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The Infamous Shag Miles

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Club 121 - 19/04/08 - Erin

In this punting game, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you manage to get a draw in the final minutes of the match.   (SKIP STRAIGHT TO THE GAME)   I've been meaning to visit Club 121 since we started seeing more reviews coming from there. Lately I've been pretty happy alternating between privates and parlours located along Parramatta Road, so I was willing to alter my routine a bit.   The rain made Club 121 an ideal plan as it's located not far from the city, I even got

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Allure - 12/04/08 - Victoria

After a little break from punting, or at least from the rhythm I had established pretty much since the beginning of the year, I couldn't handle it any longer and just went for it.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   My financial situation was suggesting that a visit to the cinema was a more realistic plan but what are credit cards for then? They are the ultimate weapon against any sign of common sense, and according to Little AJ common sense is highly overrated.   Now, normally I d

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The Grosvenor - 21/03/08 - Annalise

I had my long weekend puntfest in Melbourne planned from a while ago; everything ready to go, my flight and hotel booked, my book-long "WLs to-do" list; everything. However, in that strange way that things work out sometimes, a special lady friend invited me to keep going to the Mornington Peninsula and to stay there for the weekend. Mind you, the decision took me like a whole full second and needless to say, I did enjoy every fraction of every second that I spent down the coast with her. Even t

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Gateway Club - 15/03/08 - Jazz

I was suffering of punting withdrawal and decided to have a non-scheduled punt.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I called Allure to see who was around, hoping to catch up with Billie maybe but she wasn't on. The rest of the line-up did not entice me, so I decided to venture somewhere else. Still exploring the Parramatta Road brothels, I went to The Golden Cat in Broadway for the first time in my life. I tried the rear entrance on Grose Street and went all the way up the high stair

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Stiletto - 02/03/08 - Hannah

On Sunday evening I went out and ended up at Stiletto. Only three girls were available (I’m not sure if they were really busy or if they’re rostering fewer girls. I noticed the same last week).   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   A Kiwi girl called Hannah was my choice and despite I know Kiwi girls have been making a bad name for themselves over there, I just went with my gut feeling of Hannah being a nice girl. She wasn’t only nice but pretty too.   Now, if I told you that she is

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Allure - 24/02/08 - Cassie

On Saturday night, I decided to go out for a punt (surprise, surprise!) and after a bit of pondering and still uncertain about what I really wanted, I headed West towards Parramatta Road, now with four establishments to choose from between Stanmore and Leichhardt if you don't count the fully Asian ones.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   If you're coming from the city, they are Stiletto, Purrfection, Allure and Gateway Club. Before leaving home, I did look at the Stiletto website, p

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Allure - 17/02/08 - Billie

I think I may have detected a problem in punting early on a Saturday afternoon. I saw the delightful Melissa Minova again and my weekend seemed like finished with a big bang… around 5:30pm, the time I left her apartment totally shagged by this sweet nymph. Yes, I know there were so many things I could have done in the rest of my weekend, but a state of happy trance kept me in a parallel universe until Sunday evening, when I started panicking about the weekend coming to an end… I just had to do s

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Private (WA) - 09/02/08 - Seraphina (NSW Tour)

I have seen Seraphina before, it almost feels like in a previous life though. Her name was Chelsea and we met at Stiletto.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   We both were a bit down for completely different reasons of course, but by the end of the session we had managed to cheer up each other and forget about the rest of the world for a little while.   Months later a new forum member said hi to me by PM, her name was Seraphina and we both had worked out we had met in that not too

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Gateway Club - 28/01/08 - Veronica

With the long weekend ahead of me, punting was a given.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Or so I thought. On Friday, still undecided about a location for the crime, it was time to have a shave. It's amazing how a tiny thing like a small pimple located between your nose and your mouth can alter your plans so much, particularly when the razor blade did not discriminate between it and facial hair. A small cut that kept bleeding and even after it stopped, it wouldn't disappear until M

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Private (NSW) - 18/01/08 - Melissa Minova

What a gorgeous and lovely girl!… I finally met her!   When Melissa was working at Stiletto as Annalise, said establishment put up a few pictures of her on their website and when I saw them, I was not only captivated by her looks, but I also had the distinct impression that she was in fact a friend of mine. Some of the written description matched very well too.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Naturally, booking her at Stiletto just to find out wasn't the smartest move one could

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Index of 2007 In Shag Miles!

This year I started by seeing my regular girl, Eva at Allure, whom I saw for a over a year, every second Saturday or so, until she decided to move on around July. I even considered given up punting around that time but it just didn't happen in the end. There are no reviews of Eva for 2007, since I met her and wrote her review in 2006. I also saw my Melbourne regular Rebecca at the Grosvenor, yet only once. I've been going less to Melbourne and she has found a day job, making it difficult

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Stiletto - 28/12/07 - Danielle

On Thursday afternoon I visited Cracker.com, and while I was there I saw that a private girl I knew about had put an ad with the possibility of booking her for 30 minutes at $250. While not necessarily cheap it gives you the chance to meet her and if you get along, you can always book her for an hour at $400 at a later stage.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Being the Christmas season and all, not only will I keep her name anonymous, but I will change it for dramatic purposes. Let

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Allure - 22/12/07 - Jenna

Last week before catching up with Victoria at Stiletto, I dropped by Allure and met a girl who got picked by a punter before me, and so I kept going with the idea of returning soon since she gave me a good vibe during the intro. Her name is Jenna.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Last Saturday, being International Orgasm Day (as if I needed more excuses to shag!), I returned to Allure hoping to meet that lass or maybe another one. When I finally arrived it was very busy indeed. Pr

