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Le Boudoir - 23/08/07 - Jessica

Thursday morning, Sydney airport; AndyJ is sneaking away to Melbourne to do a few things without telling anyone. Hence, my apologies for not catching up with the FIA crowd, there will always be a next time.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   While waiting to get on board the plane, I thought I'd better call the Grosvenor to see if there was a chance of catching up with Rebecca; a given in the past but these days she's not that easy to find. The man at the other end of the line tells

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Boardroom - 17/08/07 - Phoenix

Last night I went out with a couple of interstate visitors; actually just a Melbourne lad and a younger fellow from overseas.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   After dinner we were contemplating the possibilities; live music was suggested but my ignorance as to where find the right stuff (we wouldn’t have agreed on the type anyway), had us all going to the Men’s Gallery instead. I thought it would’ve been fun introducing this young foreign friend to the local strip scene; particula

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Stiletto - 18/07/07 - Jane

Before anything, I must write as a disclaimer that when I had this punt, I wasn’t in the best of moods, so please take this review with a pinch of salt.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   The other night I was chatting with a fellow pervert on MSN, and when I informed him my intention of going punting, he suggested me to see a private, and probably that would been a good idea but they are so hard to organise on the fly and they are expensive. But I should’ve listened because the exp

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Stiletto - 14/07/07 - Chelsea

Quite a fair bit has been happening in my non-punting life, including a romance that burned very brightly yet far too quickly and the flu.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Many years ago, a gypsy woman came to me when I was sitting at a café and asked for some money. I told her off and she cursed me: “You will be alone all of your life!” Of course, I laughed at her but every once in while I look back and I wonder about the power of this curse, and even when I don’t believe in thos

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Amore - 19/05/07 - Emily

Another Saturday without my regular, and I only found out on the same evening, so once again I found myself confronted with the question: "And now what?"   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I had a plethora of possibilities in front of me. One option was going to the Boardroom and pay Phoenix a visit, whose photos I had seen earlier on; another option was going to La Petite Aroma but knowing that I'd be missing Arianne for just one night, and also knowing that I've been meaning to se

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Candy Club - 16/04/07 - Amber (plus my first 2 reviews of AJL as a Private)

Not very often I review a girl for a second time, but I owe it to Amber (first review here), not only because she’s pretty and I like her, but also because I know she got herself in a little trouble for allowing such a great time in the room, so good that we did not take notice of time and went over for 15 minutes over the end of the hour.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   After a series of romps around Melbourne over the weekend, my only chance of seeing Amber was on the Monday du

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The Main Course - 14/04/07 - Haley

Finally the planets aligned and I was lucky enough to meet a living legend down in Melbourne, who on FIA alone has now over 20 reviews all dedicated to her. For whoever were chatting about a WL hall of fame, I think that figure speaks by itself.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Despite Haley's popularity, there was no guarantee that I was going to join her legions of fans. After all, reviews or not, a sexual encounter is something very unique to each individual and often the magic

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Ladies For Gentlemen - 13/04/07 - Claudia

My visit to Ladies For Gentlemen was planned one day earlier, following a tip by a fellow punter about a lovely girl who was meant to be there despite a name change. Unfortunately, I needed to wait until 6pm on Friday to visit, which left me many hours available for punting somewhere else before then.   (SKIP FOR THE SEX DETAILS)   It was like this, that on Friday 13th I had a horrible half hour (actually 15 minutes as I cut the booking short) with Naomi at the otherwise always reliable Gros

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The Grosvenor - 13/04/07 - Naomi

Friday 13th... sounds ominous, doesn't it? I do appreciate the irony and this somehow lessens my frustration. I only hope that my next series of encounters with lovely ladies will be as long as the one Naomi managed to collapse in such a grotesque manner. Most of the credit goes to her, but I'm partly to blame for not remembering previous reviews (including my own replies to them). The idea of a "portable FIA" is one I hope existed to cross check names during intros.   (NOT SURE IF YOU WANT TO

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Le Boudoir - 12/04/07 - Mia

Reporting from an Internet Cafe, so my apologies if this review seems a bit rushed.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   After catching up with some FIA members for a long lunch, it was on the cards to go for a punt. Problem was that Rebecca, my favourite who works at the G., is practically working once a week now and I'm afraid I've just missed her. All the other highly recommended girls by our fellow Victorian punters, seem to work at daytime. Sharna on holidays, Montana, Hayley, et

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Stiletto - 01/04/07 - Marina

And there goes the budget!… What good does to carefully plan, shop around Sydney for the best value for money in the previous weeks, when then you get together with Erebus, have one drink too many and end up at Stiletto?   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Mind you, the worst part of all is that it was my idea, not his; so I can’t even blame someone else for it. We got together with Erebus and Laga for a few drinks in one of those city bars with plenty of eye candy; Laga had a candy

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Amore - 30/03/07 - Charlotte

I went to Amore last night.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I haven’t been there for over a year and I don’t think I’ve ever been on a Friday night. I used to see Elise there and that was my last memory of the place; it felt a bit weird going back but to see other girls; like going to someone’s house when the person is absent and hang around with his/her housemates.   Nothing has changed that much except the prices; last time I was there the hour was $210, now is $250 (and the

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Victoria's Secrets - 24/03/07 - Christie

This weekend, as I’ve done before, I’m having a self-imposed break from my regular. Let me tell you that is not easy, but it seems like the healthy thing to do to keep the client-provider relationship exciting in the long term.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   But it is definitely not easy; let me give you an example. On Wednesday I went to her workplace (which is one of my favourite parlours), knowing she wouldn’t be there. I wanted to try other girls. I didn’t li

