City: BrisbaneLocation: QLD
As a late bloomer WL I would write a magnificent book about the funny side of being a WL and some of the wonderful interactions with humans we have.
Because you can always have sex with a smile
Just add humour. This is not to offend, but to add a smile instead.
It’s easy to become cynical in this fascinating industry, so sometimes, it’s best to add humour.
As an escort is a service, let’s replace it with another service, such as an appointment with your dentist.
SO … next time you make a dentist appointment, would you do any of the following?
Ask for a freebie because you turned 21.
Ask for a special, because you have a hot body.
Ask if you get a discount if you are super fast.
Ask what you could do for 15 minutes.
Offer ‘gear’ for services.
Ask for a discount, because you have nice teeth.
Ask for a special, because you are good looking.
Ask the dentist to visit your home, but if there is a particular model of car in the driveway, not to knock on the door, till it leaves.
Send lots of photos of your teeth, before an appointment.
Tell your dentist how big and special your teeth are.
Posted Sunday at 02:13 PM
a) no they're not 'closet gays' but as with Tony, I suspect your view is probably entrenched and I'm not going to be able to change your mind ...
... so instead I will address
b) how on earth do you figure its 'easy money'? Lol. To peg someone I need to make sure I have all the correct equipment (not cheap), and then I need to fuck a bit like a guy. Not that easy a feat for a woman, but you can learn it. So I'm exerting as much energy as you do when you have sex.
And then there's the care and caution for the gent himself, particularly if he is new to the experience.
And then, there's the possibility of accidents, again very often with an inexperienced gent. I'm fairly earthy and I don't freak out at a little poop. But there have been some pretty full on accidents from time to time. So factor in laundry and whatnot.
No easy money there, friend. 🤣
It probably depends on whether she has an epiphany later in life like I did ...
Fuck, this Government job sucks, I'm really over it, but love the money.
Holy shit, I am going to be 141 by the time I pay off my house.
Holy shit, I forgot to have kids and get a husband, but I spent my life building a career (somewhat) and focusing on being a long term dating girl ....
If only I had put my energy into my future, career not being an awesome girlfriend to another handsome guy who waved at me.
Time to be single and get it together...
Hey, I know what, I might be an escort. Because it beats writing speeches.
Or was a clever smart girl at 20 and made it a career to get incredibly wealthy and works for a good ten years.
Hindsight as the Menzas would say, is that if I had my current brains and could go back in time, I would be a smart 20 year old.
But I'm several years shy of 40 so perhaps a few years as a wee career diversion.
But wow, it's been damn exciting.
And it stops me dating because I have lots of dates.
However I can laugh, because at a party if someone asks me,
Oh you don't have a husband?
I'm thinking oh yes I have plenty of husbands.
(just not mine).
Sorry terrible joke.
Posted 11 July
I had a lady whip out her handphone and get me to record her giving me a BJ once. I didn't know what she planned to do with the video, but I didn't care much because only a "small" part of me was in the video.
Jayme Lee Fox
Posted 12 April, 2014
I think it be the same as when I buy a bottle of Johnny blue
but then Its over
and when ready i buy a new one
One of my favorite quotes. It took some time to find but was worth the effort, enjoy.
Posted 2 hours ago
A SW told me once as she was walking to the room with a client they passed another punter heading to reception. Her client exclaimed,
”Hey, I know your missus”.
He really didn’t know her, but the SW said the look of shock on the other guy’s face was priceless.
Dedicated lover of women
Jayme Lee Fox
Posted 7 hours ago
Advice I gave you in the other thread
Same applies here
Walk into your kitchen pick up a frying pan
smash yourself hard over the head and repeat
don't be a dick head .