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2012 Mattress Awards


FlexiSexi

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In the spirit of The Mattress Awards©, as defined in the Punters Act 2009© there can only be one winner of the coveted

Golden Mattress Award©

 

The very worthy winner of the very prestigious 4th annual

Golden Mattress Award©

 

is

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First Runner Up

Martine.jpg

 

 

Second Runner Up

TSNatalieSweet.jpg

 

 

 

Previous Winners

 

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Establishments

 

Best Parlour (Overall)

  1. Le Boudoir
  2. Collingwood Confidential
  3. Westminster Secrets

 

Best Pricing Structure

Studio 54

 

Best Security

Westminster Secrets

 

Best Cleanliness

Collingwood Confidential

 

Best Ambiance

Le Boudoir

 

Best Introduction Rooms

Studio 54

 

Best Parking

Studio 54

 

Biggest Dump

Moon Club

 

 

 

 

Sex Workers

 

Best Sex Worker (Overall)

  1. Isabella @ Le Boudoir
  2. Martine @ Georgie’s Place
  3. TS Natalie Sweet

Best Sex Worker (Asian)

TS Natalie Sweet

 

Best Sex Worker (Transsexual)

TS Natalie Sweet

 

Best Sex Worker (Male)

Michael

 

Best Sex Worker (BBW)

Tina @ Westminster Secrets (Retired)

 

Best Sex Worker (Teenager)

Ally @ Westminster Secrets

 

Best Sex Worker (MILF 40+)

Martine @ Georgie’s Place

 

Best Sex Worker R’n’T (Retired)

Simply Bliss

 

Best Sex Worker (New Talent)

TS Natalie Sweet

 

Biggest Dud

Imogen @ Westminster Secrets

 

 

 

 

Workers' Attributes

 

Most Exotic

Tina @ Westminster Secrets (Retired)

 

Most Adventurous

Isabella @ Le Boudoir

 

Most Beautiful Face

TS Natalie Sweet

 

Most Beautiful Eyes

Maryjane @ Collingwood Confidential

 

Best Presentation

Maryjane @ Collingwood Confidential

 

Best Breasts

Emma English

 

Best Nipples

Maryjane @ Collingwood Confidential

 

Best Butt

Emma English

 

Most Believable

Isabella @ Le Boudoir

 

Most Effective Communicator

TS Natalie Sweet

 

 

 

 

Workers' Services

 

Best Skills (Overall)

  1. Martine @ Georgie’s Place
  2. Isabella @ Le Boudoir
  3. Maryjane @ Collingwood Confidential

 

Best Kisser

Isabella @ Le Boudoir

 

Best DATY

Elly @ Butterflys

 

Best Blow Job

Tiffany @ Moon Club

 

Best Hand Job

Ally @ Westminster Secrets

 

Best Rimmee

Maryjane @ Collingwood Confidential

 

Best Rimmer

Isabella @ Le Boudoir

 

Best Golden Shower

Maryjane @ Collingwood Confidential

 

Worst Fuck

TS Carmen

 

 

 

 

Forum Awards

 

Most Enjoyable Reviews

  1. Eastern 25 - September 2012 – Kitty - First Punt - First Review - by deejay mac
  2. Georgie's Place - October 2011- Martine and Georgia - The Threesome To End All Threesomes – by VILenin
  3. Naughty Times - December 2012 – TS Tiffany – by blakes7

Most Enjoyable Non-review Threads

  1. Am I Becoming Obsessed With Rimming? Started by Wollaroo on 5 October 2012
  2. Vagina Euphemisms started by Simone de Pont on 9 May 2012
  3. What’s Your Fantasy started by Sabina on 15 March 2012

Least Enjoyable Non-review Threads

  1. Are some of the reviews on our wls an insult to their modesty, intergrity, dignity and intrude into personal privacy?- itt
  2. How much difference does it make if it's raining - A reason to visit a parlour? – Boobsbutts
  3. All-Star Month comes to a close - Where did all that time go? - La Cucaracha

Most Poorly Disguised Non-punting Thread Faking as a Punting Thread

  1. Too many to even consider a winner.

Most Enjoyable Post

Posted by Always Ready on 29 December 2012 in Best Punter of 2012 by syzygy

 

“From punter's pov, the best punt is the cheapest and last the longest with the most services offered.

From WL's pov, the best job is the most expensive, lasts the shortest and with the least services requested.”

 

Least Enjoyable Post

Posted by Rivette on 10 October 2012 in “Yet ANOTHER Political Thread” by Rupert

 

“Not just boring dribble, but totally uninformative unless Gloria Van Flaukner of Nada Feleni post something. Actually any WL's post, even Triple T's sometimes They seem more switched on than most here.”

 

Biggest Forum Dickhead

  1. FlexiSexi (fourth year running)
  2. Name withheld
  3. Name withheld

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