WARNING ....To all lovers of the Cowgirl position
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Well this Blog will no doubt cause some mirth.
Clandy fractured his dick!! 
Yep, it happened during a very vigorous and lustful session at the start of March. The lady was in the Asian Cowgirl position and bouncing up and down with her full weight behind the downward thrust, jamming me onto her cervix and then rose off me and plunged again. Unfortunately, this time little chappie was off centre and rammed into the bone of her perineum causing instant pain.
Now it is common for this to occur in the 20’s-30’s and not so common in the 50+ age and when a penis does “break” you hear a popping sound as the cartridge separates. Thankfully I cant remember if I did or didn’t.
Now if you can imaging Nicole Kidman’s’ nose (slight upturn at the end,) well that was little chappie for the first few weeks. I must say this upturn has dissipated somewhat since then. The upturn was not as dramatic as a break (where you could massage the G Spot with the head).
How exactly does penile fracture happen?
Any situation during intercourse when there is thrusting and when the penis, instead of penetrating its normal location, is hitting some solid structure (such as the perineum). Usually this occurs during regular vaginal sex with the woman on top, but it can happen in the missionary position or during sexual acrobatics. We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap.
What can doctors do to fix the tear?
We put the person on general anesthesia and open up the skin through one or more incisions in the penis. Then we find the edge of the tear and close it up with sutures. Sometimes these tears are extensive and span half the circumference of the penis (usually the tears are crosswise), requiring about 10 stitches. Then we close everything up. The operation takes about an hour, and most people go home right after. Most can resume sex in about a month (after the wound has healed).
Now not being one to rush to the doc and thinking it might right itself with a little help, Honey Adams 
offered to play doctor and see if she could help straighten it out using a vacuum suction technique; so we tried for a few hours and although my eyes were rolling back in my head, little chappie still pained after and I have been forced to go see a Urologist to assess the damage much to Honey's insistance. The visit is scheduled in MAY (SHIT, I’m glad I am not bleeding). This puts a double with Taylor and Honey at risk in April but lets just wait and see on that one! 
I have no doubt it’s a fracture as its not the typical “break” with the associated symptoms (check out broken penises on Google images) as this is an Operation I wouldn’t be looking forward too.
I leave you with an article that is worth reading.
http://www.scientifi...ally-break-your
So, as a word of warning to all who love this position. A broken penis is quite a common injury and is usually associated with this position.
Enjoy but don’t withdraw completely…or you might be next!
Now I’m off to Koh Samui to lie on the beach and refrain from getting stiff for a couple of weeks.
Oh and how can you do that you ask…I’m taking a picture of my Mother in Law with me. 
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