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For your use and edification.


Berenger

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Based on the oft-quoted minimum-socially-acceptable-age-of-a-partner formula, which is half your age plus 7 years, I have provided, below, a table of said ages.

So, when you’re out and about with your favorite WL, if she is below the tabulated age you should introduce her as your “niece”. For example: ‘Yes, waiter, I’ll have a Knee Trembler with a twist of lemon and my “niece” will have a Champagne Cosmopolitan.’

If your consort is over the acceptable age, hold your head high and proceed with confidence knowing that your pairing is within society’s acceptable age range. You can, therefore, boldly introduce her as your “fuck buddy extraordinaire” knowing that there is no social stigma attached to your tryst whatsoever!

You will note that I have cut the age range off at the legal drinking age of 18. This is clearly because you shouldn’t be buying drinks for your “niece” if she’s under the legal drinking age anyway!

And remember: fornicate responsibly.

Enjoy!

 

 

Minimum Acceptable Age of Young Consort:

Young'un
Oldy

 

18
22

19
24

20
26

21
28

22
30

23
32

24
34

25
36

26
38

27
40

28
42

29
44

30
46

31
48

32
50

33
52

34
54

35
56

36
58

37
60

38
62

39
64

40
66

41
68

42
70

43
72

44
74

45
76

46
78

47
80

48
82

49
84

50
86

51
88

52
90

53
92

54
94

55
96

56
98

57
100

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So if I am 53, and my escort is 93, I am her nephew, but if she is 91 she is my fuck buddy extraordinarie?

 

Or if I am 94, and my escort is 19, she is my niece? Not my great great grand-daughter?

 

And if I am punting when I reach 100, I am going to proudly proclaim that my 19 year old escort is my fuck buddy extraordinaire, and blame it on the senility.

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You have it down perfectly, Anudda! I can see you're a man of great refinement and sophistication.

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This is fine, but this list suggests that all males should be 44 as all women look 29 to me!

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I see no problem with that, Charlie. I'm now quite experienced at being 44, having become that age a number of times. Indeed, a few times ago all the ladies started to look late 20s to me as well.

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I always think I am about the same age as the girl I am with..... ;)

 

and I never introduce my 'nieces' to the waiter :lol:

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