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La Mansion, Santiago - January 2009 - Colomba

Second and last day in Santiago; not surprisingly I got this crazy idea of fitting two punts before catching my flight.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   The ambitious enterprise was only natural after having compiled a shortlist of 18 girls I wanted to see. Since my previous day session with Luna had been so excellent, I knew that I didn't have many chances of matching such a great service; so, beauty became an important factor for my next punt. I wanted to shag on

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Erotic Santiago - January 2009 - Luna

I found myself in Santiago for a couple of days. My previous visit to this city was slightly longer and that gave me the opportunity to study how things work punting wise.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I know of two websites that are a great help; one is sexo.cl and the other one is chilerelax.cl. They advertise escorts and private WLs and if I go by my experience, the photos tend to be real (albeit you can expect various degrees of Photoshop manipulation in som

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Private Escort - January 2009 - Maria Noel in Montevideo

I managed to arrange a session with Maria Noel (not her actual working name but changed for good reason). She quoted me 2,000 Uruguayan Pesos per hour and the hotel would cost me 500 extra, making the hour a total of 2,500 Pesos (AUD $160). A bit expensive for local standards but never mind because private bookings are often longer than an hour. However, when I called her to arrange the details, I found out that the 500 pesos for the hotel would cover only one hour. The name is Hotel Goes and it

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La Casa de Nana - January 2009 - Grace and Andrea

Some may remember my shag fest at La Casa de Nana (aka Lo de Nana) from a few years ago. That was an almost ideal situation since I was staying in the region and was able to return night after night to make the most out it. Last night I had the chance to revisit this place again but the time I had to do so was very limited. Suffice to say that I needed to leave Maldonado (the town where Nana's is located) at 11:10 pm by bus. Unfortunately this place only opens at sunset and I was unsure about an

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Index of 2008 In Shag Miles!

(Links and descriptions to be added soon - Entry under construction)   My first punt for 2008 was seeing Jenna at Allure, whom I had already seen and reviewed towards the end of 2007. An even better time was had and probably will see her again but I saw no need for a new review. In January I also saw Victoria at Stiletto, whom I've seen and reviewed many times too. Again, I felt that there was no reason for a new review. However, below you'll find a growing list of reviews for the new girls I'

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First Class, Montevideo - December 2008 - Joanna

I seem to have the exclusivity of the Uruguayan forum so far but guys please notice that there are plenty of green pastures over here. If you manage to combine a tour exploring this very Southern region of the Americas comprising Argentina, Chile and Uruguay, you'll be certainly rewarded.   Anyway, I think that in order to understand the context of the punt I'm writing about, you'll need to read this review from a year ago. That was a review of a relatively low budget parlour. In said review I

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The Main Course - 23/11/08 - April

I need to start this review by letting you know that this one was a freebie - no, not from April - but from a small group of FIA members who very kindly gave me a voucher to see said WL.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I am not really sure what motivated them to match AndyJ with a sort of lady that AndyJ hardly ever sees, that is, not only Asian but also mature. One stipulation of the voucher was that it had to be used with April, and another one, while not a stipulation as such,

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Private (VIC) - 21/11/08 - Amber J Lee & Sharna Of Melbourne

Okay, I'm sure the title got your attention, and now that I have it: na na na na na nah… I shagged Amber and Sharna… na na na na na nah… I shagged Amber and Sharna!   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   With my puerile way of opening this review out of the way, I need to make an admission: Yes, I had already seen Amber for the last time and written my farewell review too, but that's what encores are for. After my standing ovation at Amber's curtain call and her graceful exit of the st

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Amore - 08/11/08 - Eva

Oh, Moon child… how do I go about writing this within the limits of what common sense dictates? And yet, you good people out there, you'll have to forgive me if my preamble doesn't make any sense whatsoever… but not everything ought to.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Eva is a girl I've seen more times than anyone else I've written about; however, you'll only find one review, and that's the one of our first encounter over two and half years ago. Probably that review still will re

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The Grosvenor - 18/10/08 - Eve

Okay, what do you put in the water in Melbourne? Some sort of aphrodisiac that makes me want to punt? Well, regardless of last week's punting rampage (which actually started here in Sydney but with one of Melbourne's treasures), the plan of seeing Eve was an old one and until last Saturday, an unfulfilled one.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Unfortunately, previous trips to Melbourne did not allow us to meet for one reason or another. Well, that's not 100% accurate; we did meet b

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Private (VIC) - 17/10/08 - Sharna Of Melbourne

Not sure if I can add much to everything I've written about Sharna, but this girl is so much fun that every shag ends up taking place very late at night after a night of food and alcohol consumption. I do the eating and she does the drinking! LOL   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Okay, maybe it's a bit more balanced than that, but she doesn't need to try hard to get me in a state in which she can do anything she pleases to me. Luckily, the things she likes are pretty much the ones

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Private (VIC) - 16/10/08 - Taylor Wonders

Not always I blindly follow tips I find on this or other forums, because, as they say, not everything that glitters is gold. However, after a while of writing reviews and reading those written by others, you realise that occasionally some things that glitter are indeed gold.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   So, almost a year ago it only took two reviews about the same girl for me to see the radiance that emanated from them. And so it was that during a Melbourne visit, I decided to

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Private (VIC) - 15/10/08 - Amber J Lee (NSW Tour)

