should have been to truly enjoy it.


Following the conclusion of the performance, there was no encore, so a quick shower and then back downstairs. Feeling figuratively drained (and perhaps a tad literally), rather than going back into the bar I made my way out, took a taxi back to the hotel, and crashed out.


I heard that a couple of years later, the place was raided, and it is unfortunate. I should have stayed and played a bit longer. However, I have seen a new website which I think is just taking the name and not paying a true homage to the original's essence.


In the unlikely event Riviera ever comes back, it would be most worth your time to pay a visit. Spanish, Russian, or possibly French fluency would be a definite advantage.

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Thanks for the retro-review Stan. I have moved it to the Blogs section (and created your very own Blog too ;)) where we post reviews from 2009 and before. Cheers.

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