When the river runs dry you will return to the scene of the crime
I like mixing up my FS and RnT and when in RnT mode usually groove into Barabings. I like the place as most of you know who read my adventures and have had many a groovy time there. Upon reflection I don't think I have had a dud session at Bings. Touch wood!
Most importantly, I know when I do go, I can chill out and relax and importantly, get my happy ending.
Talking to a stranger
I'm a spontaneous punter by na
Found myself groovin with Mandy after popping in to SWL on a recent trip to Sydney. Mandy is from China and when I laid eyes on her in her skimpy outfit I thought "wow", gorjuss face, great body and a very nice rack. Not one for being superficial, oh no, not me, I also picked her cos she seemed nice. She has a profile on SWL site if you wanna check her out.
Into the groove room and we indulge in some 4play, caressing and stroking. I gotta say she has such smoooooth skin and beautiful, groo
Well my friends the time has come, to raise the roof and have some fun
Hey hey groovers. It's grouse to be back on the boards and reviewing but gee it’s been a while hasn’t it. It’s been so long I actually started to feel like one of those artists who bring out a ripper debut album only to slide into oblivion and never to be heard from again. And I gotta few of them in my vinyl collection let me tell ya
To cut a long story short it took a swig of Listerine – the purple one – to snap me o
I'm feeling nostalgic and thinking about life as a newbie on adult review forums. It was intimidating but groovy and exciting at the same time. I might start a thread on it to help other newbies out and get others to share their experiences. Could be a groovy idea but who knows.
Anyway, have decided to post 2 of the first contributions I made (on FIA) on my way along the punting brick road. In looking back at them I noticed I only got 1 reply for each of them. In the SCI review Stiffy said
Ground control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
Liftoff..........
And so I find myself in orbit heading towards Southside X to discover if there really is life on Mars. My last few missions on Planet SX have not been so successful. Many orbits but no landings. Being the groover that I am, I love to travel across parallel universes to explore neighbouring galaxies and their inhabitants.
I arrive at the pr
Sometimes I like to plan my punts. I pick a venue and research the venue and the gals there. Sometimes I don't plan my punts. Today was one of those days; I was feeling spontaneous, carefree and at one with nature. Today I decided to follow that old grey wind that was blowing. It took me to Top on Tope.
stand up in a clear blue morning until you see
what can be alone in a cold day dawning
are you still free?
can you be?
Bromeo is hanging out with the bros
I was feeling exceptionally groovy and happy. No real reason for my joyous vibe. And then it dawned on me we don't need a reason to feel groovy and celebrate. We just accept.
Celebrate good times, come on!
My first port of call was Barabings as I was interested to meet Bambi. Alas, the lovely Fetisha tells me Bambi is otherwise occupied. Initially disappointed, I turn my frown upside down and continue my journey along the groovy brick road.
Next stop was Le Boudoir. Lo and behold I
In search of new horizons and adventures I found myself before the Hellenic pillars that adorn the historic landmark, Tender Touch - the temple of groove. Driven by powerful, guiding forces rendering me powerless, I enter cautiously. Or maybe not...
Makin my connection as I enter the room
Everybody's chillin as I set up the groove
Three WLs are available: Honey, Kara (I think) and Pink. I am torn between Honey and Pink but ultimately swayed by Pink's looks: Korean, early to mid 20's,
My last few attempts to punt have been at LFG and The Grosvenor and yeah, without much success - at LFG the girls were busy and at the Grosvenor I didn't fancy the menu. This time I thought I would groove on down to South Melbourne. My primary destination was actually Madam Leonas but somehow ended up in Melbourne Colosseum and found myself waiting for the parade to begin.
Some nice girls on offer as always. Lilly intro'd well and had a bit of a genuine groove factor about her that I look
It's been a while between groove juices. While the thirst has been there, the gods and moons that rule my universes have held other groovy pursuits for me. That was, until the sisters of destiny start singing to me............
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been when it's right, it's right, why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
I'm singing the chorus now in the Grosvenor intro room. There are two af
I was at work looking out the window. Not much happening when I again heard my calling. Only this time, it wasn’t the sirens…
gotta leave that nine to five upon the shelf
and just enjoy yourself
And before you could sing “we’re the party people night and day, livin’ crazy that’s the only way” I found myself moonwalking to the Grosvenor..
Awaiting me at reception was a stunning blonde. Vanessa, I recollect was her name, and things were already looking goo
I was driving around and in the mood for a shag. Was close to Club 8 so headed there first. Both babes were busy so I left and went around the corner to RLR.
