This is material I contributed to a thread I started elsewhere because I wondered if it might be useful to new punters to have punting advice from the more experienced members. Many people put in great advice, but I post my tips here for posterity.
While the forum is a valuable source of information, it should not be your only one. Plenty can be learned by sitting in the reception/lounge area of a brothel. When you've made a phone booking with a lady, it can pay to arrive at the bordello 20
I've pretty much finished my reviewing of my past Bodyline encounters and will now post as I go, so the frequency might drop off a little. Sorry to finish with a bad review, but I think they are as important, if not more, than the good ones.
I noticed last week that Anastacia is still working there so this review night be useful to you. About 6 months ago I saw Anastacia for half an hour because none of my favourites were available. She looks OK dressed, but has
Just having a read through some old posts I was reminded of some other ladies I've seen in the past. I don't know if Lisa and Ruby still work there, so I won't go into much detail about them, but I think Jamie is still around.
I saw her a long way back. She had long black hair (wig, I think) and very pale skin and a lovely fullsome arse and a very firm body. She might be mid 20s. She laid down the rules (no touching below the waist, etc etc) and I reali
I've been meaning to see Honey for a long time. I'd seen her at intro before and had liked the look of her, but had always been distracted by the availability of proven performers (ie: Cindy). I also read Doc's fairly favourable review on this forum.
I went in yesterday and there were not many girls on, so Honey seemed the best choice. She was busy for 10 minutes and I had to wait in the lounge with a crowd of blokes (6 or more) waiting for intros. I was glad I'd bo
After reading many rave reviews and trying for about six weeks, I finally managed to coordinate a trip to Bodyline with Zoe being on. I rang and booked ahead to make sure there'd be no disappointment. I opted for the hour and didn't ask her about extras. I had a feeling her basic service was going to be good enough.
When I first saw Zoe, I realised that what everyone says about her is true. She isn't a raving beauty, but she has something about her that screams "SEX!". Stkildacat
I haven't seen Sasha reviewed on this forum, so I thought I'd better do it. I saw her a while back. She's a blonde dutch girl in her early twenties with a full figure and knockout tits. I booked her for half an hour only (fortunately). She has a terse, irritated manner and stands away from you as if you're filth. She ordered me into the shower, directed me to lie face down and began a massage that was fair, but without any trace of sensuality. She turned me over and began a very pede
I've seen Nadia at Bodyline a number of times and she's terrific. She doesn't do alot of extras ($20 for pussy touching), but her standard service is top notch. She is Swiss and very pretty, in her mid to late 20s with long dark hair. She has a beautiful tanned body with lovely shoulders and pert, expressive (C cup?) tits. She makes you feel welcome and comfortable and laughs at my jokes (like Gemma does). Her massage is oily and very sensual and her handling of wedding tackl
I've never reviewed Gemma on a forum, though I've seen her a dozen times and like her alot. I went back to see her today, for old times sake.
She's a very pretty and cheery blonde lass, in her late twenties (actually, she must be upwards of thirty odd but looks after herself), with a knockout lithe, trim body. She's lost a little weight and might be about size 8 or so. Nice B cup tits.
She gives a great service, BUT there are some strict rules about touching (tits only and onl
Another couple of Bodyline ladies to review. I reviewed them together as they are similar in many ways. Both provide a no-nonsense, intense sevice with extras. They are both Australian, over 40 (by my reckoning) and, without being mean, are not exactly oil paintings. I went through a period where the young, pretty types kept leaving me disappointed and out of pocket, so I tried some of the more mature, experienced ladies. Both ladies are easy going and pleasant to chat to.
I rang Bodilinx yesterday and none of the greats were on, so I rather despondently rang Bodyline:
TA: Morning. Can you please tell me who's on today?
Val: Cara, Jasmine, somebody, somebody, blah, blah, blah, Ginger, blah, blah........
TA: Ginger? Hellooo.
So I booked Ginger for an hour. She wasn't meant to be there, but had taken on the extra shift. The gods of R'n'T had smiled on me. Ginger worked at Bodyline a year ago and left to go to WA amid much blubbing from me
Some annual leave gives me an opportunity to catch up on things other than work this week. Hmmmm, will I mow the lawn? Do my tax? Visit a sick friend or a frail relative? Volunteer work? Sadly the answer is "no" for I wish to sample the flesh pots of Melbourne.
Last night I rang Bodyline for a line-up. A very lack-lustre list was read to me until I heard "Billie". I've read many reviews by high profiled and well credentialed punters and I have seen her at intro, but now it was time to see fo
After reading some good reviews and seeing her at an intro, I decided to give Sophie a run last week. I also happened to be there on a day when none of my faves were about. Sophie's the Finnish girl who's been reviewed elsewhere on the forum. She's certainly very good looking with a long, lithe tanned body. Smallish breasts and very fine backside. Nice blonde hair that she ties back. I reckon she's around 30. I booked her for an hour.