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Gateway Club - 15/12/07 - Cindy

I didn't get to much this weekend, other than some tedious paperwork at home, so last night I decided to go out for a punt (and I think it was due to lack of imagination because I wasn't quite in the mood for punting). It was probably a bit late when I put my plan in motion, and in any case I felt like visiting a new parlour. As destiny had it, it was going to be the Gateway Club.   (SKIP IF YOU WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Even when I've never been to this parlour, I thought it was a good plan b

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Le Boudoir - 25/11/07 - Jacqueline

No trip to Melbourne is complete for me if I don't visit The Grosvenor. The only problem this time was that my trip wasn't long enough to visit on a Friday or on Monday, and in doing so, catch up with Rebecca, my favourite G-Girl. I only had the weekend, but I've been going to this parlour since the early nineties and I've had a few regulars there throughout the years, so I always visit.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Unfortunately, lately destiny hasn't timed my visits with the

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Boardroom - 24/11/07 - Asia

A few weeks ago while in Melbourne, I went to the Boardroom on a Saturday night.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I got the tram, got off at the domain and walked past The Harem with the certainty I was going to find the Boardroom just around the corner… after all, most reviews locate it somewhere there. Melbourne guys, join the dots and have a laugh at my expense because eventually I found it, not before returning to the city on foot, getting the tram and getting off again at the

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FKK Artemis (Berlin) - November 2007 - Alicia, Jana, Martina & Vikka

I did my homework before flying to Berlin; I checked that it wasn't a "Gay Night" at FKK Artemis, since sometimes they organise them; I checked how to go from Schönenberg airport to the FKK by public transport (as it's located only metres aways from Westkreuz station), and I also checked how to go from there to Tegel airport since I would need to catch a flight early the following morning.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I was arriving to Berlin near 6pm, so I wondered whether I

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Happy A Go-Go Bar (Bratislava) - November 2007 - Jana

Happy A Go-Go Bar - Jaskovy rad 223, Bratislava - (02) 5477 7727   Time for Slovakia to have its own forum (However, you will find some old info in this thread about Prague and Bratislava).   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Slovakia should be the country with most beautiful women per square metre in the world; they are indeed gorgeous. The good thing is that it hasn't been discovered as much as Prague or Budapest and its capital, Bratislava, is located just half way between these

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Sweet Paradise (Prague) - November 2007 - Bára

After a good yet expensive night at K5, I thought I definitely had to try the traditionally cheaper delights of Sweet Paradise. So, with the name of the Metro Station in my possession this time, I went there after 8pm (Please notice that currently if you go earlier, you may be entitled to a discount but I just couldn't make it anytime before that).   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   No metal detectors at Sweet Paradise and instead of going up anywhere, it is underground, so you go d

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K5 (Prague) - November 2007 - Verona

I must confess that I let the ball drop before going to Prague; I simply assumed that things should have been remained the same since last year and therefore I travelled there without doing any homework like visiting international forums, etc.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I arrived to Prague in the late afternoon and maybe an omen of things to come was that US $8 wasn't enough money to buy a 3 day pass for the public transport... hmm... I wonder if it ever was but my recollect

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Amigas (Montevideo) - October 2007 - Valeria & Yanina

How frustrating it is to be in one place and not being able to punt at your heart's content!... I won't go into the reasons that prevented me from punting as much as I wanted in Uruguay this time but I knew that even before getting there, so that lessens the frustration a tiny bit.   You may be aware of my fuck fest from a couple of years ago at La Casa de Nana in Punta del Este; well, this time I managed to visit a parlour in Montevideo, the capital city, called Amigas. It is located near an

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La Mansion (Santiago) - October 2007 - Priscila

Second day in Santiago, now with a little bit less of jetlag but with my previous night with Delfina still very fresh in my mind. The telephone in my hotel room had been fixed, so now I could call comfortably from there instead of having to look for a public phone. Now, if you read Delfina's review, I mentioned something about compiling two shortlists before getting to Santiago. One of the girls who was high on my original list, and made it to my second one too, was Priscila.   (SKIP IF YOU JU

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Private (Santiago) - October 2007 - Delfina

In this punting game, sometimes it comes a time where after the fun, you ask yourself whether a particular punt was really necessary or not. However, every once in a while you meet a girl, who for one reason or another, and not always because of the sex, makes the encounter a memorable one. This was the case of Delfina, an Argentinean promo girl making a bit of easy money in neighbouring Chile, with whom I happened to cross paths.     (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   My stay

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Allure - 15/09/07 - Chelsea

After my Melbourne debauchery (please notice that not all was publicly reported for “technical” reasons), and an overseas trip coming soon, I thought I wouldn’t be punting in the meantime.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   But I was wrong. I was doing pretty well really; maybe traces of bronchitis had forced me to do the right thing and stay at home… until I got better and bored. For over a year I had been seeing a girl regularly at Allure every second Saturday night, give or take,

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Studio 54 - 24/08/07 - Sharna

Several times the thought of meeting Sharna had crossed my mind before, but destiny had it that my visits to Melbourne had not coincided with her schedule… until now.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   When Sharna published her latest roster, I knew that I was keeping Friday afternoon to see her. Moreover, Studio 54 ran a promotional discount for FIA members on the Friday, so it couldn’t get any better. A couple of hours after I landed in Melbourne I was making my booking for the fo

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