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Why Do Some Men.......... (can apply to women also)


HollyInGriffith

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Why do some men…..

 

Why do some men still have the stinkiest feet ever, even after lathering them up with soap and scrubbing. Why is it that I only notice this when I am giving head?

 

Why do some men shower and wash everywhere but still have poo dags in their arse? Why are they always the ones that enjoy prolonged blowjobs? Why is it when ever I smell the poo in their arse they take forever to ejaculate? Do they get off on having girls smell their shit?

 

Why do some men try to stick their fingers into the hole where pee comes out? Why do they think I enjoy that area being poked hard and rubbed. Either rub my clit or put your finger in! My pee hole being prodded to death does not get me hot.

 

Why do some men not notice that I go very dry if they are too rough, that my clit that was one second hard and big, shrinks back into itself when they start doing something that doesn’t feel great. Cant they tell?

 

Why do some men insist on sticking their fingers straight up and as far into my punani as they possibly can when they can feel im very dry?

 

Why do some men while giving head, try to stick their whole hand into my punani? For me, it does not feel good.. Either lick it or poke it, not both at once please. Once there are fingers there my clit and stuff is stretched and it loses its feeling!

 

Why do some men wank while they are on the toilet having a poo?

 

Why do some men think that calling me a slut as they ejaculate is a turn on?

 

Why do some men kiss tongue first? - meaning instead of lips being the first thing you feel, it’s a tongue trying to ram down your throat, usually ending up hitting my teeth.

 

Why do some men think that an acceptable shower is 2 secs. Just a splash of water and TA-DA they are clean! Soap helps dude.

 

Why do some men scratch their sweaty balls and then smell their hands?

 

Why do some men continue to pound hard after I have dried up and refuse to suggest more lube? Surely they can feel it? Surely they don’t want to hurt my punani? Surely it musnt feel very nice on their cock?

 

Why do some men lick under arms? It feels really wrong and weird.

 

Why do some men love eating punani but then afterwards go to the bathroom and then cough/hack up their shit and spit like they just ate something bad?

 

Why do some men grind their 3 day old stubble on my punani and then get mad when I ask them to stop as its rubbing off all my skin on my clit and surrounds?

 

Why do some men when in doggy pull all the way out and then slam back in? One it makes air inside me and then makes my punani feel like the Grand Canyon and two, I fear they will miss and land in my poor ass! Not fun.

 

Why do some men give back handed compliments?

“You know, you are ACTUALLY quite attractive”

“You have a great FAT ass”

“You have lovely SMALL titties”

“You’re too nice to be doing this job”

 

Why do some men think that because I am enjoying myself, because I am smiling and talking a lot, that I must be on drugs? I cant just enjoy their company and my job sober?

 

Why?

WHY?

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Serena Vincente

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yak! I have to say I am so glad I never seem to come across men like that!

 

Serena Vincente x

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Gee this makes me not want to ask who the last guy you fucked was!!

 

P.S We are not all like that so don't use the same brush to paint everyone with. ;)

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HollyInGriffith

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P.S We are not all like that so don't use the same brush to paint everyone with. ;)

 

um thats why the blog is called "why do SOME men..."

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The girls and i just read this together and had a great giggle... Such common dilemas!! .. WHY? WHY? WHY?!!!!! :) x

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Because they need educating in how to treat a woman. Oh, and I seem to remember that the first time I saw you, your feet were smellier than mine. ;) At least I can tell the difference between the end of the urethra and the clitoris. :)

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I think it comes down to lack of emotional intelligence. I mean you must be able to sense that your female companion is not enjoying herself from reading her body language and other signs.

 

Of course some guys are just stupid selfish pricks..

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Errrr......Holly I think the word used to be "Retards" & "Dirty C--ts"

 

I think now is called "Socially Challenged", "Sexually Disabled" (no offence to "Disabled People") & "Hygenically Challenged"

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Coz their ugg boot-wearing mothers enjoyed it as u described and so the mums taught the stinky sons to behave in that manner.

Maybe the mums cited verses from the bible while being fucked by their sons- as in "Bad Boy Bubby".

Thank God my mother taught me to scrub my arse lips with a steel scourer (and Milk &Honey body wash soap) and to soak my finger in soap and slide it into my anal cavity and wash internally!

 

It never ceases to amaze me that even in the "professional" world, I see men pee and walk straight out without washing their hands, Disgusting!!

"Poppy's Sloppy"!!

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Oh dear ! Well as far as I now I am not any of these guys if I was I hope the girl would have told me. I recently read a review where the lady had a dag in her ass as the guy was giving Daty ha ha. I say it again I would throw up! Yes I am often amazed at the BS ladies put up with to please us guys. I have to say i have tasted and smelled an unwashed fanny a couple of times and generally suggest WE have a shower. I shower religiously before each punt and generally offer to shower again when i arrive. I have asked a few times now Holly why don't you pop up to the GC I for one know we will give you a real good time.

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