100th Review by AndyJ as he salutes Amber   "You're not the touchy feely type, are you?" (Amber J Lee to AndyJ Lord, Melbourne 2007)   Without counting the reviews I have posted in restricted areas of FIA, this one is my 100th and like many things in my life as AndyJ, some bizarre cosmic force has timed it so it was about my most recent encounter with the other AJL, and what very well could be my last (yet most passionate ever) session with her.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)  

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Private (NSW) - 09/10/08 - Cameron Taylor

Oh beauty!… beauty presents itself in so many different forms, that no matter how you anticipate it, you're always surprised. I had read reviews about Cameron and they all talk about a beautiful girl - and being that such an enticing promise - dozens of imaginary beautiful faces were depicted in my mind during the days prior to our rendezvous.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   It's one of those little simple things that make life so mysterious and exciting; everyone gets his or her

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Amore - 21/09/08 - Cleo

It's been a while since my last review and a little bit less since my last unreviewed punt (well, not a punt as that was with the ever good Melissa Minova before she left for some well deserved holidays).   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Another one of my semi regulars who is Victoria at Stiletto is also away, so it was time to sample some new talent. My last punt at Amore with Kendall was pretty good but being Sunday, I don't think she was rostered yet I think this place is doing

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Amore - 16/08/08 - Kendall

I know I said I wouldn’t punt for a while but on Saturday I just woke up with the urge.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I thought it was time to give Amore a shot since their prices remain reasonable. I called to see who was on, and upon cross-checking with their website, it looked promising and among other girls, Kendall was there, whom I’ve been meaning to see for three years now.   I missed the bus that goes to Newtown just when I was arriving to the stop, so I decided to ge

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Allure - 09/08/08 - Holly

After my debauchery weekend in Melbourne, common sense dictated for me to stay quiet in the punting front… or if I decided otherwise, to keep my expectations low and bookings short and cheap.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   That and the fact that looking at my wallet I found a voucher for $50 that Allure management had given me as a result of my unlucky previous visit, made this place my only option for a quickie.   When I arrived to Allure (around 8pm) only one girl was availa

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Private (VIC) - 27/07/08 - Amber & Jessica Jordan

By telling you that this is my first ever double, and considering that I started punting at a very tender age, you'll probably guess that it has never been very high on my agenda.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   I don't really know why but I suppose that what I like about sex is the intimacy between strangers, and with three already being a little group of people, a bit of that ought to be lost. I don't watch much porn either; so when it comes to that I don't have any copycat asp

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Studio 54 - 26/07/08 - Chelsea

If you saw my previous review, you'll know this is a second installment of sorts, the culmination of the longest double you've ever read about… well, technically speaking not a real double but you'll still read about all the same characters, that is Sharna, Chelsea, Little AJ and me. So, here it is. "Studio 54: The Incall" or "An hour with Chelsea".   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   On Friday night I had the pleasure of meeting Chelsea and sharing a dinner with her and Sharna. The

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Private (VIC) - 25/07/08 - Sharna Of Melbourne

I am not sure if this would qualify as the longest double you've ever read about but since I'll probably be disqualified for a technicality, I'll just write this as part one of my Studio 54 latest adventure. I'll call it "Studio 54: The Outcall".   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Now, I could also review this as "An Evening With Sharna" and go for ten uninterrupted minutes of prose (or poetry if I had a better command of the language), only to later tell you that I don't go into de

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The Black Cat - 19/07/08 - Willow

The Black Cat!… It almost sounds like a tavern for pirates where the working girls are called Mary or Kelly.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   As a matter of fact, until last night, Kelly was the name of the last girl I saw there. She was from New Zealand and I had seen her a year earlier in Melbourne at The Grosvenor. She was very good looking but I think that was all she had going for her. Anyway, that was back in 1995, and even when I did venture afterwards for an intro or two,

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Private (VIC) - 04/07/08 - Amber J Lee

Where am I?…. In a hotel room. Who's the blonde bombshell?… Ah, that's Amber. How come I'm fucking her?… The way things panned out, I guess. I mean, how come she's fucking you?… I don't know. Part of a dream maybe; I've been taking holidays from myself for quite some time now; I think I am stuck here. It's similar to being stuck in a dream; not a bad dream though.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Amber is one of my favourite characters of this dream. Sometimes I'm very nasty to

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Allure - 21/06/08 - Jodie

Oh, the never ending search for new flesh, sometimes gets us into some really raw deals, and not necessarily some good quality carpaccio.   Imagine you always go to a family-owned restaurant, where not only they know you but also you've never had a bad experience there. The restaurant may not be the finest nor the most expensive in town, but it is consistently good, with a few simple dishes on offer, about which the waiters can offer their recommendations too. Now imagine that you go one day,

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Gateway Club - 24/05/08 - Kristina

In the never-ending quest for new flesh, Little AJ and I have alternated our always fun-packed visits to the sweet Melissa, and we've been trying to find that elusive great punt at a parlour.   (SKIP IF YOU JUST WANT THE SEX DETAILS)   Lately, apart from the reported shags at Allure, LPA and Club 121, we've visited other places like Chandalay, Stiletto and the Gateway Club. These last two places have very decent websites that include rosters. The problem with Stiletto is that at those prices

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La Petite Aroma - 27/04/08 - Alex

Okay guys, a review where you don't need to jump to the sex details because here they are straight away. Well, almost; just a line before that to explain that on the weekend I simply was after an affordable quickie with some hottie; not necessarily after a great experience for repeat visits.   And the good weather took me across the bridge to La Petite Aroma, where I met four girls, a good and diverse line-up overall. Alex came to say hi with her pink nipples escaping out of her bra. Mind you,

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