She is a very polite girl who loves a chat. A
Well, I did it. I overcame my fear of being spotted and went to Barabings and saw Sienna. I like Barabings, it's cosy and smells nice and has a share-house feel about it, right down to the dodgey CD player that plays a half a song then jumps to the next and then back a bit and then on to the next disc and so on. I like the prices too. $170 for the hour. I'm starting to wonder why I stick with Bodyline.
Sienna has put on a little weight since her departure from Bodyline and looks bloody magni
Alot of my posts I'll never see again, but I managed to have this saved deep in my computer. It's self-indulgent, a bit of fun and it reminds me of happier days in the old country:
Good day to you.
Some people might need some context for this post. A while back, I noticed that Littlerooter was producing reviews of a quality that some people were beginning to rate as "good as Princely's". It got me thinking about how far this might go. So I wrote a few excerpts fro
Went into Bodylinx today to see if Monique was about, but she's been off all week with the flu. Anyway, I got an intro: Zoe, Nicki and Leslie. Zoe and Nicki are both girl-next-door types. Young (early 20s) and pretty, but I hadn't remembered any reviews for them, so I went with Leslie, who's been reviewed favourably here.
Well, she's OK, but not really my cup of tea. She'd be well into her 40s (or is 35 and lives hard), blonde, size 8 tanned bod and has a big tatt above her rump.
Hi everyone. I agonised over this review. Sometimes I find a girl who I want to keep all to myself. I used to post on AE, where the lurkers were like flies at a BBQ. In a couple of cases (Cindy, Ginger and Ashley at Bodyline, who hadn't been reviewed before on that forum) I initially held back reviewing on a selfish impulse, but logic always prevailed as it does now. To review favourably is to encourage custom for the lady and thus, her likelihood of staying in the job, which benefits me. This
I've been out of punting action due to crazy work, but yesterday found me fancy-free and in the West. Tuesday is a Monique-day so I rang the 'Linx to book the Queen of RnT, only to be told that she has injured her back in a car accident and will be out for some time. Monique, if you read these forums, I hope you're OK and get well soon. I like you alot.
Damage control. I asked who else was on. Charlie, Zoe, Bianca and a new girl (forget her na
After many great reviews, I decided to give Charlie a go. It takes a bit to tempt me away from the 'line to the 'linx.
She's an amazing lady. Striking looks, with a statuesque body (Venus de Milo with arms) boasting curvy hips, perky B cup breasts and beautiful white skin. Very friendly, relaxed, sensual and affectionate. I opted for the hour and asked for a soft massage. She stroked and caressed me beautifully while I sat up. Then she lay me face down and kept ca
Loyal readership:: Here's Trouser back again AND reviewing a new chick. What's going on?
TA: Laugh all you like. Deride my weakness, you callous fiends. But at least I've been able to reduce my punting from once a week to once a month. I'm mere flesh and blood, brothers, so please forgive this sin.
Loyal readership: Your flawed resolve is our gain. We forgive you only if the review is a good one.
TA: Thankyou, oh Gods of commercial intercourse.
Yeah, so I met up with an old pal on Thursd
Yeah, so I'm sitting at home a few weeks ago and the phone rings. It's a former teammate from my old sporting club (I'm not saying what sport because it's a bit of an identifier). He edges around a little and asks about work and life for a bit, then he comes out with it: "Trouser, we are going to have to give a walkover unless we can get three more blokes to play on Saturday". I reply, "Yeah, but I haven't played for ages and I'm retired". Then he says something that will live with me forever:
Conspiring Circumstances: A good name for a pretentious jazz combo, but more probably the basis for a lame explanation for why Trouser is punting/reviewing, after all his fine talk about retirement.
Last Saturday I had a big day at work and had a very great desire to wind down with something more substantial than a bit of chat and two or eight beers at the pub. As I pointed my vehicle in the direction of home, I loaded an old AC/DC CD** into the player and was soon rocking to the Young broth
After many good reviews and a few failed attempts, I went into Bodyline and finally booked Megan for an hour.
She's a quite tall, blonde Oz girl with a great body and beautiful smooth skin, about size 10 (she's put on weight lately due to the fact that, as she put it, "if I'm not working, all I do is fuckin' eat in this place, man"). She's 22 (it's been a while since I had 22 year old B-cup breasts in my hands. God, they're fantastic), and has alot of youthf
There was some of talk on the (t'other) forum about Allie, and it got to me. "She's quite tall, slim with THE best pair of breasts I have ever seen", taunted one enthusiasatic member, "Don't believe me? Go book this girl".
Well, I've been staying away a good long time and, finding myself in the West last week thought, "Fuck it. I need a bloody punt".
So I went in after calling ahead, with a pretty good prospect for a good punt, as Allie and Sophie were mentioned. I was intro'd to Allie