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Private Escort (Cracow) - October 2006 - Barbie

I met Barbie, she's living in Poland and yes, she's beautiful... but now I know why Ken divorced her.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   New city, new challenges including the local lingo. However, one of those challenges became finding an internet cafe which took me ages and when I did, the place was so small and full of tourists next to each other, that the place lacked any sense of privacy. Here's a tip, maybe there's some business path in Poland, not in the sex i

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Private Escort (Warsaw) - October 2006 - Mejka

Second day in Warsaw, or first one considering I arrived the previous night. After my average experience at S-Studio 2, it was time to get my act together. So, after surfing through a few naughty links, I ended up shortlisting a (rather big) selection of local beauties at http://www.odloty.pl who work privately, their place or mine.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Okay, first step, I got myself a local SIM card for my mobile in case they wanted to call me back or something like t

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S-Studio 2, Warsaw - October 2006 - Margarita

When I planned this trip to Europe I thought I was going to have more idle time or at least a better knowledge of my itinerary. As things turned out only once I had arrived I gained a clearer idea of my professional commitments and hence, where I could have my fun. Fate had it for me to spend a couple of weeks in the part of Europe where food is bliss but punting rather pointless and yesterday I finally was able to fly East, to Poland.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Somehow the

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Stiletto - 02/09/06 - Mercedes

When I put the fate of my weekend punt in the hands of FIA members, allowing them to determine the location of my next act of debauchery, I knew I was asking for trouble. I was, strangely enough, hoping and dreading at the same time that you took me out of my comfort zone. And so you did by picking Stiletto, a place I had been avoiding since I first heard of its prices a long time ago.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   But it wasn’t just a matter of prices, it was mainly a matter o

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Allure - 26/08/06 - Paige

Last night I went to Allure looking for Eva, whom I seen before a few times but she was away and apparently due to return pretty soon.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   It was a shame because I get on well with Eva and our rendezvous have been getting better with each visit. However, the receptionist informed me that there were five girls available, which surprised me as it was Saturday night. Maybe the rain kept punters away last night.   Anyway, if I remember correctly they wer

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Candy Club - 31/07/06 - Amber

If you, by any chance, have been following my reviews of the girls from The Grosvenor over the weekend. You, just like me, probably thought that I had had my fun and any more money spent on sex, would’ve been a bit of a waste. Well, we were wrong.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Thursday night I went to the Candy Club and as I wrote in one of my reviews. I left a bit annoyed, despite the presence of a couple of good looking lasses, because they were more concerned

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The Grosvenor - 29/07/06 - Holly

How do I start this one?... maybe by asking anyone who lives in Collingwood to please apply for a restraining order against me, so I can't go to The Grosvenor either. Three times in two days (four times if we count one I left without my booking) is a bit much for my pocket. However, I have enjoyed every second of it.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I do regret though the money I spent last night in lap dances. I could blame Diver and Slurpee for it but that would be the easy wa

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Dallas Dancers - 28/07/06 - Claire

Just when I thought I had had one lap dance too many, another girl came and asked me and I couldn't say no. She tried to hit on Slurpee and Diver too but her failed attempt at humour passed as being very rude. I liked her eyes though (am I too much of a pervert for checking out girls' eyes at strip joints?... LOL)   Claire is a girl with brown hair, a nice body and a pretty face... and lovely eyes. There was more physical contact with her since she allowed some kissing of her neck and

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Dallas Dancers - 28/07/06 - Angeline

I hope I am not mixing up names here because the girls we met were many. Yes, I have to learn to say no to any girl that comes to me and offers me a lap dance. But probably I'll stay away from these places altogether.   Dallas is obviously more downmarket than Centerfolds, and going straight from the latter to the former, it's instantly obvious. The advantage is that prices are more affordable. Coming from spending $50 for a dance at Centerfolds to Dallas where the average price is $20 seems

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Centerfolds - 28/07/06 - Montana

Okay, this is my first attempt to review a lap dance and I may fail miserably at it. I generally structure my parlour girls reviews with a "Skip if you just want the sex details"... but unfortunately, there no sex details here to skip to (as in penetration or similar)... so I'll keep it short.   New venue, spacious and comfortable since the girls don't keep pestering you for private dances (on the downside, maybe we wanted to be slightly pestered... LOL). There we were with Diver and Slurpee,

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The Grosvenor - 27/07/06 - Hayley

Once upon a time AndyJ went to The Grosvenor (mind you, not for the first time as AndyJ had been going to the G. from even before once upon a time)... and met a beautiful, fit as a horse, blonde who did not kiss nor did other depravities, many would expect from someone who after some time became my regular for a while.   She worked mainly weekends for just over a year and for some reason we clicked. I think I actually had a soft spot for this young girl, who I saw as doing something “illicit”

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Liaisons - 26/05/06 - Lucy

After a huge week of work behind, I needed some serious relief.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I have come across many good girls in the last months offering different levels of service. This exploratory period where I haven’t seen my regulars as often as before, was somehow generated by economic rationalisation: Shorter bookings, less conversation, same or more amount of sex. Don’t get me wrong, I miss my regulars and while one is not available at the moment; I

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Liaisons - 20/05/06 - Leah

It is kind of sad when you have to work on a weekend even at home. In the middle of the afternoon my head was about to explode and I had to let a number of thoughts go and continue with my task later with a clear head. A daylight punting session presented itself as the best solution, particularly when I still had a discount voucher for the daytime service at Liaisons. It was a case of use it or lose it, so there was no debate as to where I was going.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DE

