The Golden Mattress Award& for 2011 goes to Maryjane.#
Best Parlour
Collingwood Confidential
Studio 54
Nomination withdrawn due to EFTPOS scandal *
Best Receptionist
Rita @ Studio 54
Best Parlour Worker (Overall)
Maryjane @ Collingwood Confidential
Emma English @ Studio 54
Georgia @ Ladies for Gentlemen
Best Parlour Worker (Asian)
Suji @ Candy Club
Best Private
Maryjane
Jenny In Melbourne
Antonia (Nia) Amante
Best BBW
Mi
Summary
38 Punts
17 Ladies
Candy Club
Suji
Collingwood Confidential
Maryjane x 18
Sarah
Cromwell Manor
TS Eve
Fetish House
Misty
Ladies for Gentlemen
Georgia
Michelle
Lisa
Naughty Times
TS Jennifer x 2
TS Veronica
TS Sheila
Private
Alyssa
Antonia (Nia) Amante
Halle
Jenny in Melbourne x 2
Maryjane
TS Michelle
Studio 54
Emma x 2
I've been enjoying a little resurgence with my favourite old shit hole, Naughty Times. Last time I was there I caught site of a gorgeous little TS honey named Nadia who I have vowed to visit. Unfortunately, despite assurances to the contrary, she wasn't on duty this day.
Two trannies intro'd. The first was Veronica, see previous review. She didn't recognize me and provided the same intro as last time, BBBJ, versatile and no extra charges. Next was Sheila who I selected for 30min.
Sheila
I was feeling a little flat. I needed a distraction and decided to do something I hadn't done for years. It was risky. It may have made matters worse but on the other hand it might be just the fillip I was looking for. So after work I headed on over to Naughty Times for a blind TS punt.
It's a disgusting dump but a fair proportion of my nineties punting was done there so I suppose it doesn't gross me out too badly. The reason it was my regular haunt was due to a lass known as Cloudie. I won
Friday, 16 December 2011, was the end of the working year for me and I knew I'd be getting away during the middle part of the afternoon. It came to mind that there would be no better way to finish off my working, and punting year, than by spending a nice, long, relaxed afternoon/evening with my favourite working lady. MJ has been such a rich part of my punting life over the past two and a half years. I've grown to enjoy her company tremendously and her physicality in every way.
I asked Maryj
Preface
Guys, I shared some of this information privately with a few of the lads and it was suggested it might be useful to put it into a review. The purpose of this review is not only about my time with Lisa but also my perspective on the demise of this once famous bordello. It's a little verbose so I've put headings and click boxes so feel free to skip over what doesn't interest you.
Click for Disclaimer
Introduction
I counted this to be my lucky 13th LFG review on PP. More s
When I saw the first set of Halle's photos I thought her face was too narrow with sharp features and not particularly attractive and her skin colour looked like a too heavy artificial tan, it didn't inspire me to pursue a booking. Then came the second set of photos and I thought she looked softer and very pretty. Her skin colour was more dusty and attractive. The reality is closer to the second set of photos, pretty but not stunning, a little sharp looking at times but soft and seductive other t
Let me get something out of the way regarding LfG then I'll try not to speak of it again. Feel free to skip the next paragraph and jump straight to the review.
After 15 years of loyal custom, 76 punts and a multitude of reviews of ladies at this once hallowed establishment, LFG now officially and irreconcilably shits me. The new owner (bless his heart) fucked me over for seven dollars to use the EFTPOS. I don't mind paying for the punt but as a matter of principle, seven dollars for "no
More often than not, as punters, we experience pretty good sex, pretty engaging conversation and as a rule have a pretty good time. We walk away and afterwards may say to ourselves, well that was pretty bloody nice.
Just occasionally, as punters, we meet a working lady who blows our socks off.
Not since the fabulous and adorable Maryjane and the naughty and fun Emma English, has a first punt left me on such a high. Jenny may now take a probationary place on the podium in esteemed compan
Before anyone gets off their bike, I admit this is not really a review in the purest sense of the word but it will potentially give an idea of the occasion and the Mistress in question.
Let me start with the latter. Mistress Misty looks very much as she is represented on the Fetish House web site. She's a very pretty, confident young lady of Asian extraction. I'd say she'd be in her mid- to late-twenties, has a very pretty smile and a sexy bod.
Extract from the web site:
I am intense
LFG, my achilles heel. It's too damned convenient.
I had no intention of punting on this particular day but at the eleventh hour, just before leaving work, I recalled someone saying on the forum, that this infamous, historic, bordhellic institution of Punt Road had reopened its doors after a few months hiatus.
The owner was new, the receptionist was new, the girls were new and my frequent fucker card was new. I reckon I had at least five or six ticks on the old one. They should have fol
Over the past month I've had a few long spells of thumb twiddling time up my sleeve. I thought I'd use the time, in part, to catch up on some reviews.
There hasn't been a lot of interest shown towards this joint and what has been said to date has been fairly negative and may I say, IMO, somewhat deservingly so. Like any brothel though it has some redeeming features.
It all started with a viewing of the CM web site which is actually pretty good. It offered services by ladies, trannies and
Introduction
Lads, I’d like to share with you, the story of my first doubles experience.
As stated in my “2010 Reviews” blog, a key punting objective for 2011 was to engage in a threesome. With the year starting off as it has continued with a heavy load at work and a number of things at home chewing up most of my leisure time, I’m sorry to say that my beloved punting hobby and Punter Planet have been somewhat neglected.
"I Had a Dream"
It must have been playing on my mind though. In ea
The session began in a warm shower with Suji rubbing soap over my body. The areas of focus were a clear enough indication of what was to come. After a rinse off Suji gave a sample of her well advanced oral skills and I’m already wondering if a booking extension was in order. We dried off and she asked me to lie on the bed on my front. This brought back memories of the bad old days when a booking started off with 10 minutes of poor massage and I was too shy to say no. My fears were completely gro
Background
I've been forming the opinion that I have become myopic about sweet little Jennifer as the almost sole satisfier of my TS fetish. Not to detract from her lovely aesthetics and adept service qualities which are spot on. It's just time for some variety.
I'd had some information recently shared with me about a cracker advertisement by TS Michelle. The information was good, the services were good and the pics were enticing albeit not terribly clear.
As mentioned to some before
We were both running a little early and coincidently, we met out front of Collingwood Confidential. We had a little chat and Mary, as they refer to her at CC, said she'd be ready in about ten minutes so I waited outside in the newly cooled Melbourne air, drinking my pump-pack of chilled water. At the specified time, I headed in the door, met the new receptionist and paid for an hour.
The receptionist was a pleasant lass but new to the job and a tad nervous. After getting my FF card credited
Nia was easy and professional to deal with. She was frank in answering my questions and the planning was a very straight forward and pleasant experience. The meeting was set for 10am which I think, was my earliest ever punt, a little like a late breakfast treat. In person she had a gentle nature, thoughtful, pleasant and was a good conversationalist.
Nia was petite and very slim, certainly not the shape I'd normally pick, being a lover of the curvy and well-endowed. However, for her particul
Mattress Awards
My favorite accomplices for 2011, considered across a range of sex-related categories.
Shag Miles
A list of willing accomplices for 2011, including frequency and locations.
2012 Punting Objectives
Objective for 2012 is to continue in the swimming pool of doubles, the difference being this year I want the double to be with a WL and a transsexual.
27 January - Private (Antonia Amante (Nia)) - Breakfast of Champions
I was keen to try an escort at a $400 ph rate as my