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Stiletto - 17/02/07 - Victoria (plus 2 other subsequent reviews)

The other night in the chatroom, I think I sent shivers down some WLs spines when I told them the age I lost my virginity to another WL. I won’t repeat it here but suffices to say that she was more than double my age, yet still a young woman, probably of the average age shared by many of the Wls I see these days.     (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   However, the term “losing my virginity” makes it sound like something bad, like this woman took advantage of me who happened to

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La Petite Aroma - 04/02/07 - Arianne

It is great to have a regular WL; I could write for hours about the advantages but it’s pretty logical really. Regulars become regulars for many reasons, we may tell a few of them, we may keep others to ourselves, but all in all is like having a girlfriend minus the hassles… ah okay, and this is a girlfriend that you share with many other blokes, and about who you may feel generous enough to come in here and write a review.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I’ve been seeing a WL re

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Index of 2006 In Shag Miles!

This year I started by seeing my local regular Elise at Amore. Unfortunately Elise stopped existing as such not long after. No new review of her in this forum but I wrote an exclusive one for SINA (Now available here). I also saw my Melbourne regular Rebecca at The Grosvenor a few times, and I intend to keep seeing her but not reviewing any longer. So that only leaves the new girls on this list, with the exception of Holly (aka Gucci Girl), whom I saw and reviewed a second time, however at a dif

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Allure - 23/12/06 - Keira

Since I came back from my trip to Europe, I’ve been trying to recover financially from my debauchery frenzy over there, but I also find it psychologically difficult to get out there and not receive a similar service to the one I got from some beautiful girls in the old continent.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   There is one girl that I have seen after that, whom I’ve been seeing in an almost regular basis since I first met her, yet I’ve only posted one review as it’s generally my

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SWs And Indian Take-Away, if only I did not know any better! (December 2006)

I wonder if this week I will continue with an uncomfortable feeling of unaccomplished goals that makes me lousy at work, keeps me awake at night, puts me in a bad mood. This weekend was a bit of a waste, I set to do so many things and did none... I want it back, I want another crack at it... next Saturday seems so far now.   One of the unaccomplished things was obviously punting. I got ready to see the lovely Eva at Allure and half way there I decided to call to make an appointment, only to h

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FKK The Palace Frankfurt (Parts 1 & 2) - Natasha, Vanessa, Sally, Gabbi, Linda, Bine, Olympia & Julia

PART ONE - GETTING ACQUAINTED WITH THE FKK WORLD   Once upon a time, the Devil heard of a lad called AndyJ and of his acts of debauchery and decided to pay him a visit.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Knock, knock!   Devil: “Hello Andy, as you may guess from my appearance, I am the Devil”.   The Devil was sporting a red tan, a goatie, a pair of horns. He was also carrying a trident to dissipate any doubts about his identity.   AndyJ: “Hello Mr. Devil; what can I do for yo

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Das Rotes Haus Frankfurt - November 2006 - Angelina

First night in Frankfurt; the FKK would be waiting for me after that night, and I had had an out of schedule punt during the day when I visited Der Leierkasten. So, it was as easy as going to sleep and wait for the morning light, however, the vision of a few stunners at Das Rotes Haus (where I had had my first German punt many years ago), made me go back to have another look before bed time. Website: http://www.roteshaus.com/   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Das Rotes Haus is on a

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Der Leierkasten Frankfurt - November 2006 - Paro

First day in Frankfurt and in reality I was feeling extremely tired; not enough sleep and excessive travelling had been taking its toll. I knew I wanted to visit the local FKK but since I also had plenty of time to do that in the following days, I decided to take it easy.   However, it did not help that my hotel was located in the heart of the red light district, so not much after arrival, I decided to go and have a look around. Just to "have a look", alright?   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SE

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Moulin Rouge Brno - October 2006 - Magdalena

I know I said that clubs in Brno could be a bit of a rip off, and that´s why I tried the private services of the lovely Iva in the first place. However, like anywhere in the world, trying to organise a visit to a private girl plus the addition of the language barrier could be tricky. And so it was that during my last night in Brno I took courage and went inside the Moulin Rouge. Website: http://www.moulinrouge.cz/brno/   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Even when I was expecting it

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Sweet Paradise Prague - October 2006 - Jana

Once I had visited the Show Park during my six hour visit to Prague, I felt that I still had time to put plan C into action (plan A was the FKK, plan B was the Show Park) and plan C was the Lotos Club: http://www.lotos.cz   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I have been there before and in all honesty this place has never failed me. It seems that the Lotos Club has undergone some renovations since I was there last time. Now, to enter this place for free it was possible

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Show Park Prague - October 2006 - Sharna

What would you do if you only had six hours in Prague? and provided you've been there before and already seen everything touristic. Well, I thought that the answer was easy: call the FKK Prague, ask them to send you a cab and pick you up. The FKK is about 15 km from the city centre and their taxis are meant to only charge you between 150 and 200 crowns to get there. However, after a conversation with someone speaking Czech at the other end of the line, I understood that it was closed. Not sure i

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Private Escort (Brno) - October 2006 - Iva

Oh Czech women, they are so beautiful but also so friendly! While in Poland they also have beautiful women, here they have got it all. Nevertheless, the language keeps being a bit of a challenge, and after having had a bit of a cold session with Barbie in Poland (albeit with a great ending), I had to test my communication skills for a bit of GFE.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   This was my first time in Brno, second largest city in the Czech Republic, and very bea

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