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The things I have heard...


Witts

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From the girls room direct to the public.

Funny things I've heard.... Dedicated to Vanoushka. Booful Tara :D

 

 

 

"They told me something was wrong with my son. What the fuck would doctors know?? I seached on google and it told me

something completley different!"

 

"Why do you keep coughing? How many bongs did you have last night?"

"Nah, no bongs, just some joints when I got home"

 

"I went to the doctors and he told me I've been bleeding because I get booked so much that my vagina can't handle it....

........... or it may just be my period"

 

"I hate Fridays, it's so busy and I make too much money"

 

"Younger girls can't be picky, Only us older and experience women can pick and choose who we see"

 

"I hate doing the shows, I do them all the time... I can't be bothered"

**NEXT DAY - same girl**

"Can I please do the show???"

 

 

"Why does she get so many bookings? She must do everything without a condom"

 

"Why is there so many men, oh my god, just go home to your wives"

Hannah - "I think they are here to get away from their wives"

"Really? All of them?"

 

"I have my period. Should I just use red condoms?"

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ROFLMFAO!! Priceless Hannah! I just fell in love with all you WLs all over again.

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Oi, you aint sposed to love anyone else but me wifey! tell that berenger guy that youre all mine!

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Hannah,there's nothing more beautiful than a self-aware, piss-taking WL! Thanks for the laugh!

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Oi, you aint sposed to love anyone else but me wifey! tell that berenger guy that youre all mine!

 

Tommie my baby, you know I only have eyes for you. <3

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"They told me something was wrong with my son. What the fuck would doctors know?? I searched on google and it told me

something completely different!"

Hope some one told her that that Google is a qualified Doctor

 

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"Why does she get so many bookings? She must do everything without a condom"

Maybe service with a smile ...

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‹(•_•)›Star*Child

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Funny things I've heard.... Dedicated to Vanoushka. Booful Tara :D

...are all these comments from Vanoushka and Booful Tara?

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No ahaha, we laugh at these things together when people say them infront of us.

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Hi Hannah, that's fucken funny. It also shows a glimpse of your beautifull nature. Thanks.

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