There are 5 gals working but only 2 of them are available. First up is Amy - slim, attractive and wearing pink. Barely a word from her which doesn't help her cause getting picked. Jenny pops in with a smile. She's Korean, 25ish, approx 5'8 and about a 12C. She's wearing a low-low cut, black, one-piece number. It suits here dark
It was a hot day in Melbourne yet again and I thought I'd catch a bite to eat at Melbourne Colosseum. I was there recently but ended up at LFG. Gotta share the love I always say, so off I went.
Two punters were ahead of me which always deflates me a bit. Nevertheless I enter with confidence. Madam buzzes me through the door as the parade starts.
There were 5 WLs on offer and most were fab on the eye. In the end it came down to two WLs: Kitty and Tanya. I opted for the new girl Ta
I had the punting urge on this particular day and something had to be done. Something!
First stop was TOT at lunchtime. Two WLs were available and called to the catwalk. It was all a blur from here as they popped their heads through corridor, gave their names and disappeared. That was my queue to leave as I went next door to MC. This time 5 WLs were on offer this time as I watched the next runway show. Some were stunning but again, no real intros and opportunity to discuss services on off
Delilah reminds me a bit of Yvonne “Lily Munster” De Carlo She has that warmth and alluring sensuality about her. I had intro’d her before on previous trips to LFG but was yet to pick her. Delilah is a brunette, curvy, mature, friendly gal with heaps of tatts and piercings. On my last visit she was very close to getting a spin on the turntable but alas, it wasn't meant to be. Until now.
We found ourselves in the huge suite upstairs - the one with the round bed. Before the action star
Made the trip down to LFG following recent reports of new ladies. Was kinda hoping to see Kelly or Charlotte but that was not meant to be.
There were 3 ladies to tempt me. I can only recall 2 of them being Mia and Chloe. Both intro'd well and were, at the end, vying for my attention, company and cash. Mia came across cute and sultry and was very close to being picked. In the end I opted for Chloe; she was what I wanted on the day.
Chloe is a short little thing standing at approx 5' n
I enter the Grosvenor. The bordello red colored walls are alluring and are drawing me further in as I make my way to reception. I am told there are 2 WLs that are available for my pleasure. First out is Cleo - gorgeous face and gorgeous accent. She's a contender. Next up is Gina. Very cute and on appearance is in the lead. But there is something about her in the intro that tells me to decline. And I do. I tell the receptionist I would like to spend time with Cleo.
Cleo, short for Cleopa
Looking back on this punt I still smile fondly as I think of Mia and the effect she had on me when she strutted in for the intro. She is not my usual type - whatever that means - and in all honesty, I probably wouldn't give her a second glance in the street. Yet when I saw Mia she shone as brightly as the sun that was guiding me to the Grosvenor and lit up a somewhat dimly lit intro room.
The selection sounds easy enough I hear you say but it wasn't for a while there. Five gals on of
Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies
My intended destination was actually Club 8 but the right hand turn into Westall Rd from Centre Rd was looking real bad. Decided to make a quick U-turn and headed up Buckland Rd towards RLR. Buzzed the door and was greeted very quickly by a friendly mamasan who informed me there were 4 gals available. Am ushered to the waiting room as the Victoria's Secrets parade begins.
I can only recollect 3
I was feeling rather peckish and in the mood for Barabings. I had called early in the day to see who was on and maybe secure a booking but couldn’t get through. I figured I’d make the tip anyway, sans reservation, and see what’s on the menu.
I was alone, I took a ride, I didn't know what I would find there
I am greeted at the door by my fave maître d’ Teesh. We chit-chat a while and run through the culinary delights on offer including Bambi, Hannah, Eliah and Ana. I was excited in antic
Having finally shaken off the flu I was in need of some TLC. Not quite at full strength I thought some RnT at Barabings would be the way to go. Having previously seen Bambi in the winter of 2009 I thought it was time we did some tripping through the strawberry fields once again.
I ring up Barabings in the morning and enquire about Bambi’s availability. Teesh confirms she’s working so I lock in a booking. Fast forward a few verses and I am ringing the doorbell with those ‘greatest hit
We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, we hope you will enjoy the show
We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, sit back and let the evening go
I've been craving Asian for a while so I made the trip down to Tope St. Last time I was there I checked out the talent at 39 and gave it a miss. Thought I'd give the place another shot as my starting point.
There were 4 girls available and they were called out one at a time. You know the drill: Number 1; Number 2; Number 3 and