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Allure - 06/05/06 - Eva

I won't go into the many reasons that made me go punting last night; luckily that's the last thing you'll like to know but it's probably enough to say that it wasn't necessarily the fact of being horny.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   In an attitude that is not very much like me, I did call several places before leaving home. Often I just go to a place and if I don't fancy anyone there I keep going to the next one. It is more demanding and less time effective but sometimes it's

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Liaisons - 28/04/06 - Brooke

Tonight I arrived from work feeling one of two things: horny or stressed out. The latter is more likely but since the solution to those things is generally the same one, I didn't bother finding out exactly; I just grabbed my $50 discount voucher and went back to Liaisons.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I think I haven't been very good at my self-imposed task of saving money for something else. My plan was a good one at first sight. I knew I couldn't go Cold Turke

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Liaisons - 23/04/06 - Lily

Since this weekend I spent it doing miscellaneous things that needed to be done, it was a bit of a dull one. However, I didn't want to write it off completely because otherwise then the week starts and I'm in a shitty mood at work. So, punting presenting itself as a solution.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   For some reason, earlier in the day I kept thinking of visiting La Petite Aroma but as it got late I couldn't imagine going all the way to Chatswood by public

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Private (NSW) - 16/04/06 - Lucy Blake

I have said in previous reviews that I'm cutting down my punting to save money for something else. Well, at least the intention is there; I haven't gone to Melbourne lately, where apart from whatever I spend on sex, there's much more I spend on food, flight and accommodation. The months to come will be even tougher, and knowing this I thought I better catch up now with Lucy, who's been on my list for a long time.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Lucy's sexy new pictures only gav

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Allure - 07/04/06 - Chantelle

If you've noticed I've been quieter with my punting lately, that's because I've been saving some money for other things. However, this past week has been really horrible for me. So, last night I decided that I needed a break and went to Allure to spend at least 30 minutes with someone.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I had called earlier to see if I recognised some of the names rostered but I didn't. I had been with Stephanie before but she wasn't on and somehow I was hoping to

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Club 121 - 25/03/06 - Bree

Plans ahead made me take the decision of saving money and trim my punting a bit for a couple of months (that includes trips to Melbourne too). However, I know I can't simply go Cold Turkey, so I have allowed myself to have the occasional 30 min. booking here and there.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   The one problem with this is that pretty much it excludes regulars (that I like to see for longer amounts of time) and privates who simply don't do 30 min. sessions. So, it allows

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Private (NSW) - 12/03/06 - Cleo In Sydney

Dangerous place the chatrooms... after a few visits you may end up doing things that otherwise maybe you wouldn't have done.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Normally, when only guys hang around the chatroom, it's a pretty safe place, a bit like the pub minus the beer. However, from time to time we have the visit of temptresses. That's how I ended up seeing Cleo tonight; she is in fact an extremely flirtatious creature.   For quite some time, I have notic

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Allure - 28/02/06 - Stephanie

After reading about so many people having fun on the weekend, Sunday night decided to go out for a little adventure. I wasn't sure where to go as I had been to the Cross recently; so I decided to try a different location... nothing too close nor too far, and as destiny had it I ended up in Allure, Annandale.   (PREAMBLE)   It was obviously a quiet night and not many girls were on at Allure. I was welcomed by the very friendly staff who handed me a towel as the rain caught me

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Manhattan Terrace - 23/02/06 - Shannon

I've been a bit quiet on the punting front for the last weeks mainly due to a cold I didn't feel like sharing with the girls out there. As the cold was gone last night, I felt like a bit of action but due to the spontaneity of my plans, I needed to go somewhere local, that is, inner city or inner eastern suburbs. First I thought of Surry Hills but the places I know there, have gone a bit crazy with their prices... so, I ended up at Manhattan Terrace in Kings Cross.   (THE PREAMBLE)

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Manhattan Terrace - 27/01/06 - Holly

The first time I saw Holly, around last September at Remington's, I left happy but not knowing exactly if what I got was everything that there was to Holly and therefore a second visit was always on the cards. After a frustrated attempt in November, I finally managed to see her again last Friday... and guess what?... once again I left wondering the same... but this time I've only got myself to blame. I had planned to see Holly before seeing anyone else, with no alcohol in my system and in top sh

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Pickwood Lodge - 26/01/06 - Paris

Just in between two visits to my lovely Melbourne regular at the Grosvenor, yesterday and this morning, I managed to have the stamina and adventurous spirit to explore Pickwood Lodge last night. I've been there before, like 12 years ago, and I had a fond memory of a petite Greek girl that went like a rocket in bed. I have returned over the years with friends a couple of times but did not end up staying.   So there I was travelling gently on a tram when I saw this place and in a split second d

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Amore - 14/01/06 - Elise

As I have already reviewed Elise for FIA and SDU and I only post new reviews to SINA, I thought it wouldn’t hurt to review her here. Now, let me tell you that writing a review about a girl you see regularly is not easy and also, you probably shouldn’t take this as a perfect example of what would happen if you see Elise for the first time. Besides, sooner or later she’ll read this review and I hope I don’t get my arse kicked even when all I have to say are nice things about her. Funny how this re

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